Boring Reincarnation

Heya. The name's Jun and I'm a full fledged Asian. I don't have too many hobbies and I'm pretty lazy compared to other people. I also get easily bored of something whether it be an activity, an event, a game, etc. unless it really interests me. And ever since I've reached 20 years old, it got worse. So, I got so bored that I decided on a whim to jump from a bridge.

Clearly I didn't think this through enough.

(A/N: No shit sherlock)

I know what you're thinking. Why do suicide? What about your family? Was it worth it? And the answer to those (in order) are: Meh, I'm Asian so my family is pretty average, without the toxicity, and I think I got a pretty sweet deal after I died. Now I'm floating around as a spirit or something in the void, while there's an old Gandalf-looking guy in front of me.

R.O.B: Hello there Jun.

Jun: Uhh...Hello?

R.O.B: You might be wondering why you're here in the endless void.

Jun: Actually not really, no.

R.O.B: ...Really?

Jun: Yeah, I guess...I mean, I pretty much read a lot of manga and novels so I'm familiar with how this thing goes.

R.O.B: Hmm...Okay then. Since you already know what's happening I'll just straight up tell you.

Jun: Yes, please do.

R.O.B: I'm really curious why you get bored of things so fast when there's still so much that you haven't seen in your original world. There's basica-

Jun: Ok, please let me stop you there.

R.O.B: ...

Jun: It's not like I get bored of all the stuff I do, mind you. I have interests that have stayed with me for a very long time, like singing, watching anime, games, and other stuff. It's just that...

R.O.B: Just that?

Jun: ...I keep on looking for something...more. I don't know what it is but I sure as hell know that I won't find it anymore since...Y'know...This.

R.O.B: Humu. Since since we feel almost the same, because eternal life can be really boring, I'll help you by giving you 3 wishes and allowing you to travel between worlds. To be precise, anime worlds since I saw in your memories that you are quite fond of them.

Jun: Yeah, that's true...Watching anime and reading manga and novels keep me from getting bored. And truth be told, I learned a lot of life lessons from the anime that I watched.

R.O.B: Humu. Now then, please tell me what your 3 wishes are. Keep in mind that I cannot give you too much power as that will ruin the purpose of me sending you through worlds.

Jun: Hmm...Okay. My first wish is to have a system to assist me in my travels. Please add in a store and a gacha as it will help balance stuff.

R.O.B: Balance? What do you mean?

Jun: Whenever I play games, especially when it has a gacha, I seldom get the 5-star or SSR characters or weapons whenever I roll. Same goes when I grind for materials and loot. I even got called "The Trash Hand" because of my crappy loots.

R.O.B: ...

Jun: ...

R.O.B: ...I'm sorry for your loss.

Jun: It's fine.

R.O.B: Are you sure you don't want me to remove your bad luck or increase your luck? It will most certainly help you along the way.

Jun: No, I'll keep it as it is. The feeling of getting a lucky draw or getting in a lucky situation with my luck feels like an achievement for me.

R.O.B: Ok then. What's your next wish?

Jun: My 2nd wish is to have an inspect or analyze skill at max, since I don't want to go provoking people when I go travelling around.

R.O.B: Fair enough. It won't be any problem to have that skill as it is only for analysis. What is your final wish?

Jun: My final wish is....Hmm...

R.O.B: What's the matter?

Jun: Actually, can you just convert the wish to points for the system or something? I don't really need anything other than the two.

(A/N: Told you he's lazy)

R.O.B: ...Fine. You'll get 100k points for the system in exchange for your last wish.

Jun: Thank you Gandalf-san.

R.O.B: YOU SHALL NOT CALL ME THAT!

Jun: ...ok...pfft.

R.O.B: Don't push your luck kid.

Jun: Anyways, can I be on my way now? I may look stoic all the time but I'm pretty hyped to get started on this "finding yourself" thing.

R.O.B: Sure2x. Your first world will be in the world of KonoSuba. you'll be meeting with the goddess for another perk of your choice there. You won't need to think hard about what to wish since there will be choices to be picked from.

Jun: ...You mean I'll be meeting with that shitty goddess?

R.O.B: No no. you'll be sent in after that goddess get's dragged in to the world. Good riddance if I do say so myself.

Jun: Agreed.

(A/N: Sorry no hate involved UwU)

R.O.B: Now then, I wish you luck in finding what you are looking for and try to enjoy this life.

Jun: Thank you...

After waving to the R.O.B, Jun got enveloped in a bright light and disappeared.

R.O.B: (sigh) I hope I made the right choice...

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After adjusting his vision for a bit, Jun finds himself in a room with two chairs, one being occupied by a white haired beauty.

Jun: Humu. Definitely better than that psychotic goddess.

???: Uhmm... A psychotic goddess?

Jun: Oops pardon me, just thinking out loud. Can you tell me where I am?

???: Of course. My name is Eris, the goddess of fortune in this world. As for you, you're in between the rifts of the living and the dead and, well... You have passed away.

Jun: Hmm... What a bummer.

Eris: Ehh? Y-you're not surprised or anything?

Jun: I am.

Eris: But you still look the same though?

Jun: Please don't mind me. Anyway, what am I doing here?

<A/N: I'll be winging this a bit since it's been a long time since I last watched KonoSuba. I'll still keep with the canon while adding and changing a few bits here and there.)

Eris: R-right! You are to be given two choices: The first is to be reborn with your body and memories intact and help with the fight against the Demon Lord and his army. The second is to ascend to heaven. Please make your decision.

Jun: Hmm... I'll choose to be reborn then.

Eris: E-ehh!? Are you sure? You'll be fighting against real monsters you know!?

Jun: Humu, I've made my decision.

Eris: V-very well. And since you chose to fight for justice and freedom, I will allow you to choose from these set of weapons and skills to bring with you to when you get reborn.

Eris then displays a a board in front of Jun that looks kind of the type found in sci-fi movies it then has two columns named "Weapons" and "Skills"

<Weapons>

[Excalibur(Fate)]

[Murasame(Akame ga Kill)]

[Enkidu(Fate)]

[Red Dragon Emperor Boosted Gear(DxD)]

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.

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<Skills>

[Vector Manipulation]

[Gate of Babylon]

[Great Sage]

[Ki Mastery]

[Ninjutsu Mastery]

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Jun: ...Hey.

Eris: Yes?

Jun: Where do these weapons and skills come from?

Eris: U-uhmm... The truth is I don't know. Knowledge of the origin of these skills are only known by the Principal God of this world.

Jun: Ehhh.....

Eris looks away from Jun as Jun keeps on staring at her.

Eris: P-please don't look at me like that! (sniff)

Jun: Alright2x, please don't cry. Hmm...

(A/N: I'll try to not make the MC too OP by restricting the weapons, skills, and items he gets. I do like my MC OP but that's too "normal" now.)

Jun: For weapons, I'll choose the Archer's Bow(Fate) with the Caladbolg II(Fate) and for the skill I'll choose Cooking Master(Grandmaster). Is that ok?

Eris: (sniff2x) Y-yes that should be fine... But why did you choose a cooking for a skill?

Jun: I may not look like it, but I like to cook. Won't say I was a great one but I've received a few compliments along the way. It simply became my hobby.

Jun flashes a smile at Eris. This gets Eris' heart beating fast and her cheeks to look like ripe tomatoes.

Eris: (O-oh my. He looks dashing...)

Jun: Uhmm... Eris-sama?

Eris: Ahh? Y-Yes?

Jun: Is everything good now? I'd like to be able to start my adventure.

Eris: Yes! (clears throat) Once again, I bid you farewell and may my blessings aide you in your journey.

Jun: Thank you for everything. I'll see you later... Eris.

Eris: Ehh? W-what did you say?

Before Jun could reply, a magic circle appears and envelops Jun. A few seconds later, he gets ported to the world below.

Eris: ...I never got his name did I?...

A/N: And that's it for the 1st chap. Hopefully I can be motivated enough to create more later. Next chap will have a bit of an info dump. Take care y'all!