389. Special Halloween Chapter: Manananggal
On the cold night of early March, the Jazz Fusion hung out in the mansion.
Josuke is playing his Nintendo Switch with the other seven, each with their controllers.
"Lookie here, JoJo! This is what I call, A PRO-GAMER MOVE!!!" yelled Gumball.
Gumball uses Wario and summons his motorcycle, but he slides off the platform.
"GODDAMNIT!!!" yelled Gumball.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!" cackled Josuke.
*ding!!!*
The lights went out.
They each felt breathing on their necks. The breaths they felt were cold and freezing.
"Do you guys feel that?" asked Darwin.
"The ominous breathing or your leg stomping on my rail?" asked Jake.
"Sorry."
The lights go back on.
A bunch of kids is in their house in Halloween costumes. They all wear the same costume, which is a bunch of cute octopus outfits.
"Trick or treat!" smiled the kids.
"Aw!" smiled Spongebob. "It's just a bunch of kids in Halloween costumes!"
"Isn't it March?" asked Josuke. "Pretty dubious."
"Gesundheit," said Patrick.
"Sorry, kids!" smiled Finn. "We don't have any candy this month!"
"Yeah. Now, scram," said Gumball.
Suddenly, the children's tongues elongated as their bodies halved, revealing tentacles underneath their torsos. They then developed bat wings and horrid skin. Their eyes became yellow. Their wings flapped and ticked as they screeched.
The Jazz Fusion shrieked in fear. One of the kids then bit Finn's neck and tore his head off as blood spilled everywhere.
"OH, DEAR GOD!!!" cried Josuke. The rest shrieked in horror.
"The End."
It was just a story being told by Josuke while the lights are still out...
"I don't get it," said Darwin. "Why didn't you woge and kill them off? And why didn't we just summon our Stands?"
"Because-..." Josuke stops talking. "Shut up. Filipino stories are scary."
"FUCK YEAH THEY ARE!!!" Darwin's voice changed and got deeper. He then transforms into a Vampire and tears Josuke's face in half. His skin and skull shattered into pieces as the others shrieked in horror.
The others then started to get turned on and humped Josuke's carcass.
Just kidding...
Everyone stared at Josuke, silently in shock.
"I'll... I'll stop now..." Josuke bowed his head. "AND THEN A CLOWN CAME UP AND PLUCKED OUT SPONGEBOB'S BUCK TEETH!!! THEN WE ALL LICKED SPONGEBOB'S NOSE!!!"
Everyone else still stared at Josuke with disappointment.
"Okay... Now I'll stop for real..." Josuke bowed his head.
"How is sexual horror scary?" asked Gumball. "That's just kinda creepy."
"Shut up. You're 28 and still scared of public bathrooms."
"Kiss ass. You were rejected by the same woman 13 times."
Josuke drops to the ground and enters a fetal position.
"I'm gonna die aloooone..." he whimpered.
Happy Halloween!!! :)Sorry I haven't posted in a while (if anyone IS reading this...) Kinda busy with studies. I'll be posting again after a short break! See you probably in a month or so!-The Author.