hippoty hop you are now my property

jake what are we goin do today?

jake:lets bet.

ok what do you wanna bet?

jake:if you go to that girl and she roasts you you have to give me 5000 yen

okay watch and learn jake

hippoty hop you are now my property

maya:hippoty hop ima fuck you up.

*runs away* jake that girl is crazy!

jake:my 5000 yen.

here! i bet if you do it you won't do any better

jake:how much you bet?

*smiles* 50000 yen.

jake:*runs over there*hippoty hop these flowers are for you m,lady!

Maya:why thank you!*smooch* call me!

jake:my yen.

fuck.