hydra got r*ped
hey sorry for the lack of chapter's lately but i needed a break i was in a very bad mood to put it simply and i mean like a VERY --->BAD<--- MOOD! but dont worry nothing that a marathon of anime with my GF and friend+ a sh*t ton of fast food wont fix! anyway i feel better so i will write more!
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Rose: that is so COOL!!! let's go!!
<wait remember what the angel said! the dungeon changes every week so we better prepare some thing's> one of the angel's did say that god made so that dungeon's change every week to keep it "fresh" and he also told that this dungeon was not explored and we will be the first one to go there
we also learned that not only the room's and corridor's change but also the "theme" for example this week theme is "Ancient Greece" so the only monster's there will be the one from Greek mythology
'like what?'
<torches and something to eat plus backpack to place the loot there> we also discovered that we can take a jar or a bag and fill it with everything we can and put it in our inventory allowing us to take more thing's this way>
'Mmm ok'
we spend 10 minutes gathering some fruit's from the three's and killing a nearby pig man (he attacked us first ok..?) i was really against the idea but Rose decided to chop him to piece's and cook him when she was done she placed the meat in a wooden box she made in her inventory and did the same with the fruit's well actually now it's a fruit salad
<ok i guess we can enter>
Rose: ADVENTURE!
<wow Rose you are that exited?>
Rose: *deep cold female child voice* yes...
< *little scared* o-ok...>
when we entered the first floor we saw a bunch of...lion's....well i mean there were lion's in ancient greece but realy? does god run out of ideas of what to put here?
my thought's were quickly disturbed by Rose "war cry" which was just a very loud "NYAAA~" oh god this little creature some day will rip my soul with her cuteness
she quickly sliced the lions and made a "victory pose" with one hand in the air
when she was celebrating i decided to use appraisal on the lion's i mean they cant be normal lion's right?...and i was right what i saw would make my eye's pop out if i had those (i'm a system after all)
<<Nemean lion- the lion that was killed by the Greek hero and demi-god son of Zeus (yes the one who got laid with all the Greek ladies to ever exist) Hercules. the lion skin cannot be cut by normal weapons and can only be damaged by "phantasm" class weapon (kinda but not exactly like the "noble phantasm" form fate series i will explain later) to kill this beast you need as mentioned earlier a phantasm class weapon or just...just slap him to death...>>
<Rose !!! Rose !!! SKIN !!!! WE NEED THAT LION SKIN!!!!!!>
---5 minutes later---
in the dungeon in the middle of skinned lion corpse's was standing a certain neko loli with new armor made out of lion skin it looked pretty normal for the chest plate we design it like a normal hoodie well except that the hoodie was a lion head the gloves were black (we used a dye to change colors of the skin) and the pant's were gray they looked like the one's that guy's take for a run in the morning
she looked a little funny just like one of those ladies that consumes an ungodly amont of ice-cream while watching some weird drama serial's about love because their boyfriend left them but even with those clothes she looks like the incarnation of rainbow and sunshine
<those will protect you against't slash damage but a hit wit a blunt weapon is still going to hurt>
'dont worry Arthur i know the solution to that!'
<really? what is it?>
'dodging!'
<...>
<well i mean you are right...> god i fell like an idiot
Rose get deeper into the dungeon Annihilating every poor monster in her path and looting all the chest's that she could find after an hour or so we finally got to the last level how can we know it is the last? well *looks at a giant the door with "final boss" writen on them* i just got this weird gut feeling...
Rose opened the door and stepped in the room. it was dark like incredibly dark i could not see anything and i can see everything around Rose! and then
*WHOOSHH*
millions of torches lit up and we saw it a big room completely made out of gold and in the midle the famous hydra with snake's tounge's and tail? something not right here "appraisal"
<<[Unknown] this creature has not been named-a love child of the hydra and a gorgon (medusa) dont ask how that happen it's gross...yes it was r*pe...but it was the hydra that got r*aped by the gorgon>>
<the f*ck...>
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to be continued! next time on "i am the system???" Rose is going to f*ck up a lizard!