Prologue

"I want a new mask, but disposable masks are good too. What do you think I should do?" Man asked his friend in a Datcord VC in his dark room illuminated by nothing except his monitor.

"Sigh* Man, why don't you just get more disposable masks?" Friend asked

"Sure, but... I feel like this design I drew on this physical sheet of paper is good." Man asked.

"Show me." Friend asked

"Aight. Lemme turn on my camera." Man said as he turned on his camera.

The design on the physical sheet of paper looked epic, and it had the dragon from the Welsh flag stealing a flamethrower from nElon SuSk and burning Covid to death.

"What? I can't see it." Friend said, squinting at his screen trying to see the Physical sheet of paper on this monitor. "Bruh, put it on your desk and turn on your lamp!"

... Man stayed silent. "I don't have a lamp..." As he said this Friend quickly unfriended Man and promptly stated "If you don't have a lamp, you don't deserve my friendship." and left the VC.

Man was sad that he didn't have any friends anymore. He thought "You know what? instead of Saving up my money of an KN95, I will buy a lamp and buy my friendship back!"

Never had Man typed "Damn-azon.com" so fast before, his keyboard almost fell apart. He just clicked the first one he saw which was the Baseus i-wok Desk Night Lamp Stepless Dimmable Eye Protection Table Lamp LED Study Reading Light USB Rechargeable Desktop Office Work Table Lamp.

"This is the one that will win my friendship back!" He thought as he clicked next day delivery.

Will he get the lamp? Will Man be friends with his best friend, Friend, again? [Find out on the next episode of; Lamp Man]