Ch.10 I’m writing this without a drive and only coke a cola

You know that was a lot more uncomfortable than I thought it would be but that was obvious anyway everyone then had a nice big sigh of relief since they weren't going to be stuck in Davy Jones locker and die of starvation and water deprivation

Then they had a five way stand off they then shot each other not knowing water encountering your guns powder means it won't shoot I was surprised they didn't know that I mean they did the same thing in the movie but still there kinda professionals

We then used the very bad map well inconsistent map to go to a nice fresh water island and conveniently it had the krakens dead body on it cause that made so much sense jack and Barbosa then went on the island and found out oh no there's a dead body in it so it bad

Then one of the twiddle dums noticed oh no Sao feng is taking over the black Pearl and are Chinese crew is betraying us they then captured the crew and I was left alone for no reason at all no reason it's not like I knew most of the crew and they actually quite liked me for speaking their language and being just a nice guy

The main characters then had their conversation and jack asked if anyone came to get him because they missed him he was then shown his old friend lord beckets ship sailing towards him then Sao feng betrayed Will because he didn't see that coming some how

Then Sao feng got betrayed by the British because he also somehow didn't see that coming there the British and from the east India company then Barbosa made a deal with Sao feng giving him Elizabeth while Will tried and failed to not let her leave with them

And while all this was happening jack was making a deal with the very devious piece of shit lord becket so it was a day for deals I guessed then we shit at lord beckets ship and took care of the British on the Pearl now here is where I had some real action since well I had 5 British soldiers shadowing me and once we started fighting them they charged at me

This is where I first found out that lord becket didn't really like me i off course knew that but didn't know he wanted to kill me this badly anyway I'll tell you in great detail of what happened in that fight now just a warning I hadn't fought against 5 veteran and trained soldiers before I normally used magic but with killing intent I

Ducked dodging there combined swings with their swords they the hit each other's sword stunning them for a second I then jumped and decked one of them off the ship straight into the water with my leg then I dodged one of them shooting at me (predicting where he would shoot and when) I then shot at him killing him I then pulled out my sword and blocked the three swords trying to stab me I pushed back making them fall to the ground I then killed one and threw the other of the ship and one of the ones I pushed onto the floor was killed by another pirate

Then jack flew over to the ship and put Will in the brig and we then escaped lord becket and we sailed to ship wreck cove while Sao feng was hunted down by Davy Jones and then killed by Davy Jones and then Elizabeth became the captain because he mistook her for calypso which was pretty funny

Anyway jack then pushed Will of the ship after he escaped shipwreck cove got to say jacks face after he noticed me watching was hilarious and then when I tipped my hat at him it was even more funny anyway we eventually arrived at shipwreck cove where Barbosa put calypso in the brig

And I have to say shipwreck cove looked fucking awesome but was a horrible design choice like seriously who made this place it was so structurally unsound or unintelligent but I'll continue on we sat at the table where I saw the pirate lords then Elizabeth somehow get here and get laughed at by the pirate lords for suggesting to fight then Barbosa who was a very good political pirate suggested to free calypso

Then everyone started to fight each other while we watched pretty entertaining if I do say so myself and confusing pirate politics was weird yep pirate politics stupid I know anyways by now Davy Jones should be talking with his ex wife

Continuing on Barbosa got the crowd of pirates under control but eventually one pirate got shot for saying "hang the code" the man who shot him was jacks brother or uncle he then took out the code and unlocked it showing Barbosas argument was right they then started a vote for who would be the next pirate king everyone voted for the king and jack voted for Elizabeth making her the king she then declared war in the east India company

She was smart but that was stupid like seriously they outnumber us anyway I wasn't here with my ships and I wouldn't listen to them anyway but we sailed to meet the company and noticed oh no they totally outnumbered us how is that such a surprise anyway i off course didn't go to the meet and greet with Barbosa and jack

Because that was a horrible idea if lord becket saw me then he could interpret that I was one the pirates side and then order for my execution and the death of all my crews which wasn't a good idea so I just watched form afar by using light and air magic then jack and Will where swapped because it's Elizabeth she's not a fucking pirate what did they expect

They then went back to there ships and Barbosa prepared to release calypso he got the items to be burned and the incantations and then he got upped by one if the idiots because he doesn't know how to talk flirtatiously then she had a seizure then Will saved our asses by naming Davy Jones she then became giant woman and started to release pulses of water dark and earth magic in a sequence

Then burst she released it all and turned into a bunch of crabs 🦀 i off course put myself in the captains cabin to not get surfed over by the crab wave people then saw that she did nothing and they became sad that they where gonna die then the weather went ape shit from the large amount of water magic released by calypsos burst into crabs

Then Elizabeth did a nice speech and the pirates screamed they where gonna fight to the death but I do have to say she did a good speech we then sailed forward to meet Davy Jones Barbosa was then put at the helm and we met Davy Jones at a maelstrom and we both sailed into it we then released are cannons and fired well they fired at us first

There was one problem though with 2 infamous and cursed ships and a gods worth of water magic my senses where getting me dizzy so I cut myself of which wasn't a good idea since I relied on it to dodge most of the bullet shots without extreme danger

Anyway we then sided with the Dutchman and fired our cannons then a cacophony of chaos I didn't know how chaotic this would be I mean I nearly got me head blown off and with that i stood next to the laughing Barbosa where his main character aura would protect me

Then we crossed our sails with the Dutchman and then another bout of chaos cause fighting very strong and durable fish people wasn't healthy for unhealthy pirates I then saw jack fight Davy Jones on the sails somehow hit dying even though he was a normal squishy human then Barbosa gave Elizabeth and Will a ceremony while I defended him from the surrounding monsters

Now by defend I mean kick of the ship into the very dangerous and angry maelstrom who then tore them up then will said the magic words "I do" and they then tried to kiss without dying and jack was still fighting the squid monster Davy Jones he then eventually dropped the chest into Turners hands who was then backhanded to the floor and then fought his farther which must of been nice

Then he got stabbed by Davy Jones in the heart in front of jack who was holding his heart then his farther went ape shit mode and attack Davy Jones while he was doing that jack made Will stab Davy Jones heart then jack took Elizabeth and took a line back to the black Pearl so they wouldn't drown

Well jack made a impromptu parachute and that saved his Elizabeth's and the monkeys ass Barbosas monkey they then landed in the water and where picked up by the black Pearl then jack defied there expectations and sailed towards the endeavour then the Dutchman came out of the water and also sailed towards the endeavour worrying lord becket a lot I suspect

The Dutchman and the Pearl sided each other and passed the endeavour and fired destroying it in a instant then lord becket was consumed by a nice explosion caused by the gunpowder exploding we then cheered well the crew of the Pearl and the Dutchman did I just watched and smiled a little ok lord becket was a annoying bitch

Now with him dead the fleet for some reason turned away even though they still outnumbered us the whole pirate fleet cheered and everyone with a hat threw there hats up I even did i off course made sure it landed right back in my head but still this was the end Elizabeth and Will had a nice staring contest before Elizabeth and Will met in land and he gave her his heart in a chest and then she buried it

And we sailed off into the sun set to Tortuga cheering and drinking along the way and that was the end of the worlds end confusing I know but that's how it grammatically should be said so have a nice night darling I'll see you in a weeks time