Chapter 1

[Welcome to planet Earrh]

I am not as shocked as I was the first time I was reincarnated.

Like any other times when you wake up in the morning only it is in a different body with a new set of memories and experiences.

You know what I did when I first found out I was vegeta?

Looked for a mirror,... the second thing I did? I flexed.

Of course I would I mean if you were nothing but a skinny nerd with no friends most of your life and then when you reincarnated your still the same thing...the only difference was that I was a bijju host with no friends. the only bright side was kushinas boobs and ramen.

The Kyuubi turned out nicer than I thought right before I died after arguing for about what felt like eternity... it was really stubborn. I managed to get him to not desteoy konoha if he reformed and warned it not to look into the maskmans obitos eyes.

I died during the kidnapping because I was apparently to weak, no I died right after when one of the demon hunters found me and took me away from the village ignoring Hinata and her protest.

I hope she turns into a cold badass that would be awesome to see...

I died because I didn't want to ruin cannon and was that much of a coward to fuck everything up.

well new its a new day and a new life and I choose to live it to its fullest.

Hopefully get Caluifa kale and Bulma as wives, that's it for me though. maybe Hinata as well though if I get a chance to revisit that world...but I'm not going to worry about that right now.

After I finished with my thoughts I opened the door from the outside and smirked.

My smirk grew at the sight before me

How cute, Yamacha thinks he's tough.