Arriving at base. Dream?

It took another 3 days to arrive close the base of night raid. In the time it took us to arrive, I had gotten to know Darkness a bit more. I'm certain she isn't a masochist at least in this reality. She hasn't slipped up once even when we sparred.

I was able to mimic a teigu's rejection properties by imbuing my scythe with spiritual electricity keyed to myself. It's also on par with a standard teigu anyway so it's not like I'm missing anything.

That way, they won't have to waste a teigu on someone who doesn't need it.

The teigu Greatsword known as phantom edge, which was carried by her sister, is being carried on Darkness' back, and she seems to be going hard on training Yunyun.

-2 hours later.-

"SHE'S EVEN WORSE!" I overhear a male voice shout.

As the three of us pass by Sheele,who is a purple haired woman who's long hair reached her hips, she's wearing a long purple Kipao that goes down to mid-calf and is wearing purple boots. Leone Who's wearing a very small black tube top with short-shorts and some unnecessary extensions that only draw the eyes to her form What else draws the eye is the golden belt with a lion on the front and back. Along with Mine who is a short flat chested scrawny girl with pink hair and a pink dress, her most notable feature is the giant fuck-off gun on her back, honestly I don't see what Tatsumi liked about her at all. Lubbock fills the five man party up completely, and they are moving towards us.

"New recruits Darky?" Leone asks, with a chipper tone.

Darkness nods and says, "For the thousandth time, it's darkness now, Not Darky, not Lala, not Tina, and absolutely NOT Lalatina."

"Sure, sure, who do we have here this time?"

"This is Zachary Kimihara, He's one of those forced transported from japan after death and his companion Yunyun."

I flinch. "The gods clearly didn't hide it that well i guess."

The all nod at me, deadpan. "It only takes corroboration of at least 10 Japanese people to find that one: It's not on the map, and two, They aren't lying during interrogation, and three They all have something unique given to them by gods. One for each task they were supposed to complete even though they usually just give up."

"What did you get?" I hear lubbock ask.

at the same time as Sheele asked, "How did you die?"

"The two things I got were Essence of ideal growth mixed with Essence of the cultivator. Along with the Teigu In my spacial inventory, known as Phantom Element and a cosplayer decided to shove a sword through my forehead expecting me to become a demon." I stretch the truth while telling them about all of my abilities, no reason to hide what I can do and my first technical death.

I'm not about to lie to some trained assassins who know how to detect lies very easily, It's not like there's much to hide.

"Isn't that three items?" Lubbock asks.

I grin, "I kinda bamboozled a god to get extra." Not saying which god, and definitely not expounding.

"Tricking a god? I like this kid!" Leone Exclaims, as she shoved my face into her boobs and starts flailing me around as she starts laughing.

"Can't breathe..." I mumble.

***

after Darkness and Yunyun extract me from Leone's arms we all walk back to the manor in front of the facility, apparently, Darkness recruiting someone is call for celebration and introductions.

We are quickly introduced to Najenda, who is a tall messy-white-haired woman with a mechanical arm wearing suit with one arm missing to make room for it. and Akame, who is a young woman with hip-length long raven black hair, wearing a pair of red protective gauntletson her hands,a katana at her hip, and a short skirt with leggings and black boots and Bulat, a tall man with a very fancy looking pompadour wearing a set of white armor with a leather open jacket and jeans over it and carrying a large red spear on his back.

"Can you write down your powers and effects? We don't need to know, but it would be appreciated."

I write down the effects of my essences and "teigu" quickly, and Najenda's eyebrow starts twitching half-way through the list.

"In about 6 years months you could probably blow up the empire and the Demon king, his army, and the planet, by your self with these rediculous things! I'm probably lowballing it too!" she shouts, "Who fucked up so royally that anyone would give a mortal so much Potential power?!"

"Her name was Aqua, and she just gave me whatever I asked for to make me leave." when in doubt blame aqua.

I look over and see Chris, who is apparently not only a member of night-raid but in canon is Eris' avatar in the human world. She walks over, and looks at the list, her eyes widening at The first two entries.

"WHAT THE FUCK AQUA?!" She shouts. Then she storms off.

"what was that about?" I ask, feigning confusion.

Najenda shrugs, "Probably lamenting not being murdered in japan."

-Eris POV-

I appear in my Divine room, and Immediately start shouting.

"WHO THE FUCK GAVE AQUA THE QUALIFICATIONS TO GIVE AWAY 2 CLASS 10 FORBIDDEN SUBSTANCES?! A DIVINE TEIGU TOO?! WHAT THE FUCK AQUA, WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"

-Zachary POV-

After everyone left, I was assigned a room, I immediately went to bed.

As soon as I hit the pillow with the back of my head, I found myself in front of Eris.

"Chris?" I ask, "Why am I dreaming about you? I just met you."

[Acting(basic) has become Acting(intermediate)]

Her eyebrow twitches.

"Divine Geass, Do not speak of my true identity." She says.

It pings against my basically everything resistance and does absolutely nothing. I don't inform her of that.

I pretend to stiffen, and then relax. "You know you could have just told me not to tell them."

"Well, too bad! I'm mad! If aqua wasn't dead already I'd kill her myself. First She steals you from the WRONG FUCKING JAPAN, Then she steals from the Boss' Essence collection that were NOT MEANT FOR MORTAL CONSUMPTION. TWICE. Then she gives you the wrong damn scythe, to cover the energy costs. She then PROCEEDS TO SEND YOU TO YOUR OWN WORLD BACK IN TIME 3 DAYS TO PREVENT YOUR OWN DEATH BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT! she proceeds to further FORGE THE ADMINISTRATOR -GOD KNOWN AS BEING-X's HANDWRITING AND COVERS IT ALL UP WITH BULLSHIT!"

She then pulls out my file with the words "ADMINS EYES ONLY" stamped with the signature. "FILED BY BEING-X."

She shoves it in my face, and says, "Get a load of this garbage!"

"Kidnapped a planeswalker today. Seems to be amusing, but first I need to sabotage him. Better put a limiter on his Essence of ideal growth and put his other essence behind an impossible task. say, 30 minutes to Defeat Hiei. That should prevent him from trying to unlock it."

She stares at me.

"pretty sure my essences work fine," I say, leaving out the fact that the mysterious person who called me junior fixed them. "Also, how would she even convey the task?" I ask. Leaving out the existence of the system-now-display for shits and giggles.

"I KNOW RIGHT?! HOW STUPID WAS AQUA?!?!??!?" then she breaks out into sobs, and then I wake up.