Ch.45

I was born a Druid and witch this time, in ancient Mystic Falls, Virginia before it had a name. Back then we just called it home and people lived with it. I call it ancient times because I was born before the Christian religion by about a hundred years. Our society was very advanced and I knew Silas, Amara and Qetsiyah well.

Together we were a full group with Amara and I due to be married on the same day as Silas and Qetsiyah. Sadly, Amara didn't appreciate my efforts even with our two kids already because she ran off to be with my brother, Silas, on our wedding night. Qetsiyah was vengeful, wrathful one might say, but I was numb to the pain.

It was hardly unexpected, Silas was a man whore and Amara was impressionable, believing he loved her more than life itself. Unlike Silas, Qetsiyah and I, Amara was a basic human so I let her be. I kept the immortality potions and spells we'd made and left after I heard of their fate. Qetsiyah tried to kill herself to create the other side to bind Silas to her and the crazy bint tried to take me with her.

Sadly, she went after my children and when I found them, she got her death wish. She created the other side after months of torture and mutilation on my part. It wasn't my best moment, but I was filled with grief and rage beyond even Qetsiyah's understanding. I soon wondered the world, teaching this world's spells and learning new ones.

For over a thousand years I was a scholar and teacher to witches, no longer aging due to the vast amounts of magic in my body, sustaining it all alone. For a time I bedded both the original sisters before Dahlia went dark magic crazy and Esther ever met Mikael. Both of them learned potent magics by my hands and cock. Dahlia was more than willing to spread her legs for knowledge and power while Esther was just along for the ride mostly.

She wasn't too interested in magic yet I taught her a bit when she was willing to learn. I left six seasons before the Vikings came to sack their village. I continued to wander the world and came back home for a time where eventually I met and bedded a young village girl doppelgänger of Amara's. I bedded her so frequently and vigorously that it had devastated her when I left.

I did build her a solid wood home like a large cabin with many rooms instead of the hovels the rest of the village had been living in. The protections on the cabin ensured so long as she was near it, no one and nothing could harm or touch her without her permission. In that time I'd seen Esther again and she'd recognized me, all the while watching as I taught her friend, Ayana.

The reason I left the village was because Esther and Mikael had confronted me. Esther asked how I'd not aged and I told her I was over a thousand years old and like the stories she'd know if she'd listened to her sister, I was the immortal witch who roamed the world teaching those with my favor the spells and knowledge of old. Mikael didn't like that I'd taken his wife's maiden hood before he could do so or that I was a better fuck no doubt, so he challenged me.

I beat him down in front of his wife and children, bloodily and brutally. I didn't even use magic, just my plain sword I carried off hand against bandits and the like. What's more if closed my eyes and told him he wasn't even worthy my gaze. When I took his sword, I shattered his nose and tossed it back to him at his feet while he lay bleeding in the mud.

I told him that I was the immortal who fought in every war since the crucifixion of the Jewish fool. I told him I predated his gods and any he cared to worship. I opened my gaze and told him coldly. "You are but a boy before my eyes pretending to be a man because he fears he's inadequate to all other men. If I'd even tried fighting you seriously you'd be dead before your sword could leave it's sheath, boy."

I turned to the teenagers and young men before seeing Rebekah. I raised an eyebrow at her lovesick gaze and shook my head before leaving their father in a daze while bleeding in the mud. Tatia went off and had a child with another man not long after my departure, looking to fill the hole I left no doubt. I returned briefly to allow Tatia a place in the painted world after Esther had taken and used her blood.

She deserved better and now she would be immortal and happy there. True to form I'd bedded Rebekah as a vampire, ridding her of her maiden hood before leaving in the night. She'd fed on me, but at this point, my body was so filled with magic there was no way to die of blood loss. Still, I'd taught her how to control herself and fucked her like it was a birthday donut, cream filled and everything as a surprise.

I'd left her naked in Tatia's old cabin bed while the sun rose. I left a rose and a runic note saying that if I'd been mortal I'd have died so she needed to learn to control. I left her instructions and wished her and her family the best of luck. I'd heard of her brother being cursed because of his werewolf side and didn't care.

I myself had been cursed during the original werewolf curse for helping bring Inadu down. Unlike the others though, I could manage and I had a moonlight ring along with my witch powers. Not even a witch bitch like Inadu could take those away from me now. Hell, I'd gone so far as to use a real dire wolf, Lady, Sansa's immortal dire wolf, to hunt the bitch down.

So in the end I was an immortal dire wolf werewolf. Lady was fine thanks to having survived the hunt safely. She went back into the painted world with my heartfelt thanks and a herd of dead deer as a reward. Back to the present, I moved through the world and met Freya with Dahlia.

Dahlia asked if I was there to teach like I used to or to share my power and secrets of immortality with her. I peered into her mind, learning all she'd done for her dark power before turning to the young but semi immortal Freya. Dahlia just ahh'd before telling Freya it was her lucky day because Amy child between us would be extremely powerful. I stayed with them for a year, teaching Freya and bedding her when she wanted to.

She asked me to save her and I told her I couldn't because Dahlia had bound each of them together by blood. I taught her everything I'd taught Dahlia and more, staying with her each day and night. I taught her things Dahlia had never known about magic that didn't make her more powerful, just more informed. I knew Dahlia was listening through her connection with Freya so I hadn't shared much of use, but by the time I'd left the day before they slept for a century, Freya was much more powerful and capable.

Dahlia had told her I'd leave because it's what I did best. I did however reveal what Esther had done to fuck Dahlia out of her bargain which made Freya sad yet amused. By the time Freya laid down to rest for a century, her womb was filled to the brim with my seed. I knew Dahlia had designs on my child and was hurt when I heard a century later that Freya had killed herself and the babe, finding out the hard way that she was immortal and the child wasn't yet.

I'd known instantly while sailing the Baltic seas. I landed in what would be Estonia and headed to the would be Russia to mine diamonds for six hundred years afterwards I traveled mining diamonds. I made magic gathering diamond pillars and planted them at every major ley line intersection across the planet. In the meantime I'd become a famous pirate next to James Flint, Teach and Charles Vane.

I was a ruthless and brutal pirate with a group of former slaves as my shipmates. I'd fought Teach for years over prizes and we were both brutal men. I'd saved and taught all my men over the decades from child slaves to men nowadays. None of them were helpless and all of them feared and respected me nearly as much as they loved me like a father.

We made port and Nassau one year and I had my way with the young mistress of Nassau, Eleanor Guthrie. She'd been very receptive and she received more than she'd bargained for. She'd wanted to make Charles Vane jealous out of spite by sleeping with a man more brutal and famous than he was. I fucked her into a near coma of ecstasy and left her pregnant or would be.

She washed and squirted the would be brats out with a hot syringe pump which was a harsh way to clean the females out, but effective. I stood while her maid helped her and told her never to use me again in this way or I may kill Vane just to make a point. She grunted and said she did as she pleased before asking what I feared. I gave her a cold look. "No man, country president god little lady. I do not fear anything because even death is beyond me as I am now. Go rest, bathe and know that the only outcome of Vane attacking me would be his brutal torture before I skinned him alive and burned his skinless living body for a laugh while he screamed over his cooking meat."

She looked terrified and a bit sick so I scoffed, reminding her. "I am the most brutal pirate in all of history Eleanor, I have a reputation to uphold or I'd become a laughing stock and be forced to burn England, ransack Spain and fuck a few brats into their queens. I am a monster, one that all other monsters fear and respect because there is no one else that comes close to me in brutality, strength or raw unending wrath. And like the sin incarnate, I am eternal and will plague anyone who dares cross me."

I touched her face while my other hand went to her sex. "I cannot be killed, beaten or ignored, only endured like a force of nature by those with the will capable of doing so."

I fingered and pushed her over the edge as she told the maid to leave. Soon she was filled again and slept in her bed while I went back out to sea. I heard later that she'd conceived a brat of her own. When I returned to port again, she'd already been forced to give the child away.

Her father wouldn't allow it to shame their family and I had no interest in raising any children so I made sure a good portion of my share went to it. I was the biggest earner in all of Nassau and only Flint came close once. Half a decade later I heard of Eleanor taking on a whore lover. I found and fucked Max whom was terrified of my reputation. Even men like Flint and Vane didn't cross me, ever, so Max only told me to be gentle.

The madam said Guthrie protects and pays for her to remain untouched. I glared at the old woman before telling her to tell Eleanor she could share or I could fuck them both in the streets after I slaughter all of Nassau. Max didn't object because even the men acting as guards and enforcers of the whores looked at me wearily and didn't move. Rumors of my immortality and brutal nature to being attacked terrified them all.

Some had seen me pull bullets out and tear the heads off groups of men who crossed me. Max was…tight and warm. She was gentle and while terrified, she learned I was an excellent and caring lover. For a near week I fucked her constantly and Eleanor only came once, fleeing with a full cunt and an excuse not to attack me or punish my ship and crew.

Max was tired when I left, but she rolled to her side and showed me my seed in her sore and used cunt. She asked why I'd wanted her and I told her that it'd been a long time since I'd smelled beautiful. Sighing, I leaned on the bed, cupping her face telling her. "Stay defiant and strong willed like Eleanor only without the protection of her background."

I cupped her lower lips and stroked her bud while she leaned back and enjoyed my workings. I smirked. "Do so and no matter what happens, I will keep you for myself and perhaps make you immortal like me."

She raised her eyebrow while her lips parted in a moan as she asked. "So it's true then, you're immortal?"

I finished her off quickly and while she watched, I ran my chest through with a sword. The moment I pulled it free the wound healed and I cleaned my blade before sheathing it. I leaned down and kissed her shocked lips. I pulled back and growled. "You shouldn't believe in bedtime stories, but you should fear the horror stories."

I pulled up and watched my seed flow as her lower lips parted and gaped. Shook and I hummed as I donned my shirt and jacket. A month later I returned to port only to hear Charles Vane's attempt to take over and out Flint had failed. Instead he was going after the whore that screwed him out of money, Max. I arrived just as she was brought to the fuck tent and told Jack and Bonnie and Vane's men. "Leave her alone and walk away now or I make a mess of your pretty insides."

Jack asked curiously. "What's your interest in a whore?"

I growled and drew my swords. "Last warning boy. Walk away now or I make your deaths last as long as you intended to have her fucked."

Jack backed away and Bonnie sneered, but Vane and Jack didn't act. Instead the men who were out money demanded I pay them the money she'd screwed them of. I gave them a cold glare. "Go fuck yourselves or each other, I care not which."

They drew their weapons and lost their hands in seconds. I dragged them to a post, tied them up, castrated them then skinned them alive in front of Vane and the rest of his men. Max watched as well while I tortured them for hours on end before setting them on fire while still very much awake and alive. Their screams terrified the whole of Nassau.

Anne Bonney said I wasn't so scary so I told her to watch her words or I'd put her mouth to better use. She ran me through and I pulled the cutlass out, telling her she owed me now. I grabbed her by the throat and lifted her up, telling her she'd pay me for the blood she made me lose or she'd join the men on the pyre after I fuck her with her own sword, still awake and alive like them when I light her ablaze as well.

Real terror was in her eyes and I dropped her. I told her she'd be my woman until she's paid me back for the blood she spilled. Jack tried to talk and Vane asked about the blood of his men I'd spilled. I gave him a tilted head look. "You'd have to be able to kill me to extract your price boy. I'm the immortal pirate Ren Argent, so good luck with that one."

He grunted and seeing as Jack didn't argue, Anne Bonney followed me and Max as I left. She kept looking at Jack and he failed to do anything so I cucked him an hour later, fucking Max and Anne together. Anne was terrified, but Max got her naked and ready. I gave her pleasure to her surprise and healed her back of scars while I fucked her.

Max watched as I gave Anne Bonney pleasure over and over in many positions. Max told her that her scars were gone thanks to me. Anne Bonney checked her back in the mirror while Max and I watched. Max was currently on all fours, breasts swaying as I fucked her from behind.

Anne asked how and I told her that I was an eighteen hundred year old witch who knew more about the world than anyone else alive. I told her I'd fought in wars she'd never heard of on battlefields long overgrown. I cupped her breast as I told her. "My power is unlimited in depth. I could pull gold from the earth with a word or lay waste to countries if angered. I'm only a pirate to pass the time. I could give a fuck about treasure because anyone who wants it will be dead in a century."

Max moaned as I growled and released into her. She pushed into me like she knew I like, taking it deep while she bit her lips, rubbing like I'd taught her until she climaxed and milked me for more. I huffed as I slid free of max and cupped Anne's face. "If you'd be willing, I'd make you an immortal lover like I promised Max someday soon."

She asked what's so good about living forever and I stroked her bush, finding her used and slick heat. She shivered as I worked her bud and climaxed fast, unused to such things. I told her. "Pleasure, indulgences, whatever strikes your mood. I could send you to a land of immortals who have many lovers. You could join them, only ever having to suffer my cock when the mood strikes me. Otherwise, talented females like Max here can help you find release."

I touched her mind and told her the world of beauty in the painted world. I told her of the power and knowledge there, of the friendships, lovers and happiness she could find, without ever having to pick up a sword or ever being in danger. I laid down and directed her to ride me, telling her that she could have children, laughter and happiness without ever needing to fight for survival. I told her that she could learn thousands of ways to defend herself if she chose and even forget the past that I can see haunts her.

I told her she'd have thousands of years to become as smart, strong and powerful as she likes while having safety and happiness. She surprised herself, riding me faster as her wet heat slicked and made wet slapping noises. She moaned and ground herself into me as she climaxed, milking me as if she subconsciously wanted it all. I grabbed her ass and fucked her like a jackhammer, pushing her over the deep end further until she spasmed and squirted around me and I filled her, making out pleasure last several minutes before sliding her off of me.

Max slid on top, spit in her hand and rubbed herself before sliding on me with another moan. Soon they were both stuffed, sleeping soundly and happily before I walked downstairs where Jack wanted Anne back. I told him that she was upstairs very tired and sleeping off my price with a stuffed and possibly pregnant cunt now. He said it was impossible because she couldn't have children. I gave him an odd look before telling him that I healed her body of al the scars and damage including her throat and back.

I told him not to worry because Max would help her clean out to prevent any bastards. He wanted to punch me, that much I could see, but he thanked me regardless for helping her. I shrugged and told him I'd offered her immortality, eternal youth and my protection somewhere no one could hurt her ever again. I told him that he was what was holding her back from having it all, because I'd give it all to her, but I wouldn't for him.

He asked why and I shrugged saying she'd want him to go with her and I don't share my women with other men, ever, which is why I butchered his friends. I tossed a bag of coins to the madam and turned to Jack. "Do what you will unless she decides to accept my offer, boy. She's paid my price, but I'd you touch Max in any way, it'll be you on the fires only it'll last more than a few hours before I light you on fire and just like them, you'll be very much awake for every bit of it."

He swallowed and I turned to Noonan. "That goes for any man that allows Max to be harmed like she nearly was. She's mine and I'm a very jealous and vengeful man."

I turned and left before stopping when Jack asked about the gem pommels of my swords. I told him out loud that each one was worth a kingdom and more than any thousand prizes. I told them the swords were thousands of years old and still as sharp as the day I forged them so long ago. I continued walking and killed the would be cut purses Jack wanted dead.

Apparently they'd come to collect a debt with him so they were all dead now. A very clever and dangerous man for a mortal. Their bodies were in pieces all over the streets which were covered in blood. I took their stolen money, guns and blades before continuing on towards the interior of the island where I met with my favorite island lover, Miranda Barlow.

We fucked like we were possessed and for days before I left with her. I'd finally made my offer to help her find her old husband Thomas who was alive in exchange for her eternal life as my willing woman. I'd warned her I shared with no man and she'd accepted so long as I could reunite Flint and Thomas. We boarded my ship and I told my men to cast off because we had work to do. I gave the destination to the helmsman and took Miranda to my cabin where she settled in, naked at all times while in the cabin.

We fucked and I drew her likeness all along the way to the Florida keys where we came across the stopping point wrecked ship, the Urca. I went by land and killed all the Spanish soldiers on the beach. My ship pulled up and the men loaded it all up. What wouldn't fit, I put in my ring along with the Urca's guns and supplies. I grabbed the dead soldiers weapons and supplies last before leaving them there.

We headed to Georgia where finding Thomas was only a matter of hours. Miranda wore her dress as we traveled the streets and with a spell, I found him within hours of arriving in Savannah Georgia. They had a heartfelt reunion where she told him everything that happened including how they'd been used and manipulated. She told him that Flint had killed his father and I told them their betrayer's name.

I told them why the governor of Carolina had sold them out, to protect himself and his family. I told Miranda I was growing bored and she told Thomas who I was before telling him that I was an immortal like the old books and myths. She told him the rumors of my unending piracy for the last two hundred years weren't false before telling him she'd bargained being my immortal woman in exchange for him being safely found and returned to be with Flint.

Thomas agreed since with his father's death, he could step up and fix things again. I warned him that I just killed the soldiers of the Urca and took five million in Spanish gold and silver so good luck with reasoning with Spain. We left after I magically helped him pack and headed to the ship. Some of the Englishmen keeping the nobles in line tried to stop us from leaving, but I killed them and had my men attack the port, killing the governor of the Georgia colony.

We headed back to Nassau, stopping to take a Spanish man o war ship that tried chasing us because we ran the black. When we arrived, Flint had been about to restock to take the Urca when my men sailed in the man o war with black sails. My flag on it shocked them, but then Flint had taken his own man o war. My men unloaded the treasure and I gave them their shares.

I suggested they trade it in for pearls which were easier to carry and worth more. They agreed and I gave Vane the second man o war since he wanted it. Hornigold got his fort back and what gold didn't belong to my men was in my ring like usual. They took my advice and soon we left to trade off the Spanish silver while Miranda, Flint and James talked.

They knew there was nowhere they could go that I wouldn't follow and kill them to take her back. Once all the gold was traded away for pearls on their parts, my men were happy so we returned to Nassau where Flint wanted his cut of the treasure along with Silver and their men. I told him to go fuck himself before tossing a chest of pearls on Eleanor's desk. "For our brat. Make sure at least some of it reaches the boy."

She nodded slowly and I turned to Flint with Thomas. "I'd suggest you do what you want elsewhere. Soon Nassau will be overrun with England's fleet of twenty war ships wanting to reclaim it. If that fails to scare your testicles into your throat, Spain will soon send a fleet of thirty war ships to burn and kill everyone in Nassau until they get their gold back. They will kill every man woman and child on this island to make a statement to the world."

I turned to Eleanor. "That's a chest of pearls worth a million in gold. Take it and go own a small country. Raise our brat and forget you ever heard the name Ren Argent. Nassau is a mass grave about to happen and no one can stop the coming storm entirely."

I turned to Flint. "Not even with two man o wars and all the guns and supplies from the Urca or with all the money in the world unless it's used to appease them both."

I grabbed a goblet of rum and grunted. "I ransacked Georgia's ports, killed the governor and burned half of Georgetown to the ground. I've stolen five million in Spanish gold, butchered two Spanish ships and when I leave here, I intend to ransack all of Spain's ports before disappearing for a century or two."

I downed the rum and the hall took a deep breath, realizing how fucked this island was because it'd been my main port for so long. I sighed. "I imagine England will use it as an example as to why they should crack down on piracy. Soon any ship flying the black or any man known to have consorted with pirates will be hunted down and hung from the gallows."

I looked to Eleanor. "Your family and father may endure, but if you stay then you die. They cannot protect you and soon it won't matter what happens to Nassau, because all the people in it will be dead."

Flint called me a bastard and I pointed out that he'd been on course to do all except burn Georgia which I did for his lover to be free. He held his tongue and Eleanor asked where she could go. I tilted my head and sighed. "Go to the colonies, find our son, take him with you and settle down in New York. Buy a cottage and change your name, become a widow of a farmer or something."

Vane spoke up saying he'd fight and I shrugged, telling him he could have the cannons and supplies then since I didn't need them. I told them that after my men and I raid the ports of Spain, we'd disappear and they would settle into quiet lives as secretly rich farmers. I told Miranda that I'd show her the world and she'd see with Max and possibly Anne, that there was more to it than surviving.

I tapped my chin and told Eleanor that if she'd like I could make her immortal and she could go to a place with our boy where no one and nothing can harm them. I told her she could live in far more comfort and peace there than in this world of mortals who don't even have hot tubs and good hygiene. She said since Nassau was fucked, she'd take our son there, but only if the money in the chest went to helping defend it all.

I growled before agreeing. Vane took the weapons and supplies with the pearls and asked me how long they had. I told him in a sigh. "Nine months. England will move in that time and Spain will have prepared their fleet two months later. After that no amount of running will save anyone sailing the black in the Bahamas."

Flint said he and Thomas would stay and try to prevent England from getting involved via claiming Thomas as the governor of Nassau. Miranda wished them luck and came away with Eleanor and I. She said she didn't wish to see the world and be disillusioned by it so after a four way with Eleanor, Max and I, I sent her to the painted world.

Max asked to see where she went so I took all of them. Eleanor and Max came back with me before I took Blackbeard the whore and Idelle because why not? They left the inn on their own so Jack couldn't argue when they disappeared. Max was next and she'd been the newest madam so Jack was irked. I offered Anne to sail with me, fight Spanish soldiers and raid the ports of Spain before seeing the world with me since everyone else who'd seen the painted world hadn't wanted to leave.

Jack asked if he could come along and I shrugged saying that so long as Anne was mine, he could even become immortal so long as he never fucked her again. Surprisingly he'd agreed which surprised even Anne. He told her that as much as he loved her, the idea of never dying appealed to him more than what was between anyone's legs. Anne shrugged lightly and told him. "Fuck you, Jack."

I chuckled lightly and she agreed to my proposal, saying I shouldn't ever expect her to squirt out no brats. I told her I'd insure she never had to if that was her wish. I gave them each a glass of water and they drank it. They choked and coughed before standing up straight.

Jack asked if that was it so I ran him through and he pulled out the sword. It healed instantly and I patted his shoulder as I took the sword back. "Water of eternity. The supposed beginning myth of the fountain of youth or whatever."

The whores asked what they were to do and I told them what was coming so it was best they leave Nassau for the colonies or stay and die with the island. We left and met up with Eleanor who showed be our five year old son. I knelt down and tapped his head before telling him that I was his father and he'd want for very little where he was going. He asked where and I smiled. "To a kingdom I ruled a long time ago, a land of immortals where no one ever gets sick and there's always fun to be had with no danger of getting hurt."

I touched his head in a gentle way I wasn't known for and told him that some day he could become immortal if he wanted and fight by my side in the mortal world or find his own adventures. He giggled and I stood up. I asked Eleanor if she was ready and she nodded so they both disappeared. Anne asked where they went and I told them of a magical painting that contained a world inside it. I told them it was bound to my soul and I was eternal so no one inside could ever die so long as they stayed inside or learned the power and knowledge I placed in a library there so they could maintain their immortality out here.

She said she wasn't a child and I didn't have to lie to her. I grabbed her ass and told her I'd never lie to her, but if she wanted to talk children I could put one in her and have her squirting out brats for centuries. She scowled and Jack told her he believed I was telling the truth considering I'd just made them unkillable immortals with water. I grunted and showed them the scroll, saying that even if they had it across the world, I could put it back in my soul with a thought.

Anne was much more accommodating after I proved my words. We left Nassau and Spain paid dearly. My men and I slaughtered theirs by the hundreds. When Spain's ports burned, their weapons and supplies were all locked away in my ring with their ships so it was time to part with my crew.

They took their leave in France and I brought out sons and daughters of old friends in the painted world. They knew how to sail and together with Jack and Anne, we sailed the globe as a merchant ship. We fought off several pirate ships in our traveled and heard of the fall of Nassau. They'd held off England, but Spain sent all they had to end the embarrassment for good.

Flint and a few lucky ones managed to survive, but all of Nassau burned. Charles Vane was made an example out of along with Edward Teach and every pirate in the Bahamas. Don't get me wrong, Spain and England were both ransacked again when the degree came down to try and end piracy altogether by killing all their associates. In the meantime we were in Egypt where Anne was like a sex kitten now.

Come the twentieth century, we were in Mystic Falls relaxing in a mansion I built after buying land from the Lockwoods after the vampires were rounded up. I'd fucked Kathrine and Pearl both with Emily Bennett in a four way for a week when they'd come to town. Jack had fun with one of the vampire females that was captured in the tomb for a time. He went of to see what was to make of Nassau and Anne grew bored so she went into the painted world.

The brats of my various friends had scattered to the four winds and since they weren't immortal out of the painted world, they were either dead, immortal witches or vampires by now. I'd set a ring of all the stuff I'd had in my soul ring in a safe in the mansion with the seeds of wonder in it so after meeting Sage before Stefan and Damon, my own identical crisis, came to town. Sage was good and I'd offered her an eternity as my lover which she said no to.

Still, she was quite enthusiastic when she learned who I was. In the vampire and witch world I was quite famous. We'd fucked each other I guess, because she drained me dry in more ways than one before we parted ways as Stefan and Damon arrived in town. I went to New Orleans as a war began to brew there between Kol and Niklaus Mikaelson with the witches caught on both sides.

For fun, I slaughtered most of the vampires on the way through and ran into Niklaus, Elijah, Rebekah and Marcel. They were quite cross with me until Rebekah gave me a kiss saying it'd been a long time. I shrugged, knowing she was doing so to make Marcel jealous. I told them their friends were quite rude to me so I tortured and burned them alive.

I wiped the blood from my hands smiling. "Silly vampires didn't know I'm the world's oldest living immortal. They think because they have fangs and blood hunger that they're something special. An army of Romans couldn't bring me down when I butchered the last Caesar and burned Rome to the ground, what could a bunch of weaklings like them do to me?"

Marcel asked who I was and I snorted. "I'm Ren Argent, one of the three witches that invented the original immortality spell Esther used a thousand years later in a bastardized way to make this lot."

I asked who he was and Rebekah said his name. I frowned. "Oh, another nobody. I thought he was someone important and it turns out he's just another baby immortal."

I turned to Elijah and asked where the other three brats Esther had were. He said Henrik died and Kol was off making trouble while Finn was daggered in a box, temporarily dead. I frowned. "Well that's morbid, even for immortals. Rebekah darling, it's been a while and all, but I don't appreciate you using me to make the child jealous."

She huffed and I turned to Niklaus. "I heard about what happened to you boy. Nasty bit of work, that curse. I don't suppose you know where she got it from do you?"

He frowned and shook his head so I shrugged. "Then you should know there's no way to remove it without a doppelgänger and the moonstone that binds it. The spell is linked to it and quite impossible to break. I discovered it in Egypt some thirteen hundred years ago and taught it to your aunt Dahlia when she and Esther shared my bed. She must've gotten it from Dahlia then. She's quite the powerful dark witch, albeit changed by her grief because of Esther."

Rebekah said she really didn't need to know I bedded her mother. I shrugged saying. "I'm old and as promiscuous as the wind. I've slept with more women through the ages than you've all had lovers combined. In point of fact I met Sage not to long ago and while she's all mooning over Finn, she's quite the skilled lover herself."

Rebekah called her a cheap harlot and I shrugged before Marcel asked Niklaus who I was and why they weren't killing me right now. I waved a handed and he was the new paddle ball, bouncing all over the place and destroying the tavern. Niklause saved him from a sharp piece of wood and I raised an eyebrow. He said Marcelous was like a son to him.

I waved him off and made Marcel float in front of me. "In that case the adults are talking boy, so go to your room."

I waved a hand and he vanished. I told them I sent him to their compound before pouring a drink. "Ah, I remember these lands. I haven't been back here since before America became an idea in some dumb colonist's head. Back then the wolves and witches were allies while the vampires were raiding villages. I remember the first time I set foot in these lands sixteen hundred years ago before the werewolves and vampires even existed."

I sipped the bourbon and sighed before asking them. "Are you all wanting something or is this a visit for old times sake?"

Niklaus growled and Elijah sighed, asking me to stop killing all the vampires. I waved him off. "Tell them to leave me alone and to keep their mouths shut and you'll hear no complaints about dead vampires."

I grabbed the rum and saw it said 1715. "A damned fine year. I rather liked being a pirate and enjoyed the ladies who liked being ravaged by a famous bloodthirsty cutthroat. Nassau was a fun place to live. You could walk ten feet without tripping into a cut purse or a hood whore. Sometimes they were one in the same, but then I'm sure the would be noble Elijah never had any sort of fun."

I turned to Niklaus. "What about you young man, ever sailed the seas and killed because it was thrilling to do so in a squall? Hmm? Ever killed men of the crown for coin and freed slaves to sail with you for money and blood?"

He smiled wryly. "Can't says I have."

I huffed. "Mores the pity then. I'd imagine you'd have quite liked the pirate life. Nowadays it's not nearly as fun. Though I guess if you head to Nassau old Jack Rackham could teach you a thing or two and sail with you to teach you the ropes. A good place for a werewolf like yourself."

He stiffened and I waved him off, changing my eyes. I told him I was here when Inadu, the witch bitch that made the werewolf curse, laid it on us. I told them what happened and that I was already six hundred and change when she'd done so. I told them how Inadu was too powerful and came back so the tribes made the ancestral well to sit atop her prison, binding her in place.

I yawned before finishing off the bottle. I told them I'd be around and a bit busy learning the new age spells from the witch community if they wanted to talk. I told them I trade the old potent stuff for the new age spells. Elijah asked if I could reframe from doing so and I asked him if he'd ever tried free falling from orbit.

He grimaced and I left while Rebekah followed, wanting to catch up. I told her we'd said all the goodbyes we were going to when she ripped out my throat. She said she was young then and I told her to me she was still less than half my age which made her quite young for an immortal. I gave her one night and left her perversely satisfied while I told her that I wasn't what she wanted.

I told her that she wanted the boy and she wouldn't truly be happy with a wanderer like me. She said we could try and I told her no, that I wouldn't try and force a connection where there was only pleasure. I cupped her breasts and sex before telling her that pleasure was all I could give her or mostly anyone. I told her I'd grown numb the moment my children were killed a long time ago.

The next day I left her well fucked with a note that told her how she could experience being human temporarily. I told her in the note how she could have as many lifetimes of families as she wanted if the baby vamp didn't work out. I ran into Kol with the witches over the next year ish while I slept around promiscuously. I taught them magics and spells not seen in an age while learning all the new age magics.

I met Freya at the Christmas party Kol was daggered at. I held her to her surprise while Kol was daggered. I spoke telepathically, telling her that her siblings were an odd bunch. She leaned into me, feeling me and knowing I'd forgiven her mistake for our son.

I kissed her neck and we left the party, enjoying the last three days before she went into her slumber. I put her in the cottage prison in a locked glass case with an eternal Lily, her favorite flower. I'd spelled it to never wilt or die and tied it's lifeforce to the earth so it stayed perfect for her when she was to wake a century later. I left her a note on what she'd got wrong about her plan to end Dahlia and gave her the unlinking spell to free herself.

After that I wrote a personal note and locked her in, spelling the attic door locked until she awakes. The two witches stuck in the cottage so I had a roll in the sheets with Mary-Alice Claire while teaching them magics. When I learned of the dagger and the spell they wanted to use on it so it could work on Niklaus, I left after telling them to enjoy the electricity and millions of shows on the tv I left them.

I'd fully upgraded the house so they'd have every comfort available. Mary-Alice had only kept me so long because she knew it would be a long time before another man enters the house. It'd been months in the cottage before I'd left and she was quite well fucked when I left. Even Astrid and I had a few rolls in the hay as it were before I'd gone.

I went ahead and forged the dagger, leaving it in Kol's jacket pocket with a note before I left saying I sympathized with not wanting to be controlled. I met Rose and Trevor on the road fifty years later through Lexi whom I'd quite enjoyed. I'd offered Lexi a life of comfort and safety and instead I'd given her a daylight ring after some vigorous sex.

She'd woken up in the sunlight on a rooftop in LA, quite naked with me still inside her and freaked by the light until I calmed her down telling her about the belly button piercing I'd given her.

She moaned and we picked up where we left off until she introduced me to Trevor and Rose. Trevor asked what use they had with a witch and Lexi showed them by standing in the daylight. I told them who fully was and Lexi recognized my pirate name. Rose and Trevor shivered, recognizing me as the unkillable immortal that gave even the originals pause.

Trevor said he'd once heard Elijah mention me when they spoke of Niklaus's curse as a viable way to save the doppelgänger. I shrugged, looking bored and asked them if they wanted to kill someone to kill the time. Lexi scowled and I waved her off saying I heard a gang rape about to happen saying I normally only killed those trying to kill me, or if they annoyed me, or whatever reason I could think up at the time, but I didn't kill innocent people for no reason.

I got up and Trevor mentioned the sun. I held out a hand for Rose, telling her to trust me and not leave twenty feet from me. She did so and we had a fun time stopping the rape and murder of some teenage girl by seven grown men. They watched me torture and skin the humans alive before I burned them alive in the alleyway.

They'd fed their fill so we left while the would be rape victim was more terrified of us than she was of the gang rapists. Still, she went on to be some big wig vampire book author, Anne something. In the meantime I gave Trevor and Rose a choice, a daylight ring and to continue to be hunted or to come stay with me where I would protect them. I told them we'd go wherever for a time, but I had to be somewhere in fifty years.

They both agreed, knowing I'd protect them from even the originals. Rose and Lexi both graced my bed for one night together before Lexi went to have her fun. Rose and I stayed together and she'd agreed to become one of my immortal lovers with even more fierce protection I could offer. We had quite the time and eventually met a newbie vamp named Slater in the eighties.

I gave him a daylight ring and gave him the knowledge of all the science at and everything including the true history of this world. It had dropped him for a time and I let Rose feed while we waited. She'd known many of my secrets by now and wore a ring to the painted world. Rose finished and licked my neck before giving me a bloody kiss.

Trevor said he was going out for a snack and did so while Rose and I knocked boots on Slater's couch. Slater eventually woke up and we dressed before Trevor returned having killed several murderers. That was one of my rules, they could only kill the bad people that deserved death. Slater appreciated the daylight ring and the knowledge, he didn't however appreciate the mess Rose and I made on his couch.

So I may or may not have set his couch on fire and incinerated it before a new couch grew out of his wooden floor, looking quite unique since it was elven make. I sat on it with Rose across my lap and she told Slater he should be glad I didn't set him on fire because I tended to do that to young vampires who annoyed me. I told him he needn't fear because he was over all a good guy and while I didn't mind dicks, true evil I quashed and slaughtered after letting them see my evil so they know what evil looks like.

Rose said I wasn't evil and I snorted lightly while I told Trevor. "Your ring comes with a condition. You can have blood givers or even take hospital donated blood, but if you kill for food, only kill rapists, child molesters and murderers with no compulsion not to stop."

He said he could live with that and Trevor said he'd have to because I'd know and be able to remove the spell on his daylight ring if he killed and innocent even from across the world. I told Slater I wanted him to start a company for all the tech and slowly build a company that can outclass everything and help the humans stop destroying the planet with crappy fossil fuels while helping them reach for the stars, literally. I told him that within forty years I want them exploring the solar system.

I waved off his words and told him the money was in the bedroom in cash. I added that he'd get half the profit, push humanity to newer heights and push the boundaries of all knowledge while living a halfway cushy life. I told him the laptop computer in the case on his bed had full detailed instructions including how to launch cloaked satellites and begin a blood delivery service for vampires with a blood drive company as a non profit.

He agreed and I tapped Rose's butt, letting her know to get up. I walked over to Slater and let the beast out. I shifted in a dark swirling mist as he fell to his knees unable to move thanks to a spell. The beast lifted him and roared in his face before it dropped him. I shifted back and told him coldly before I allowed him to move. "Cross me and that thing will be the last thing you ever see before you're torn limb from limb and eaten, am I clear?"

He nodded vehemently and paled before a smile appeared on my face. I held out a hand. "In that case, it's been a pleasure and I looks forward to hearing about your progress once a month from now on. I expect you to compel any human employees to keep the tech knowledge to themselves and report any spies in their midsts. By the by, if the Strix try to get involved, call me and I'll end any that cause problems and make them stop. I'm trusting you Slater, don't fail me. I'm quite understanding when it comes to those I trust, but I won't tolerate betrayal at all."

He sighed in relief and said he'd do his best. I left with Rose while Trevor stayed with his friend for a time. Nearly three decades passed in the blink of an eye as Argent Tech got off the ground and became a world leader in every form of technological and scientific advancement that came. From cures and medicines to clean energy and world hunger, Argent Tech tackled it all.

Rose and I came back to Mystic Falls after staying at her old place near London for the past decade. It was 2009 and the Gilbert's had just died so we'd returned. Trevor was in the painted world and living peacefully with Tatia of all women. Even Jack who'd met Niklaus a while back had returned with some women he'd talked into becoming his immortal lovers.

Rose and I acquired the founders bell and my ring from my safe in the mansion. The seeds of wonder were back where they belonged and eventually they'd be joined by four more. Rose and I acquired the moonstone and the Bennett witch grimoire alongside Emily's talisman. Hell, we even acquired Mikael, desiccated in a tomb.

I didn't care about the cure to immortality, mostly because I could make my own and it didn't work on my immortality due to it being sheer magical strength that makes up my immortality. Every fiber of my being is bursting with magical energy, preventing anything I don't want to happen from killing me. We acquired the striker ball from Donovan's father's garage shop in Texas.

Wile knew where the tuning fork was so it was left alone. I did however drain the power out of Malivore entirely, freeing some of the magical creatures into the painted world before killing the rest for magical ingredients. The humans went free, those still alive anyways. The remaining drained mud pit was useless now, as was the mud bullets the humans had made from it.

I'd killed via draining the necromancer so that headache was gone. All the magic went into my special ring and we left while the confused humans in the empty pit gathered themselves to escape. I drained the golem that was watching on the way out, ending Malivore's spawn for good. I did however end up getting followed out by a mercenary woman I recognized as Landon Kirby's potential mother, Seylah.

Rose and I brought her with us and for the summer at least, we shared a bed, all three of us. Seylah ended up pregnant and knew it would be a witch and werewolf hybrid child. I left her with the cash to build a life as she liked and raise our child in comfort because no one at Triad industries would ever remember her. She thanked me and blew me while Rose watched amused.

When we left her in bed, if she hadn't been pregnant already she would've after that one hell of a send off. I knew the brat was mine and not Malivore's. I'd been damned sure to erase all traces of that thing for good. Normally it would take a tribrid to destroy it, but it was true that the right witch when prepared can destroy any supernatural as servants of nature.

I had Severn's siphoning power still which turned out to effected have soul as well, hence with the slayer's killer instinct and the beast, torture and mutilation doesn't rate to high on my moral compass against those I deem deserve it. I know I'd have a long way to go to earn a super friends badge in the Scooby gang again, if ever it was possible, but this wasn't that world and my very mortal self seems capable of anything under the right circumstances.

For now, Seylah would keep in touch and keep me updated on my son even if I wasn't there directly for him. Back to the issues at hand, Rose and I returned to Mystic Falls as summer ended for the school kids. We headed to the tomb where I went in alone after clearing it up and bit every vampire inside with my wolf venom except one, Pearl. They suffered greatly and painfully while I took the Gilbert device piece Pearl had and fed her.

She got up and was irked at me seeing the state of the others. I told her coldly that it was them or her as well as them. She sighed and I gave her the knowledge she'd need to fit in before telling her that her daughter was coming to town. I told her I'd found her in the thirties and exchanged information on how to spring her for some fantastic sex.

Pearl snorted, knowing it was my way of giving a complement since I couldn't give a fuck what anyone else thought. I opened teleported us out and bypassed the tomb boundary spell altogether. I closed up the tomb door and we left up the steps because I wasn't jumping around like an idiot for the hell of it. When we got back to the mansion, she met Rose and after a delightful three way, I told Pearl to leave town and find her daughter, staying away from Mystic Falls for good.

She reluctantly agreed when I told her the original family would be coming soon and it was going to suck to be a vampire in this town because the council was still activate. I brought out Max and had her drink the waters of eternal youth before telling her she'd be transferring in as a high school student to make friends with Elena Gilbert and her friends and keep an eye on them.

She nodded and another three way took place before she accepted what she needed to know and helped me. I got the ball rolling with Rose's help and we watched in a pool of water out back as the surface showed us events playing out. Stefan and Elena met and at first I called him Silas because damned if they weren't carbon copies. Rose called me Damon and I spanked her before we got distracted for a time.

When Vickie Donovan ended up in the hospital with a bite wound, Rose and I paid her a visit, healing her and showing her how her life or lack there of ends if she stays. I told her she could come with me, become one of my immortal but not vampire lovers or we could erase her mind of what she knows and let things play out for her as is. She chose to come with me and I told her that immortals can get high all the time without fear of death.

Her brother believed she skipped town with some biker guy passing through as soon as the doctors released her and the doctors fixed everything thanks to Rose's compulsion. Soon I was balls deep in Vickie while she licked Rose rather well. When I repeatedly filled her, she said she wasn't ready for kids. I told her we'd send it to Matt with plenty of cash to fix his life and raise it.

She hesitated before agreeing and soon things sped up. Two weeks passed as Max became friends with first Bonnie then Elena and Caroline. When it was time for the founders ball, I went as one of the original founding family members. Rose was my date and we were invited in.

Stefan and Elena saw us before Stefan asked what I was doing. I frowned and told him I had no idea who he was, but he needed to lay off the alcohol if he was already blind drunk. Elena called me Damon and I frowned. "My name isn't Damon anything. I'm Ryan Argent and this is my lover, Rose. Whatever you two are smoking, you should set it aside and see a doctor."

At that moment Damon and Caroline came over and everyone looked confused. I held out a hand to Damon. "You must be this Damon I've recently heard so much about. The name's Ryan, Ryan Argent."

Caroline asked where she heard that name before and I told her. "My ancestor was Ren Argent, a famous pirate that ransacked Georgia and Spain in the early seventeen hundreds."

The others caught on and Elena asked. "Didn't he make off with millions in gold?"

I nodded. "Yeah, not the best part of the family history when I look back on it now, but it was fun to read about when I was a kid. They called him the immortal captain Ren because no weapons seemed to even hurt him. The fact that he died of old age covered in bullet wounds and missing several body parts isn't mentioned in the history books I'm afraid. Sort of ruined the fantasy for me."

Caroline asked how Damon and I looked alike and I sighed. "Well, Captain Ren was a prolific man whore. Odds are good that we might actually be related albeit distantly. I'm no geneticist, but my family's company scientists seems to think duplicate identities of twins born from different genetic gene pools with a common ancestor can be born to look nearly identical."

I turned to Elena. "You yourself look like two other women my ancestors left pictures of. One was Katerina Patrova whom old Ren met in seventeen ten and had an affair with for a time. There was some weird references for that paragraph mentioned, but he left a sketch in the journal if you'd like to stop by the mansion and see for yourself sometime."

She nodded and I told them. "The other was an even older ancestor back in the Middle Ages that left behind a tin casting medallion locket of a near perfect identical look to you. Her name was Tatia something. The engraving is faint so it's nearly impossible to see. My ancestor's name was Ren Argos. Sadly yes, it's a family tradition and one I'm not particularly fond of. I'm just glad my parents decided Ryan was close enough and left it at that."

I waved a hand and introduced them to Rose, apologizing for my rude behavior. She happily shook their hands and pretty much settled the matter. Elena asked why I introduced Rose as my lover and I rubbed my neck while she explained. "Ryan's family started in France and being warriors mostly, they chose to take on the French euphemism for an attractive man being like a butterfly, floating from flower to flower. Being warriors they tended to take said flowers with them and became prolific lovers like the famed Casanova, a distant cousin of one of his ancestors by birth who tried the same thing only to get weird with it."