Chapter 52: Night Before Setting Off

After leaving the bannered mare, Kel and Uthgerd began walking towards her home.

"You know...I've never lost a brawl, the worst I've had are ties. Even seasoned warriors knew I didn't go down without a fight. It's why I earned I'm called Uthegerd the Unbroken, But you...how are you that strong?"

Uthegerd asked curiously as she walked side by side with Kel. Kel chuckled while looking up at the sky then went silent in the end before finally speaking with a smile on his face.

"Strong huh?... I can't really answer that, to be honest... I don't fully understand myself. I have a target and I do what I must to achieve it."

Uthegerd seemed a bit confused by his answer but nodded with a smirk on her face.

"Hmm...maybe I should give myself a target".

Kel raised one of his eyebrows as she said this but before he could speak, she interjected.

"Well here we are...welcome to my humble home".

Uthegerd had stopped in front of a two story house, it was midsized and had a lot of flora around it like most homes in that district. Kel gave the house a quick scan before following her inside.

"I like th-...."

Before he could finish his sentence he found that Uthegerd had began removing her thick armor and tossing it aside. After doing so, she turned to Kel and gave him an odd look. Kel was staring at her as she stood there in her undergarments.

"Why the odd look? Who wears armor indoors...except the city guards. Make yourself comfortable I'll light the candles."

Kel gave her body one more quick scan before nodding and walking away towards a nearby seat. After doing so he gave the room a quick scan, the walls were decorated with weapons and shields of all sorts, along with animal hides and horns.

"Uthegerd? Any story behind this collection of yours?"

Uthegerd continued to light up candles but let out a hearty laugh and responded to Kel's question.

"If I began telling you about my ever growing collection, you'd be here for far too long".

Kel sighed but showed a smile.

"Impressive...Maybe I should start my own sort of collection from now on".

Uthegerd raised a brow in curiosity as she finally finished lighting up the candles and walked over to Kel.

"Don't all adventurers keep something from their endeavors? Are you really a Nord adventurer? Haha, seems you've forgotten your roots."

Kel let out a chuckle and shook his head.

'Sounds like hoarder players who'd collect everything in game'

"Maybe I have...I haven't been in Skyrim since I was young"

As Kel spoke, he eyed Uthegerd up and down as she had come closer. She noticed this and showed a smirk before speaking.

"Seems you're a Nord after all, you can appreciate a strong woman. I hope you don't have any "strange" ideas heh. If you truly wish to tame me...then prove you're the strongest man in Skyrim...goodnight, the spare bed is in that room over there".

Kel's smile immediately faded upon hearing this wheareas Uthegerd walked away and went upstairs.

'Realistic my ass, this feels like a quest...an easy one but still...Should've stayed with Silvya'

Kel could only sigh and rather than go to the room he left the house and went back to the bannered mare. After arriving he found that Yorgen was still passed out on the table while Hadvar was just relaxing drinking and telling stories the whole inn to hear.

"And then?! I faced the Giant head on *hic* and told it...Halt Beast! I am Hadvar! I drove the Dragon that attacked Helgen away single handedly, The Emperor offered me his niece to marry but I said I couldn't be tamed by an ordinary woman! Even Dibella couldn't woo me!! When Ulfric saw me he surrendered!! Haha. After I said this, the Giant bowed and offered me its mammoths. But I refused and told it to leave my sight...saving the companions in the process".

A/N: Dibella is a Goddess.

Kel was utterly speechless, what he found more amazing was how everyone just silently listened to what he was saying. Suddenly one patron raised his hand and whistled at Hulda the inn keeper while pointing at Hadvar.

"Oie Hulda! I want whatever he's having".

Everyone else just nodded at the man's words in unison. Kel just shook his head and went to room he was initially supposed to sleep in. There he found Silvya sleeping soundly. He showed a mischievous grin and walked over to the bed. A moment later Silvya was woken up.

"Hm? Lord Ke-...."

Upon opening her eyes Silvya found Kel standing in front of her with a grin on his face.

"Uh...Lord Kel? Why are you looking at me like that?"

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