Number 5

She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed.

Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.

The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable.

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.

It turns out you don't need all that stuff you insisted you did.

Be careful with that butter knife.

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint.

Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico.

He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side.

I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit.

The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home.

You're unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck.

The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby.

The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy.

The old apple revels in its authority.

Let me help you with your baggage.

The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along.

She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better.

The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman's back.

Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can't read.

He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement.

The stranger officiates the meal.

It didn't make sense unless you had the power to eat colors.

The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.

It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair.