Sleep 1

A sleepy teen was walking home as getting some groceries, when all of a sudden a big truck almost ran him over. He was moving slow enough to dodge the truck and just kept on walking.

'Oh, I missed Truck-kun, I am too tired to care'

The teen was not paying attention at all when the same truck came after him again but a different person got hit instead. That person was a nice young lady that was chasing a big red ball.

'Oops it seems I missed a Isekai attack, at least that lady will be reincarnated'

The sleepy teen just kept on missing the isekai truck over and over again. The teen just kept on walking home until a normal truck accidentally smashed into a light pole which began to fall towards him.

At that same moment Truck-kun was racing towards him as fast as possible to get to him before the lamp pole kills him. Truck-kun did not make as Lamp-kun splattered the sleepy teens head into the ground.

A whispered 'Fuck you' was heard from the truck to the lamp.

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The sleepy teen woke up in a strange place where he was in a nicely decorated office where a tablet was nearby for Reincarnates. There was a office worker in front of him that was looking at his computer and not paying any attention to the sleepy teen in front of him.

The office worker strayed his eye to the right and noticed the sleepy teen, and frantically moved his mouse around to close a bunch of illicit tabs to go back to the work page.

"Uh sorry about that sir, I am not used to getting clients because the Truck god gets most of the reincarnated. Its rarely that I get clients and its even rarer that other ROB kills get it besides trucks. If its okay with you, and he is asleep, great, WELL then that makes my job easier just give him a random power and ship him off somewhere."

The sleepy teen was asleep and his mind unconsciously turned the wheel of powers to get something. The wheel began to spin in a kaleidoscope of colors as it spun round and round.

Slowly the wheel began to show a small golden light for a low tier epic gift. The low tier epic was a dose of the God of Sleep Divinity.

"Wow that teen is lucky, but that divinity is rarely used and always puts the host in sleep for long periods of time. Well its not my problem, now to cart him off into a random universe"

The wheel of location began to spin again. It span round and round until it stopped on a black and white spot. The spot was a package deal with the effect of dying in first universe then transport to next universe.

"Okay the first universe he got is, oh shit, he is so fucking screwed , he is gonna die like immediately. He got bloody 40k. The next one is not so bad, but still bad, he got the injustice DC universe. The one after that is nicer a cultivation world. The last one is just the normal marvel universe."

The asleep teen was clueless as he was imbued with the divine power of the God of Sleep and shipped off to a random planet in the 40k universe to probably die quickly.