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Foodtopia

Alternate Title: Criminal with system in the Foodtopia. [You are sentenced to create 999,999,999 New Dishes. Until you done, you are not allowed to die. Best luck to you.] With the death... not death sentence, but the lifetime sentence onto the worst criminal ever existed, the criminal is forced to become a chef?! He also got a system that keep tracking on him. Whenever he refused a quest, he got struck by the thunderbolt came out of nowhere. Warning: A lot of cursing. No Romance or at least, not for the main story. Genre: Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy, Weak to Strong. Claimer: I own the novel cover and the novel. I am just an author wannabe. Read on your own risks. Schedule: Not available yet.

THE SORCERER

承平伯夫人的客厅

尤二姑娘梦醒，重新树立人生方向，立志不为妾，而成为承平伯爵夫人。 丈夫虽老却无恶习，撒手人寰后，尤二姑娘立志守节。 只是那位王爷晃来晃去为哪般？ --- 本文前期风流男，类似赵赦、朱宣，洁癖勿入。

I am muslim.my country name is Pakistan.pakistan is beautiful country,

Reincarnation of the Goddess

Un Seen Love

Two young people that live their lives as best friends but find there selves in an UnSeen love

我在霍格沃茨那些年

（哈利同人文，史上最强经济体系！） 一不小心就穿越到二十世纪八十年代的英国,哇哦！听起来很不错，等等....这是哪？ 　　艾伦.凯尔特斯决定探索一番这个新奇的世界，但是一只可爱的猫头鹰送来了一封邀请函后就显得不淡定了。 魔法学校哪家强，霍格沃茨王中王，神秘的霍格沃茨魔法学校，以及强大的白巫师邓布利多、还有恐怖如斯的伏地魔和食死徒......... 　　魔法世界？ 还是艾伦的世界？ 作为一个穿越者大军的一员，怎么能没有金手指呢？ 　　没用系统怎么办？不用慌，还好知道剧情，但是知道剧情也不一定是一件好事！ 如果直接来上一发摄魂取念，看到最深层的秘密那岂不是要凉凉了。 　　艾伦.凯尔特斯：这个莫慌，问题很大。 　　

EVANESCENT

Ini bukanlah kisah hebat tentang peradaban yang diambang kehancuran. Bukan pula kisah indah pada roman picisan, melainkan kisah sederhana tentang pertemuan, teman, perbedaan, dan hal sederhana lainnya yang diramu dengan taburan romansa. Sekali lagi, ini hanya kisah sederhana—tentang sesuatu yang sejatinya tak bisa dijelaskan oleh kata-kata. Satu hal, mungkin ini kisah tentang kesalahan, dan keterikatan.

Relax, and enjoy the ride!

This novel is about the reincarnation of Zach Clark. In his life he would always put other peoples needs before his own. And at the young age of 25 he saved a young girl from getting hit by a truck, but he died in the process. He got sent to the afterlife and then god sent him to a world full of magic and wonder. And in this new life all he wants to do is relax.

The Perfect Bad Boy

A talented, beautiful and cheerful teenage girl, who had to leave anything behind for her father cause of a promotion in New York city. Does the sacrifice of leaving everything behind worth what's going to unfold in New York city? Her past crawls back revealing something in her that she buried over the years deep down. If you check the dictionary for the word 'player or man whore', I promise you will definitely find Jaiden Jones. He is reckless, irresponsible, surprisingly smart and smoking hot. Girls literally stop walking or whatever they are doing just to stare at him. Every girl wants him and he doesn't want any of them but what happens when he wants a particular girl he can't have. Surprises to come, hearts to broken, things to reveal and love might be found. It's a story of romance and of course spicy drama. C'mon you know you want to go on this journey with me!

Her diary

Book 1: Finally Found

Third-year student Nathan Ian is one of the students at the Bangkok University in Thailand. Nathan Ian is the epitome of perfection with his stunning doe eyes and charming grin. His charming appearance will make you want to keep looking at him forever. He comes from a loving home and is quite upbeat. Since two years ago, Nathan has had a crush on Zayden, and even though he was clear that their relationship was unrequited, his feelings for Zayden remained the same. The two of them never communicate. Having just observed his crush, Zayden, from a distance, Nathan is happy. Zayden Evander is a senior of Nathan, a fifth year student. Many students, both boys and girls, tried to flirt with him due to his cool and attractive looks. Zayden is the best basketball player on his team, but his father never encourages him. His father constantly put pressure on him to inherit him as CEO of the family business, one of the largest in Thailand. Nevertheless, something happened back then, roughly two years ago. After Zayden's mother passed away, he was at his lowest point, and his father never stopped blaming him. If Nathan hadn't helped to save him during the accident, Zayden would have nearly taken his life. How are they going to get to know one another? Did Nathan make an effort to reach Zayden or just happily had a crush on Zayden from a far? In light of what happened two years ago, will Zayden really give Nathan a chance?

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The Ascended: Humanity's Divine Transformation

In a world where divine mysteries intersect with the lives of 22 individuals from different corners of the globe, the extraordinary becomes their new reality. Each of them is bestowed with powers that defy explanation, gifts that can only be described as divine. Yet, as they grapple with the incredible might that now resides within them, their journeys also converge at the task to save the world. Here, they find themselves bound together by the enigmatic origins of their newfound abilities. While the world outside hails them as saviors, the truth is far more complex. The boundaries between these extraordinary individuals are not just physical but spiritual. To secure peace among themselves and harness their divine powers, they must confront their inner demons, fears, and doubts. .

Useless Shiz

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HighSchool

How do I delete a book? help me

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"For the betterment of this world, was it? For the betterment of this world, a foreign entity like myself with the peculiarity of my genes, I should sacrifice my freedom." "For the betterment of this world, thousands upon thousands of innocent people just pile up in corpses, casting the red carpet for those people to tread casually towards the so-called pinnacle." "For the betterment of this world that I somehow found myself in, I should invest in body and mind, is that it?" ----------- Adrian was his name. At least, he had been led to believe so by his foster father. Little did he know of his origin, from birth to adulthood, everything was shrouded in a thick mist of mystery. The discovery of Adrian provided Planet Prime with the final push towards a breakthrough in their theories about Magic and the Supernatural. Adrian's existence was like a beacon in the dark, a promise to a better future where Planet Prime could sneak into the circle of acknowledged celestial spheres after the Celestial Recognition Ceremony. To many, he was hope. To many, he was an evolution.

DragonHeart

Social experiment : Addicted

Gin Izanagi is a successful salaryman who only has eyes for his work, after a hard day spent behind the computer, he gets kidnapped and finds himself in an asylum among strangers, the only way out of here is to survive the therapies offered in the form of games by their host

The weight of affection

Dragon King Returns: Apocalypse

Five dragons descended to Earth through his technique. Still he couldn't stop the apocalypse. He walked the inhospitable land alone but he was certainly not unknown for his title of Dragon King resounded among all the Heavens. His family? Long lost. His master was no more. With no reason to live he fought to death, which struck him faster than he thought. Now, for some unknown reason, he will have the chance to start over again. Will he take back his title? Or will he prefer to protect his family at all costs? *********** Disclaimer: art cover is not mine, all credits to the unknown artist. The story, all names, characters, places and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. English is not my first language so if you notice something wrong please let me know. Help this novel stay free forever, support me on Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/gmsnick

Forever you: cold boss' true love

"You are mine now". That was the conversation that began this unexpected journey. Never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined being with him. *** "Nadia, listen to me, you are going to have to do this for your family. You do know that if you don't go with them, I will be killed and soon after, they will kill your mother too". "And what about me huh? All this while, you have never thought of me. Sometimes, I wonder if I'm really your child. I..." "Enough!! You will go to him and that is it". I wanted to cry but I had already forgotten how to. I'm sure you must be guessing what is happening, well... My father is a gambler, and he has been living in debt for over four years now unfortunately, he borrowed money from the wrong people and now, he wants to sell me to their boss who is known to be ruthless, and monstrous.

A World Where Two Species Co-Exist

Knights of Hallows

Sai Shido lived a typical life as an average office worker in a world where supernatural beings remained hidden from humans. However, everything changed when he found himself in a horrid situation that altered his life forever. This transformative change was both a blessing and a curse, thrusting him into a new world of the supernatural and responsibilities. Now, he must embark on a new journey as an exorcist, navigating the challenges of his newfound abilities.

The Enemies Blood (Boyxboy)

"The little mermaid inspired Kaisoo ff" Except KS is not an innocent defenseless mermaid. And theres a lot of "racism". Jongin thought being a prince was annoying, facing responsablity was something he'd avoid. Therefore he turned away from the truth and he ran away from himself. But He hadnt known to be destined for something bigger. He hadnt known he had the power to change the horrors of the ongoing war, To be the hope of his suffering people. Now that a siren, the most hated species and the enemy to humans had saved his life and uncovered things about the war aswell as their past as they find out just how important their story was to history. He hadn't expected to find a liking to it's feisty and strong spirit, its stubbornness and bold tongue, speaking out things to him no one has dared to before. Things he needed to hear. He didnt know that falling for the enemie was the best thing that could've happened to him. When the change of the world had started with a monster saving another.

The Black Death Werewolves

An average male by the name of Jonathan Sorato enters into a girls life without meaning too and suddenly has to protect her from the mate bond she feels. But he fears the dangerous side of him will scare her off. will they truly fall in love and can he save her from the greatest of dangers?

The Dragon of the Eternal Empire

Asgard, Kree, Nova Empire, these worlds are known to either be a backwater world, advanced, feared, etc and heard often by members of the Avengers and SHIELD. But there is one that is never spoken, the reason? Fear. Fear of the most powerful government in the Universe. Feared to the point that even the Mad Titan, Thanos, is wary of it. Enter the Eternal Empire led by the Dragon of Zakuul, Thexan A Star Wars / Marvel crossover with several characters from other Franchise (Ben 10, DC, Star Trek, etc)

Saitama in real life

John, the Sensor

‘This is who I ever wanted to be, a pilot. I have always loved to keep flying in the air like a bird, and finally here I’m in the air; I fly through seas, countries and continents. It is another life I have, it seems I’m now immortal, I’m fearless and powerful. I can see everything, understand all languages and interpret every codes. The two questions I can’t answer is if I’m the first or last of my kind, and the purpose I came to be. Do not ask me how I came to existence, just call me ‘John, the sensor’.’

The greedy lion

The strong who came out of the nuclear explosion

The strong are fearless, the strong are fearless, the strong are invincible, and the strong are the strongest. The development of science and technology brings the end of the warrior? But... When Li Qiuxian walked out of the nuclear explosion center unharmed, the world was shocked!

The Precious child of the Tavern

In a room with four very large shelves on either side of it, sat a small desk elegant enough for a noble in front of a large window. A small child cowered between the shelf and the window in a corner. She was shaking badly wanting this to end already. "EVE!! YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!! COME OUT NOW!" A male voice rang out from the hallway. She froze unable to move. That voice belonged to her father, a man who never showed the child any love. She started silently crying as her tightly wrapped bandages around her pale boney arms began bleeding again. "psst" she heard a sound near her. She stiffened in place. She didn't look in the direction, but she knew someone was there. Her tiny arms, now bleeding harder through the bandages, rose up almost to try and defend herself. She waited for a few seconds that felt like years only for whoever it was to gently touch her hand. "I won’t harm you." The voice says from what it sounds like belongs to a boy. She finally looked over at the direction of the voice. She saw a boy with pitch black hair and silver grey eyes. Unlike her rags and messy light brown hair, he looked like an actual noble's son. He smiles softly at her as he lifts her up with magic. "My name is Arch. What’s your name?" He asks smiling as she stares at him in amazement without her realizing that she was in a different room more like a different place all together. "Eve..." She whispers as he smiles while parting her head softly. "They can’t ever hurt you again Eve." ------ This is a story about a young girl who was saved by a boy and her new adoptive family. She has never known any kind of love in her 5 years of living. She will learn what it is like to have a family and about a past she never knew existed. She will also learn how far they are willing to go to protect her. After all she is precious to everyone in the tavern. What could go wrong? Story is edited by ----

Medical Consort From a Rural Family: Loved by All for Her Beauty and Confidence

Lin Ran, a military doctor, transmigrated to ancient times and became peasant girl. She thought she was a poor orphan, but it turned out her family consisted of big shots who adored her. "Ran, you went through a lot of hardships growing up. You can spend the money I give you on anything you want, and you can go anywhere you like," her mother said. "It's all my fault for not protecting you well enough. You had to grow up in a peasant's household. Here, take this prized sword of mine. You can use it against foolish kings and scheming ministers," her father said. "Sis, if anyone bullies you in the future, I'll give them hell," her brother said. Lin Ran thought she was a winner in life, but somebody was envious of her and tried to sabotage her. However, Lin Ran was so lucky that those who tried to harm her ended up harming themselves and ruining their own reputations. After finding out that Lin Ran had been bullied, a certain someone came from thousands of miles away and held her hand. "Ran, I would like to make you my wife. What do you say? I'll destroy anyone who tries to hurt you!" From then on, he became her guardian! He'd love her and adore her through life and death, and he'd never abandon her!

侯门夫人娇且贵

顾婼锦到死都不曾想到自己竟然是被狗男人的一杯毒酒灌死的。 身为丞相的嫡女，亲姐姐是皇后，亲大哥是将军，根正苗红的名门贵女，一时想不开自甘为妾嫁了那承平侯沈呈慕。 多年的陪伴得不来一个正室夫人的名分，可以，只要他不娶妻，她便是府上唯一的夫人。 可是美梦破碎的那一日，她分外的清醒。 父亲身死，姐姐皇后被废，哥哥战死沙场，狗男人带着表姐上门认爱，人生是何其的狗血。 奈何她到最后都不曾说出口腹中已有骨肉。 一朝重生顾婼锦回到了对沈呈慕一见钟情的时候，这一次她恨不得扣了自己的钛合金狗眼。 重生一世，她誓要扒开那些伪善的皮囊，护住一家上下。 ——沈呈慕的世界—— 一觉醒来带着前世记忆的沈呈慕再一次看见自己当做是白月光一样夫人的时候恨不得抱头痛哭。三番两次的落水，他上门送关怀，可是眼前这个粗鄙无礼，闲散怠慢，装疯卖傻的顾婼锦是怎么回事？ 他的温柔大方，知趣识礼，善解人意的夫人哪里去了？ 迎接他的还有两只大傻狗，看见他就不歇腿，一路追了三条街。 一日忽然传来消息顾婼锦要成亲了，沈呈慕拍案而起，他怎么不知道。 上门抢亲，暴揍新郎，抢走新娘。 沈呈慕：夫人我手冷。 顾婼锦：剁掉就不冷了。 ……

Accidentally Fallen

Sefera has been hiding since she was born. A hidden witch with a past lost in space. When her grandmother, the only person she thought was family, went missing, Sefera decided to leave the only place safe for her and search for her grandmother. Things turn around when Sefera is captured by the Vampires, mistaken for a human and becomes a pet for The prince of Vampires. Sefera goes along with it thinking it might be easier for her to find her grandma that way and pretends to be mute, just for caution. But Sefera finds herself drawn to the cold mystical Vampire Prince. She realizes they both had the same loss of parents and they both dealt with it in the same way. Closing their heart to the rest of the world. Sefera finds herself falling for the cold Prince and gets stuck in the middle of a huge mess constructed by herself.

Demon in the Post-Apocalyptic world

*** Please Vote for my book so I can push it out **** Go read my other book Deadman Apocalypse. As disaster was about to strike, every human aged 18 to 59 was transmigrated into a desolated world and challenged to a game of survival. From terrifying acid rains to endless natural disasters, the heavens burn while the earth scorches. Radiation is rampant, and nobody is spared from the dangers of this hellscape. The only way to survive is by building a shelter and slowly upgrading it in hopes of making it through another day. Luckily, Sun Han awakened a Doomsday Survival System that allowed him to infinitely level up and upgrade his shelter! The main wooden shelter door could be upgraded into a metal door, which in turn could be upgraded into a composite gate. Wooden spears could be upgraded into bronze spears, eventually becoming electromagnetic spears... While everyone struggled to survive, Sun Han was fully loaded and well-equipped to dominate the post-apocalyptic world. "While some of us are lighting oil lamps, he's been using refrigerators!" "The walls of his shelter alone are tens of meters thick. It's the safest place on this planet." "Before I die, I wish to spend one day in his shelter..." And the planet is 100 times bigger than Earth. When they get teleported, a system shows their status screen, displaying their personal information and inventory, which only includes a level 1 underground house or a house on land.

The Legend Of The Young Master With His Origin System

Leylin Hecate an otaku, loving anime and light novels and Chinese novels felt dead inside after finishing [Warlock Of The Magus World] so when he went to sleep and woke in another body he was happy to leave his everyday life and live as [Qin Shi Huang] the First Young Master of the Ancient Qin Clan. ------------------------------ Picking up a black book with bright gold letters reading [How To Be A Arrogant Young Master 101], Leylin mumbled opening the book."I think I found the source of the Root..." {{ First Page }} • You are always in the right. • Nothing could ever go wrong. • If someone doesn't conform with your beliefs/plans/niche, they are trash. • Everything belongs to you. • Always seek revenge for any perceived wrong. • Always use the maximum force to crush any enemy. • Whenever you encounter an enemy, make sure to strike them with excessive force, but not enough force to kill them. Also, if possible, make sure that you do it in a way that is illegal or otherwise inadvisable so that when your enemy survives they can use the attack to get you in trouble. • Accuse anyone that disagrees with your every demand as arrogant and courting death • First, send your worthless minions to crush the enemy. When that doesn't work, send stronger minions. Repeat to let the enemy grow stronger so that you have the satisfaction of beating the enemy in their strongest form. This will get a jade-like girl to fall in love with you and is foolproof. 100% success rate. {{ Second Page }} • If you lose, call your daddy, and if your daddy loses, call your grandpa, and if your grandpa loses, call your ancestor. • Anyone who slights you/ goes against anything you say is either mentally impaired or doesn't know who you are. Act accordingly by boasting about your family/sect, display your strength, and/or (attempt to) kill them. • Of course, it's totally impossible that they do know who you are and just don't give a f, because your family/sect is obviously the most powerful one around, with absolutely no rivals in existence whatsoever. You are the mt tai in the phrase 'have eyes but could not see mt tai'. • If someone outbids you in an auction, it's a personal affront. Kill them. {{ More To Come }} Closing the book and keeping it in a safe place, Leylin said with much 'holiness' and 'righteousness' storming out of his room with his minions following him."I must spread this Holy Scripture to the whole world! NO! The whole Multiverse & Beyond! Fuhahahahahaha!" Looking next to him a little boy around 14 said to a big male with gigantic muscles making it seem his ancestors were Giants and Titans." Senior Brother, Young Master Qin, is doing it again." Shrugging his shoulders this Senior Brother said with a calm expression."Mmm, I wonder if he is going to teach us gender equality again." *Shiver!!!* Shivering in both excitement and happiness the men in the back thought.'Young Master Qin, is always right!' ---------- Author." I do not own anime, manga, and novels mentioned in this novel I only own my OC or OC's. This is just a fanfiction:)" -------------------- {~Extra Tags~}: God MC(?)/\ Overpowered MC/\ Carefree MC/\ Nasuverse/\Type-Moon/\Magus--Magi MC/\ Gilgamesh/\

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