Sharing room

"Let's go. We have to cruise the Painese first. Let's see what is there for us when it's summer,"

"How about her, Mauve?"

They both looked at me like I was some kid lost in a ship. Playing with foamy liquid.

"Let her be. She can't bring any harm to the ship. She is just a woman,"

And both of them left me with bubbles in my hand.

Only a woman, huh? Wait until I kick those eggs of yours. Let's see how harmless I could be. You wouldn't be able to forget who I am as a woman in your life, ass-holes!

Stretching my arms after hours of washing and finally no watching pirate around, I dissed them all in a low voice.

On a cheery tone, I sang.

"Oh how come I am full of morons∿

Ass-face filthy men!

With them is a fugly captain...

Whose attitude stinks as his butthole!∿ "

I sang it over and over until my ego was fully satisfied. And with a victorious scowl, I guided myself out of the kitchen to the dining room.

I am still chuckling on my way out when as soon as I turned left, I met the most salty captain I have known. He is leaning near the doorway with an evident annoyance in his thick brows and chinkier eyes. And its appearance got more aggravated cause apparently, I am too much of a sunshine in his stormy night.

"Hi... Captain," I greeted, merrily passing him by.

Captain butthole...

I thought I just laughed it out in my head but bad news cause I am too happy that it escaped my lips.

"What's funny?" he echoed in an unrelaxed tone.

Your face?

"Nothing sir. I am just glad I serve you all well through dish...washing,"

Dish... dissing. The Captain.

Mwehehehehe.

"You are like a damn penguin with that lip stretch. "

Automatically, I elongated my smile.

"And you laugh like one too."

And he left before I could even bicker at him back.

In my mind!

With a loud snort, I thumped my palms on my legs. Before angrily storming into the stairs.

Oh! He is sure getting on my nerves!

I am a penguin?! Sure! And he is a Siyokoy!

Coming out, the busy pirates on the deck filled my ears. And I ignored them all on the way to the room.

And got immediately blocked out of bed by Attias' body when I entered. Since his form is just as near as mine and I am still vexed of their Captain, I stared defiantly at his effortfull domination.

"That bed is mine. Lay on the floor," he bossed around like a true landlord, bogarting over his favorite tenant.

I eyed him head to toe. Then to the spacious bed. "Why would I lay on the floor when your bed can definitely cater to two of you?"

"Certainly. But you are not me, so zero for you,"

I snapped. "You all are not a gentleman, here."