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190. Wonder of U

Polnareff ran into the jungle dodging sharp falling leaves shot at him like bladed bullets from the sky.

"Where's Jotaro!?" asked Polnareff.

"We don't know..." said Giorno. "We should just stay away from whatever's attacking us."

"Polnareff. Get me out there," said Vegeta.

"No... It's too dangerous," said Polnareff. "Someone dangerous is attacking us."

"Some leaves are falling off the sky and suddenly someone's attacking us?" asked Vegeta.

Polnareff sighed as he showed what's happening outside through Chariot's eyes and the TV.

"WHOA!!!" yelled Vegeta, as the leaves are shooting holes into the sand. "WHAT THE HELL!?"

"Something bizarre is attacking us," said Polnareff. "I saw a silhouette of a man's back and suddenly something started attacking us!"

Gappy's eyes harden.

"Yasuho... prepare Paisley Park. Polnareff, find the enemy and get closer..."

"But-!" yelled Polnareff.

"Do it!" yelled Gappy.

Polnareff faces the enemy and zooms around, dodging the multiple rocks, leaves, branches, and hail droplets attacking him.

"Goku, Vegeta, Saitama... the three of you go outside and attack the User. Goku and Saitama, shield Vegeta from any attacks. Vegeta, weaken the Stand's stats."

Gappy turns to Giorno and Josuke's group.

"Giorno-Kun, Koichi-Kun, Josuke-Kun, Okuyasu-Kun, Trish-Kun, Guido-Kun, Shigeo-Kun... go outside and find the Holy Corpse Parts detected. The Eyes of Heaven resonated in two spots earlier. Find them and take them. Giorno can follow and reset the action to zero if any of you are killed. Go!Reigen?"

"Yeah?" asked Reigen.

"Get me a basket of large Goddamned fries."

"Yes, siree!" smiled Reigen, as he walked into the kitchen.

Goku, Vegeta, and Saitama are blasted out of the turtle's key as they flew toward the Stand.

Suddenly, a large meteor began to crash before them as Saitama jumped upward and punched it, blasting it into pieces as he charged at the Stand.

"Polnareff! Attack the Stand."

Polnareff yelled and attacked it with Chariot Requiem II's dual swords. The Stand blasted and slashed its swords toward Wonder of U. "HORA HORA HORA HORA HORA!!!"

The Stand dodged all the attacks and merely waved his hand as Polnareff is slapped away by a branch that randomly came from the east.

Goku turned Super Saiyan Blue. Vegeta did so as well. Saitama did some stretches. The trio charged at the Stand.

Suddenly, it began to rain.

*SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT*

The trio vomit blood as rain moving at infinite speed began puncturing holes into them.

Vegeta is now 90 meters close to the Stand.

Goku desperately tries to block the raindrops with his Stand from Vegeta, but they go through his Stand's fingers and blast holes into Vegeta.

Saitama blasts faster and went closer to Wonder of U.

"Polnareff!" yelled Gappy. "Are you okay!?"

"Yeah... I can instantly heal myself and the turtle..." said Polnareff, panting.

"I need to get closer..." said Gappy. "We can only ever control Go Beyond in a few seconds."

"Okay..." said Polnareff, panting.

Chariot zoomed toward Wonder of U once again, but the Stand merely waved its hand and blasted holes all over Chariot with rocks from the sky.

For some reason, some of the rocks entered the house and punched holes all over the house, injuring Yasuho.

"YASUHO!!!" yelled Gappy.

Gappy is then also injured by the attack.

"I'm fine..." said Yasuho, filled with wounds all over. "How does the Stand stop attacking someone?"

"I stayed idle," said Gappy.

"Why can't we just do that?" asked Yasuho.

"Because I think the Stand is trying to kill us this time... It's no longer a neutral threat like last time..."

"Last time!?" asked Polnareff.

"This Stand-User... is an old enemy of mine..." said Gappy. "He is my wife's ex-boyfriend... and the man who was behind an organization who used the plants to try to gain immortality. My mother was ill because of a Joestar Curse, and I had to save her using an object they needed, the Locacaca 6251. It was destroyed... and my mother is still in the hospital to this day..."

Gappy sighs as he held Yasuho.

Suddenly... Gappy sees a large meteor the size of an American football stadium dropping from the sky.

"Come on... Vegeta..."

Goku, Saitama, and Vegeta all dodge Wonder of U's attacks. Meanwhile, a man in the jungles dances to the destruction and mayhem he caused to the team as he listened to his earphones.

"BASTARD!!!" yelled Vegeta. Vegeta breathed in, and out, filled with holes everywhere in his body, as blood gushes out of him each second. Vegeta spread his arms out and prepared an attack.

"Vegeta... This won't work!!!" yelled Saitama.

 

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"HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

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Vegeta prepared an energy blast from his palms. Golden cosmic energies began resonating from within him. It pulses from his heart and out into his veins and to the tip of his fingers. He viciously growled as he prepared his blast.

"Vegeta!" yelled Saitama.

Goku grabs Saitama's chest.

"What are you doing!?"

"Just wait," said Goku.

Saitama worriedly looked at Goku and turned back to the Wonder of U.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Vegeta's Stand emerges and copies its User's attack stance, also bringing out Ki from its hands.

Vegeta and King Nothing put their hands together and prepared a blast from their palms.

"FINAL... FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!"

Vegeta and King Nothing blast a massive beam at Wonder of U, which Wonder of U simply curved away from himself.

"FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!"

*PEW BOOM*

The entire mountain moon is blown up by Vegeta's beam.

Tooru merely smiles and kept on dancing.

"NOW, KAKAROT!!!"

Goku instant-transmits themselves next to Wonder of U as Vegeta lowered its Stats.

Saitama prepared a punch at the Stand.

"HYA!!!"

*BOOM*

*SPLAT*

Suddenly, the trio each have tree branches lunged into their torsos. It was lunged into them by the forces of the Wonder of U.

Vegeta coughs blood and trembled.

"H-How!?" he asked softly.

"Because I can," said Tooru, walking toward the fallen trio. "I had a memory... long ago... that I was killed by an enemy... A man by the name of Josuke Higashikata... He stole my Yasuho... And now I am here for him... DIO promised me that I'd enjoy having him killed... and gave me this unstoppable ability to control my calamities."

Vegeta smiles. "Do you realize something, Rock Man?"

"Hm?" asked Tooru.

"I, Vegeta, the Prince of all Saiyans, is within one meter in your Stand's distance," said Vegeta.

Suddenly, the effect of all his Calamities begins to wither.

The raindrops no longer punch holes into their bodies, rather, they just drop and slide off their faces.

"We have defeated you, Rock Man," smiled Vegeta.

Tooru sighed as a meteor began falling from the sky. "Too bad. You no longer have any time left to live... DIO will be teleporting me out of here while all of you would have to be obliterated... Your adventure was pointless."

Saitama slowly stands up.

 

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"Saitama?" asked Goku.

"C-Come on... Goku," smiled Saitama, bleeding from his torso as he grabbed his wound. "Let's blow that thing up."

Goku smiles and nods. "Okay!"

Tooru's Stand punches Goku in the face.

*BOOM*

Nothing.

"You should drink plenty of milk there, Thor," smiled Goku.

*bloop*

*click*

*SPLAT*

Polnareff managed to sneak behind Tooru, as Go Beyond's bubbles blew Tooru's face off.

But...

The meteor was still falling toward them.

Goku managed to regenerate and prepare a Kamehameha. He prepared an energy blast from his hip as he curved his palms and fingers like a closed flower bud.

"Ka... Me... Ha... Me... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Goku pushed out a large blue energy blast from his palms as it was hurled into the meteor.

The blue energy blast merely pushed the meteor away, as the two forces of nature: the beam and the meteor, stayed at a standstill.

Saitama breathed in and out.

He leaped upward as a large crater is formed on the mountain simply because of the power of his leap.

Saitama prepared a punch as his blood gushed all over.

"Special Attack Serious Series... SERIOUS PUNCH!!!"

*boom*

*BOOM*

The meteor...

was no affected.

Saitama landed on the ground again, as he hammered the ground, creating another crater.

"What is this meteor made of!?"

Wonder of U's dying body still managed to control the meteor's flow of reality.

Saitama bled heavily as he decides to leap once more.

Saitama then blasts another punch. "Special Attack Serious Series... SERIOUS CONSECUTIVE PUNCHES!!!"

*BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Several hundred punches and their afterimages were shown blasted into the meteor.

Still... nothing.

Saitama landed on the ground once more, creating yet another crater as he began losing so much blood.

Saitama clenches his jaw as he yelled. He leaped upward once more. "What is this rush?" asked Saitama. "It's been... such a long time... since I've felt this!"

Saitama yells. "SPECIAL ATTACK SUPER SERIOUS SERIES!!! SUPER SERIOUS PUNCH!!!"

Saitama slams his fist into the rock as the rock began to crack a little.

He drops to the ground. The world began to spin around him as his sight became blurred. He cleans his eyes.

"Saitama!" yelled Goku. "Are you okay!?"

Saitama panted and growled. "RAUGH!!!"

Saitama trembled beautifully and gracefully as his eyes burnt gold.

His veins show golden energy resonating from them as his muscles became buffer.

He clenched his fists.

Goku struggles to push the meteor away, as he growls. "RAUGH!!! RAUGH!!!"

Vegeta panted on the ground, bleeding all over. "Come on... You two idiots... can do this..."

Saitama grabbed his chest as he growled. He clenched his jaw and leaped up once more. He blasted his fist into the meteor.

"SUPER SERIOUS SERIES!!! SUPER SERIOUS CONSECUTIVE PUNCHES!!!"

He blasted his punches at the meteor over and over again as the meteor cracked some more, revealing a blue glow. The meteor began to be pushed away but stays 100 meters close to the ground. The jungle began to heat up and burn like it's in flames.

"SAITAMA!!!" yelled Goku.

"All-Ender Series..." whispered Saitama as he leaped upward one last time. "All-Ender Punch."

Saitama blasted the rock as the rock is thrown outside the Universe and explodes. The explosion was about the size of an entire Universe.

Saitama dropped to the ground, panting and trembling. His eyes go blank as a puddle of blood leaves his body.

Goku drops to the ground, screaming in agony, unable to regenerate.

Vegeta shook and crawls away. "Bulma... Bulla... Trunks... *gasp...* T-Trish... *cough...*" He coughs out blood on the ground as he loses consciousness.

Polnareff immediately grabs all three and lets them back in the turtle key.

Polnareff then zooms away in search of the others...