075: My name is Husband

　　"My lord princess is magnanimous. The prime minister can hold a boat in his belly, so how can he care about a kid like me? I didn't mean to offend before, so please let me go, my lord princess!" Yang Guo immediately pretended to be scared when he heard her threat. Said like.

　　Seeing that he seemed to be really scared, the princess couldn't help laughing triumphantly. Hearing his flattery so loudly, she spat again: "I don't have a big belly like the prime minister!" Of course she had seen the prime minister before, The appearance of the potbellied is ugly!

　　"Then tell me, what's your name?" the princess asked again.

　　Yang Guo chuckled, "My name is Husband!"

　　"Husband?" the princess muttered, her beautiful eyebrows could not help but slightly furrowed, she asked in puzzlement, "Could it be that you are an eunuch? How come you have such a strange name?"

　　Yang Guo almost spat out a mouthful of blood immediately, he suddenly remembered that the word "husband" in ancient times meant a eunuch, he wanted to take advantage of her, but he didn't think it would be self-defeating, his face couldn't help being extremely depressed.

　　Seeing his unhappy face, the princess believed it was true, and couldn't help being surprised: "So you are really an eunuch!"

　　Yang Guo was even more depressed when he heard it, and hurriedly explained: "I am not a eunuch, if you don't believe me, I will show you!"

　　The princess suddenly burst into a smile, her smile was bright and flowery, she was very beautiful, she smiled and said: "You're kidding! How can a eunuch have a beard? You don't want to reveal your name to this princess, but you don't have to demote yourself into a eunuch! You People are really strange!" Although Yang Guo is young now, he is already sixteen years old, and there are some fine hairs on his mouth, the princess observed very carefully, so naturally he exposed his lies.

　　Yang Guo was defeated by a princess and a little girl, and he was very upset. He wanted to tease her this time, but he was embarrassed, and his mood suddenly disappeared. He just lay down on the ground and fell asleep with his eyes closed. Speaking of which, he didn't sleep all night. Although this is not the boudoir of the princess in the palace, it is also very warm and elegantly furnished. There is still a fragrance in the room. Even though he is lying on the ground, he can sleep well without wind or rain.

　　The princess laughed for a long time, but when she looked at Yang Guo again, she found that he was asleep, she pouted and shouted, "Hey, get up!" She thought Yang Guo was very funny, and wanted him to talk to her again.

　　Yang Guo was unmoved and continued to sleep soundly.

　　The princess got angry: "If you pretend to be asleep again, I will kill you!"

　　Yang Guo remained motionless.

　　The princess snorted, reached out to pick up the tea on the side table, and splashed it on Yang Guo.

　　But just when the tea was about to splash on him, Yang Guo suddenly shifted his lying posture to the side, closed his eyes to avoid the tea, the tea splashed on the ground, but it didn't reach Yang Guo at all.

　　Surprised, the princess poured another cup of tea and poured it on Yang Guo. Yang Guo avoided it again, eyes still closed.

　　"I don't believe that the princess can't splash you!" The princess didn't believe it anymore, she just took the teapot and went directly to sprinkle water on him.

　　Yang Guo turned over suddenly, rolled onto the princess's bed with a swish, and lay on the fragrant and soft quilt, even snoring.

　　Seeing this, the princess was startled and angry: "You rascal, come down to this princess! This is my princess's bed, you've soiled it!"

　　Of course Yang Guo didn't really fall asleep, even if he really fell asleep, he could still wake up in his dream when he sensed murderous intent, but it was absolutely impossible for him to play water splashing games with the princess like now. On the couch, I smelled a faint fragrance, which seemed to be the same as the fragrance of the princess, and I couldn't help but feel comfortable, as if I really felt a strong sleepiness, and even ignored the princess's words.

　　But the princess was so angry that her face was flushed, and she wanted to push him, but she felt that he was dirty, touching him would only make her dirty, but she wanted to ask someone to come in, but she had many concerns, for fear that others would see Yang Guo lying on her bed. If you are misunderstood on your bed, then you can't explain anything.

　　She yelled a few more times and wanted to splash him with tea, but the tea was gone long ago, so she had to pick up a pillow and hit him, but how could the softness shake Yang Guo?

　　With her strength, even if you give her a stick, it won't hurt Yang Guo.

　　For a long time, the princess couldn't wake Yang Guo up. If she didn't have a knife by her side, she would have stabbed him a few times in anger.

　　And Yang Guo was tossed by the princess a few times, he just thought it was a massage, and actually fell asleep comfortably.