Who are you?
'Although I don't know what happened between the cursed spirit and Toji Sama, it doesn't matter. If master asks me to eat the dough I'll eat it.' Mai approached the yellowish bread hesitantly. As she bit into it, she couldn't help but cry.
"Mai, *nom* what's wrong? *nom* *nom*." As Toji hurriedly devoured whatever dough the curse produced, he couldn't help but be curious as to why Mai had started crying.
"N-no it's nothing. As servants, we were never allowed access to good food." just then Mai started gobbling up the dough swiftly, as if her life depended on it.
'Oi system. Is that woman still there?'
[yes host. Mei Mei is still on the roof of the building.]
"Hmm? Well, shouldn't I meet my student then?" just as Toji said so he stood up with a handful of dough in his hands.
'Huh? Where did he disappear to ?' as Mei Mei looked around the wasteland that had once been the factory, she couldn't help but be shocked, even with her senses she couldn't find Toji.
"Mmm, I wanna eat that dough so bad." As she looked at Mai eating dough, she couldn't help but be distracted.
"I know right? That bastard is too good at this. Want some ?" Toji offered a handful of dough to Mei Mei.
"phew. yeah tha-WAIT HOW ARE YOU HERE ?!" just as she was about to accept the dough offered by Toji, she couldn't help but back away from him hurriedly.
'How'd he get here?' she couldn't help but start sweating. She didn't even notice when he appeared right beside her on the ledge.
"Now now, is that the way you talk to your teachers ?" suddenly Toji appeared right in front of Mei Mei while still holding out the dough with his hands.
'How did he do that? Just a fraction of a second ago, he was by the edge of the roof with me and he already shortened the distance between him and me, without me even noticing. What a beast.'
"Ah yes. I'll humbly accept your offer 'teach'." Mei Mei said before snatching the dough from Toji's hands and eating it.
"Mhm. It hits just the right spot. *sigh* If only he wasn't a curse. It's a disappointment that we have to exorcise him."
"Huh? What do you mean?" just as Toji said so he extended his arm towards the cupcake and the split-soul broadsword seemingly hearing his call flew towards his hand.
"H-have you lost your mind?" Mei Mei couldn't help but start doubting if all that she was seeing was a dream. she made her way towards the curse as a last ditch effort to exorcise it.
"No. He's my servant now. It's surprisingly easy to make a curse take a binding vow with you." Toji held snatched her up by her shirt's collar whilst simultaneously eating dough with his other hand.
"Are you fucking with me?" at this point, Mei Mei's jaw couldn't help but hit the ground. Having a special grade curse as your servant was simply insane.
"Nope. Also, mind your language while talking to your teacher." Toji said before flicking her forehead.
'Hmmm looks like it still hurts to use this arm. That old man is a monster.' his arm was still boiling hot because of the impact of the cupcake's fist. he felt that it would melt away any second.
'This is why I need RCT users on my side. This is why I'm going to Jujutsu High anyway' If he had an RCT expert on his side, he wouldn't need to worry about going all out in his battles.
"Uhm. can you let go of me?" Mei Mei couldn't help but look at Toji awkwardly while he was immersed in thought.
"Oh yeah. I forgot about that." Toji gently plopped her back onto the ground before flicking her forehead.
"Go tell your principal that everything is okay over here, kid"
"Kid ? Stop fucking with me, I'm older than you." a tick mark couldn't help but appear on her head while she was trying her best to hold a smile.
"Bad choice of words. Don't curse at your teacher." Toji flicked her head once more but this time with enough force to leave a giant red mark on her head.
"Ugh fine. Fo you have no appreciation for women? Messing up my beautiful face like this." she couldn't help but clench her forehead which was still stinging.
"Just go away brat. This is my day off after I finally escaped that stupid clan. I'll make sure to discipline you properly at the school" Toji shooed her away before going back to the ground to eat more dough.
'Tch, what a bastard. I have to tell the principal about this first.' Mei Mei whipped out her Hello Kitty phone before calling him and telling him about everything that she saw in the Domain.
'Ugh. He wants me to follow this guy around? What a bad day to be alive.' Masamichi told her to follow Toji around until he reached Jujutsu High and dig up some more information about him.
'How am I supposed to find out more about him?' suddenly a devious idea struck her head.
'Now now Toji Zen'in, you are going to pay for what you've done to me' she said before a wide grin appeared on her face.
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"What am I going to do with you now?"
Toji said while holding up the human-sized cupcake.
'System does blobby let me store cursed spirits?'
[yes host, but there is a condition that they have to be unconscious for this to be possible.]
'Cool' just then toji touched the cursed spirit's head before muttering.
"<Chaos energy: Overload>"
The chaos energy would flood the brain of the cursed spirit rendering it unconscious as it is unable to form any thoughts.
'Well that was easier than I expected.'
'How long will it stay unconscious?'
[processing request]
[judging by the amount of chaos energy roughly 12 days.]
'Meh. More then enough.' Just then he tossed the body into blobby.
"Oi Mai let's go"
"But where? it's already night-time we have no time left for fooling around." Mai said with a downcast mood.
"Heh. the one place that's always open. The dream of middle aged people. The one and only bar." Toji said before shaking Mai, in an attempt to cheer her up.
"LET'S GOOOOO! wait, uhm Mai do you know where it is?" Toji awkwardly asked while he rubbed his hair.
"Yes, Toji sama. The Shibuya Highball Bar is just 1.4 kilometers away from here."
"Good good very good. Lead the way"
"Yes, Toji sama." Mai bowed before packing her daggers back into her backpack and making their journey towards the bar.
"So this is it ey? Pretty good place. Small and cozy." As he opened the door he could help but gulp at the glorious smell that hit his nose.
'~aghhh~ Sweet old alcohol. How can you hate it?'
"Come Mai let's introduce you to another world today, shall we?." Toji grabbed Mai's hand before taking her to one of the chairs infront of the counter.
"Welcome. What do you want? Gin,vodka, whiskey, tequila,wine,rum,brandy we've got it all." The bartender said while polishing the glass in his hands.
Toji pulled the bartender next to him before he whispered something into his ear.
"Are you sure?" The bartender asked
"Without a doubt in my mind."
The bartender smiled before screaming,
"EVERYTHING'S ON THE HOUSE TODAY! THIS GENTLEMAN HERE WILL PAY FOR IT!"
"..."
"..."
"HHOOOORAAAYYYYYYY" screams of joy erupted as everyone in the bar started crying tears of joy while slamming their drinks on the tables.
'W-what's going on here?' Mai who saw the whole exchange couldn't help but feel that she was out of place.
"Oi bartender get me some premium sake and tequila for the young lady. Make it mild she's a beginner."
"Whatever you say sir." The bartender looked at him with newfound respect in his eyes.
"Toji sama are you sure we should be doing this?" Mai couldn't help but feel nervous, this was her first time drinking after all.
"Oh come on relax. Nothing's gonna happen to you."
"I'm here for you after all." Toji whispered in her ears before winking.
"Y-yes Toji sama." She couldn't help but lower her head shyly.
'Pffft so cute, teasing her is always the best.' On the inside Toji was laughing to himself at her behaviour.
'I-is Toji sama flirting with me? D-does that mean he's going to take my first time today?' as Mai continued to overthink while keeping her hands on her face to hide it you could see the steam blowing out of her head.
"Mai is anything wrong?" Toji raised her head up by her chin before giving her a concerned look.
At this point Mai's body couldn't handle it anymore as blood started to slowly drip from her nose while her eyes started to spin in circles.
'Toji sama, hehehehe'
'Uhm. Did I take this too far?' at the point when drool started to drip down from Mai's lips he started to question his decisions.
"Alright sake and medium tequila right here for ya, sir." The bartender banged the drinks on the counter before going away to take other orders.
'That was embarrassing.' the noise of the drinks hitting the counter finally took Mai out of her trance.
"Well then let's begin, shall we ?" Toji poured out two glasses of tequila and sake and made Mai hold the tequila.
"Cheers!" They said before gulping down the drinks in one go.
They continued drinking before both the bottles were over and they had to ask the bartender for another bottle.
"T-toji sama I don't fewl sho good" by now Mai's cheeks had become rosy and she started having slurred speech.
"Awwww come on just one last glass for your master? Please." Toji said while putting her head.
"Cheers"
"Chwearz"
After drinking the last glass it looked like Mai's fun time had finally come to an end as she collapsed on the counter.
"Oi Mai are you okay?"
'Goddamn she really can't hold her liquor.'
"Y-yeaz Toji sama if I'm with you I'm okay. You-yoube alwabs been thwere for me and Maki. Whwen even my pwarents abandoned me you took mwe in. I-i-i don't know hows to thank youv." At this point although Mai could barely form coherent sentences she still somehow got the message across.
"Awwwww don't worry my cute little Mai. Just having you next to me is enough." Toji said while drinking the final glass of sake.
" *Sniff* *sniff* are you twebling the twuth Toji sama?" By now tears started running down Mai's cheeks.
"Yes yes you're very valuable to me Mai."
"TOJI SAMAAAAAA UWAAAAA." by now Mai started full on crying and launched her body into Toji's arms and cried into his chest.
'Sigh. She really is traumaized isn't she? Just hearing someone say that she's valuable in their life reduced her to this state. I feel like a scumbag now.' Toji couldn't help but laugh inside bitterly.
"Shhhh the Mai that I knew would never cry for such small things." Toji said while patting Mai's hair. By now she was hugging him while burying her head in his chest.
'Hmmm the crying stopped?' as he picked up Mai's chin he found out that she had fallen asleep.
"Mhm sleep. You deserve it." Although Mai didn't show it Toji knew how hard it was for her to take care of all the diplomatic issues as his representative as well as household tasks and at the same time training with him. He saw how she went through numerous sleepless nights.
"Looks like it's time to adress the elephant in the room ey ?" Toji put down Mai in her seat before snapping his fingers.
Suddenly the entire bar went quiet and if one were to look around almost everyone in the room had fallen unconscious except.... For one.
"Well well well look who we have here." Toji said while sitting on the chair next to the only person who wasn't asleep.
"Toji. This is a misu-
"What do you think I am? A fucking fool?" Toji frowned before holding the figure in the air by the throat.
"Lacing your teachers drink while he's trying to have fun isn't a good thing is it Mei Mei?" The figure was none other then his student.
"Tch. This isn't what you think it is, I was forc-
"Cut the crap. Someone forced you to lace my drinks with a strong aphrodisiac (chemical that makes you horny) and scopolamine ( a chemical that makes you tell the truth)? What exactly do you want?" By now Toji's grip on her throat tightened once more.
"The principal told me to find out more about you. This is the only way I knew. *COUGH*"
"When men fall victim to my seduction they'll give away their secrets for free."
"Oh so he wanted you to seduce me? Do you want to find out more about me in the bed?" Toji whispered into her ears.
"And what if I do?" Mei Mei barely cracked open a grin at Toji.
'Crap he isn't sticking to the script. Well I'm too far gone to give up now.'
Toji looked stunned for a second before smiling.
"If that's what my dear student wants, then your teacher is ready to give you a personal course."
'We'll see who seduces who Mei Mei.'
Finally Toji let go of Mei's throat and she dropped down to the ground, wheezing and coughing, trying desperately to catch her breath.
"I'm not one to back down either teacher. Why don't we find out who's better? If I win you have to tell me everything about yourself."
"And if you lose?"
"Me and lose? I think you've finally lost your marbles. But if I do then you can do whatever you want with me." Mei looked at Toji seductively before throwing a kiss at him.
"Fine then whatever. Let's go." Toji picked up Mai on his shoulder before following Mei Mei to a love hotel.
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Well then dear customer do you want a room for three?" The lady at the counter raised an eyebrow at Mai's unconscious figure but didn't say anything.
"No 2 rooms one for the both of us and one for the lady on my shoulder. She's kind of passed out from having too much alcohol you see?"
"Ohhh I get it now! Sorry if I was rude, two rooms right up mister. That will be room no 39 and 40" the lady said while sighing in relief.
"Pay with this card " Mei Mei handed the lady her own card before winking at Toji but all she got was a smile in return.
'This smugness of hers. By the end of today I'll make sure it's nowhere to be seen.' Toji thought.
After leaving Mai asleep peacefully on the bedroom in her room they went away into their own room.
"Now now are you ready for the first round my 'teacher' ?"
"Yes. As a matter of fact I should be the one saying that." Toji said before he started to approach her curvaceous body.
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