Number 1
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley.
The wooden spoon couldn't cut but left emotional scars.
The hawk didn't understand why the ground squirrels didn't want to be his friend.
he had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with.
This book is sure to liquefy your brain.
Today we gathered moss for my uncle's wedding.
The old apple revels in its authority.
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots.
His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
The hummingbird's wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder.
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is.
For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break.
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.
With the high wind warning.
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.
The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge of the school grounds.
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth.
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks.
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course.
She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with.
Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race.
Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you're in a better frame of mind.
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood.
Two more days and all his problems would be solved.
Getting up at dawn is for the birds.
They were excited to see their first sloth.
Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that's where the people are.
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break.
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding.
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other.
Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems.
The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears.
Iguanas were falling out of the trees.
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun.
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they're also status symbols.
This book is sure to liquefy your brain.
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool.
He didn't want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway.
There are no heroes in a punk rock band.
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing.