Prom night

(Bella's POV)

Where did it go wrong, I just wanted a slightly abnormal love story and I end up with a cluster fuck of weird and crazy mainly due to my brother's meddling.

I mean who would expect their first date to involve the murder and disposal of two people, I know Edward said they were dangerous but seeing is believing I guess.

Worse of all is the casual way my brother shoved thermite down someone's throat and watched them die in agony, he didn't even blink when he did it.

Everyone around acted like it was normal, cool as beans, maybe I'm just not cut out for all this...

but EDWARDS SO HOT!

I'll give it another chance.

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(Ye Bois POV)

"Your hand my fair lady," I said to my stunning date, Edythe, Dad had been a top G tonight and allowed me to illegally drive and pick up my date.

"Thank you, kind sir," she said as we made our way down the steps of her house towards the parked cars, the rest of her siblings waiting for us.

"Have a great night!" came the shout of her mother, it was difficult to leave the house with the number of photos she had taken.

"We will mother!" Sending a short wave back we joined the group of four waiting for us, all of us were dressed to impress and that's what we gonna do.

"You two look great!" said the very excited fairy whilst hopping about, we got two nods of agreement and one indifferent grunt.

"Guess we'll meet y'all over there," Ye boi said while opening the door for ma date, classy'n'shit, gaining another three nods I hopped into the car.

Let's a gooo.

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"Ye mother seemed to be very excited about tonight," I said while starting the car.

"It's my first time going prom." Canny say I'm surprised with how ye normally act.

*Bam*

"Oi! what was that for!" how dare the lass lay her hand across my handsome face, do I have to inform her of the holy commandments too?

"I can hear your thoughts" Damn lass and breaching the sanctity of my holy fortress, why doth thee wish to lay claim to my thoughts?

"Well moving on... What ye expecting from prom?" All ye boi knows about prom is from movies, so lots of alcohol, music, and dancing.

"I don't think there will be alcohol" what! how else will ye boi get through something so dull and boring?

"I will be there" Yeah exactly dull and bor...

"Not this time!" I said while catching her hand, why do lasses turn violent when I'm around? Probably just jealous of my looks.

"I'm not dull and boring." Why is she so hung up on the past, tut tut tut some people.

"Calm ye self," I said while patting her head, it seemed to work wonders as she stopped raging so much.

"See wasn't so hard, ooo looky here we've arrived." said ye boi as I pulled into the parking lot, seemed the school rented out an Inn for the night.

"No, we won't use one of the rooms later." oi ye dirty minded fuck the thought hadn't even crossed my mind.

"Sure it didn't." hmph, liar.

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Dancing, drinks, and music make for a good time, but what makes it better is the alcohol ye boi managed to sneak in.

While no one was looking I dumped half a bottle of Vodka into the punch bowl, saving the other half just for me to drink.

It wasn't long till the effects started to show as even the teachers started to dance and join in on the fun, With that out the way I maneuvered my way towards my day, bottle still in hand.

"Did you really need to do that" came the exasperated voice of Edythe, dunno what's the problem, ye boi just helped everyone loosen up.

"Look around everyone's having a blast now." What I said held true as we watched two teachers leave towards one of the rooms together, ah young love.

Taking a swig from my bottle I offered some to my lovely date, you gotta love vodka, she agreed as she took a swig too, while we drank Bella arrived fashionably late.

"Your plan has backfired," Edythe said, at first I was confused but I realized the problem when I saw Bella chug her drink and go for a second.

Seems my sister was nervous on her date and decided to drink her troubles away, damn alcoholic.

"I'll be back" Silly sister interrupting ye Bois date.

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"Oi!" I said getting the now stumbling Bella's attention, if ye are gonna drink at least be able to hold a few.

"Brooother~ howws your date~" holy shit was she gone, had she never drunk before? looking round the room I saw many of the inhabitants were the same as her, damn lightweights.

"Ye's arrived thirty minutes ago and ye are already plastered lass." finishing my sentence I spot an emo Boi make his way towards us, he didn't seem very happy.

"Is this all your doing?" he said while pointing around the room then settled his gaze on my sister.

"Nah ain't got a clue what happened." I said after taking another swig of my 'bottle of water', gotta love it when water burns ye throat.

"*Sigh* I'll take her back," he said while leading bells away, damn hope she ain't too mad at me tomorrow.

"She's not the only one who's going to be mad," said ma date, ye boi ain't drunk enough for this shit so I chugged the bottle and turned to Edythe.

"May I have this dance m'lady?" Might as well enjoy the night and leave the morning for future me to deal with.

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Let's just say dad was not happy, and neither were the kids or the parents... now that I think about it no one seemed to be happy about my amazing idea.

Probably didn't add enough vodka.

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Tada! end of the first movie and all that jazz. but ye Bois arrived home safe n sound and didn't even crash and die! how nice!

Anyhoo I'll keep you on the posting schedule now and shiz so won't be a problem, might even start doing longer chaps again!

another question for ye all.

Favorite alcohol and why. (ye boi likes vodka if ye couldn't tell)