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Immortal Arts Of Cooking

Warning: rated NACB for Not A Cook Book. "Su Ying, i just noticed your getting more a litle bit fatter" Li Jie said "hmmm...shut up its your fault anyway!" Su Ying puffed his cheeks "why was i the one to blame?" "its because the food you cook tasted so delicious" Su Ying answered pointing the pot "hey...don't blame the food!" Li Jie said seriously "so just you know ,not just me all of the girls are complaining because they are starting to gain weight, because they can't limit themselves from eating the food you cook" Su Ying yelled. "ahhh i get it...I'll cook something more delicious next time, i wonder how will the ladies of Wang Clan will look when they gain more weight" a smirk emerge from Li Jie's expressionless face "you- your a demon!" Su Ying said in with a terrified expression

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Princess of Tak Wai Empire and Prince of Tang Kong Empire

for 5 day, Li Jie spend his time doing some chores, to prepare him for the winter to come. he chopped some logs in forest for fire wood, repaired the cottage, and making himself a small bed.

living on the with the Yi's, was not as harsh, as living with the Wang clan, the Yi people, he meet are not all selfish, for example, there's Mrs Nuo Na, a friedly old lady that offered him water, after she saw him resting under a tree, after dragging logs all day.

there was also Chung Kit, a fat and jolly boy, the same age as Li jie is, he made friends with Li Jie, after Chung Kit saw him for the first time, as the saying goes, it was friend in first sight.

Li Jie often found him, annoying because of how talkative he is. but that didn't stop them from being friends, he often talks about people, but Chung Kit mostly talks about beautiful woman. so Li Jie just nodded every now and then, while answering his questions with , yes, maybe, and is that so.

it was also been 5 days since, he last saw Xiu Lin, this in not like her at all, so if his guess was rigth, someone must be stopping her from seeing him.

but either way, the cultivation pills are still being still being delivered to him by Wan Fu, a boy in his 20s ,he works for Sun Shin as his errand boy, and his cultivation is at least in level 5 silver rank.

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Li Jie, just finished fixing a leaking roof of the house, that old lady Nou Na stays in, he learned that the old lady is living alone in his house, since his husband died from defending the empire from the last Monster Tide. while her son named Luo Han goes to the earth realm to become a cultivator there.

but even with her old age she survived, thanks continuing support of other people caring for her,

"thank you very much, your such a good child Li Jie'er, i cant believe that you really fixed that leaking roof of mine, here, have some candy" the old lady offered, Li Jie, 3 pieces of round chewy brown candy. she makes this sweets and sells them for a living.

it was in Li Jie's morality that it will be rude, not to accept things that are given to him. and most of all, he also like sweets. so without second thoughts , Li jie accepted it.

"thank you, just call me again, if you needed something you need fixing, I'll be going now grandma Nou Na" Li Jie said emotionlessly, as he pocket the candy before walking towards the Yi clan gates.

"what a polite one eyed child," Nou Na murmured, while smiling.

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Li jie felt like he needed to rest for a while , so he decided to take a stroll around the empire, he sudden a he saw a ball of meat *rolling* from a distance.

"brother Li Jie i been looking for you, i have a bad news!" Chung Kit yelled. as he hurriedly run towards Li Jie. he looks very funny because his fat's are jiggling all over the place, as he jog.

reaching Li Jie he grab him from the shoulder and stared at him seriously "its a terrible news brother Li Jie, are you sure your heart is ready!!!"he said.

"i guess so" Li Jie answered.

"here it goes.....Xin Qian, our goddess is going to be betrothed to a Tang-Kong empire prince!!!" Chung kit, fats trembles after reporting the *terrible news*.

"ahhhhh....who's Xin Qian, again?" Li Jie asked.

*pat*

Chung Kit face palm's "didn't i tell you about it!, Du Xin Qian, she was the third child and the youngest daughter of the current emperor, Du Xiao Rong. i heared that even as a child Xin Qian was praised for her beauty, by many officials and elders of Tak Wai empire" Chung kit reported.

"hmmm...how old is she anyway?" Li Jie asked.

"this year?...nine, she will be ten next month " Chung kit answered

"then officials and elders of this, empire are bunch of lolicons!" Li Jie said emotionlessly

"pffff, cough ,cough" a man that accidentally overheared there conversation, suddenly choked in his own saliva.

Chung kit hurriedly block Li Jie's mouth "are you crazy!, dont otter those words again or you might get your head separated from your body, if the word goes out" he whispered.

Li Jie nodded.

"anyway lets go to the town square, they will be announcing the betrothal on public, lets us give our last farewell to a goddess that will be taken away from us." Chung Kit said emotionally.

"ok" Li Jie decided to follow Chung Kit, because he was curious, on how beautiful this Xin Qian is.

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reaching the town square, Li Jie was surprised on how much people was planning, to watch the betrothal. the road are full of people trying to find a better spot, male and female alike.

Li Jie thought that this must be a great occasion for the Tak Wai empire citizen. because it migth join the two empire thru marriage.

after trying to pass thru the sea of people, Li Jie and Chung kit has finally found a suitable place to watch *the last farewell*

few minutes later the *program* started, the Tang Kung empire Prince that was wearing all white, is riding a huge demonic beast , which was called ancient mammoth, a black gold rank demonic beast. it was at least 30 feet tall, it has black thick hide, and huge sharp tusk.

there are many treasures strapped on its back, while group of soldiers from Tang Kong, are following in the back.

the prince is standing on the back of the ancient mammoth with his hands behind his back, he is 15 years old, he got a pretty face that will make even a woman jealous, and had a slender body, pride is written all over his face.

after they reaching the middle of town square, the marching comes to an halt, as a stout man suddenly comes forward.

"Prince Hao Dao Zi of Tang Kong empire, presents a tamed Ancient Mammoth, and three hundred, gold rank weapons and treasures as betrothal gift, to the Tak Wai empire Princess Du Xin Qian" the stout man said before walking in the back.

on the castle the emperor Xiao Rong, walks out in keep, with princess Xin Qian.

Xin Qian slowly walks forward alone, to face the prince.

Li jie finally saw Xin Qian for the first time, he admits that the princess is a stunning beauty, she has long pink hair, her eyes as red and clear as ruby, her lips is as pink as a cherry, and her skin is as smooth as jade. and Li Jie was sure that, she will only become more beautiful, as she grew older.

"ohhh..my sweet Xin Qian ,huhuhu" Chung Kit, said emotionally holding his tears.

Li Jie ignored him as he watch, the happening.

Princess Xin Qian stared at the prince that is standing gloriously on the top of the ancient mammoth with her cold gaze.

before slowly opening her mouth "Prince Hao Dao Zi of Tang Kong Empire , i princess Du Xin Qian of the Tak Wai Empire will.....have to decline your offer.

silence suddenly covers the hole area. except for Chung Kit, that is still was crying on the sides, so Li Jie had no choice but to suddenly elbowed him, to the stomach, to make him shut up.

*piak*

"anyooo" Chung Kit was successful silenced,

then finally the silence has truly covered the whole town square,

Princess Xin Qian slowly turned around to walk back inside the castle.

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{A/N: lolicon = pedophile}

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