how to summon a spider-man
'arthur buy me a monitor'
<done>
Rose went into the Minecraft/terraria world just in case that the computer tower that she stole had some kind of tracking device in it, even if it did then i doubt that it will work as she is literally in another world...well anyway she decided to get the information out and when it will be done she want to delete all the "necessary" things in it and make it her Gaming computer....
she still could play on me but she said that she wanted to try on the actually thing and not on me...it hurt a little i'm not gonna lie ;-;
if you are wondering how we powered it up then its simple...Rose just jammed the cable into a redstone block...thats all
when it was all working she bought an UBS flash drive and started to search for some JUICY information on what that d*ck head Osborn was trying to do...
after a little bit of searching she found out that he transferred a large amount of money to...a comic store near central park?? well that would not be as weird if not the fact that he transferred 60 f*cking million Dollars! $!!!
'seems like the Flash drive wont be of any use just yet'
<what do you wanna do now?>
'well since i have still some time i guess i need to go and check out that comic store'
<i bet a golden coin that its probably some underground base or some sh*t>
'well its kinda obvious honestly...btw do you have any idea how to contact Peter?'
<Spider-man?>
'yea'
<we need something that he will not miss...>
---time skip---
when i said flashy i knew that she will do something crazy but i didnt expected that she will build a giant flying Spider-man symbol in the air and then set it on fire...oh yea by the way, she made it out of netherrack so that thing will not burn down quickly...or rather it will not burn down at all
the flaming spider-man symbol was not to big but it was not smile either. Rose spend 15 minutes doing this thing and at the end she just set it on fire with her magic.
Now the Spider-man symbol was floating in the air saying "F*CK YOU" to Gravity as all the things build with minecraft physics do. Rose was now waiting for a full hour and she was getting rather impatient. i mean she has a time limit and the more she waits the more time she lose's
but, after some time she finally heard a voice...
Peter (spider man): wow, got to say i love the flaming spider, is everyone going to call me this way from now on? also how is it not falling down?
Rose: oh you know magic. and for the other question, dont count on it
Peter: and here i thought that i will get my own super-hero signal...*sigh*
Rose: its nice to have dreams
Peter: anyway why did you call?...because this is what i assume it was supposed to do right? make me come to this place?
Rose: yeah. i need your help with something, think of it as paying off your debt
Peter: i assume the debt is saving my aunt?
Rose: what else could it possibly be?
Peter: what can i do?
Rose: we are going to a comic store!
...
...
Peter: you want me to buy you a comic book? geez i dont get kids these days...you want a Super-hero to buy you a-
Rose: No! i dont want you to buy me a comic book, that comic book store is a secret base full of badies
Peter: Ooohh...okay.
Rose: okay fallow me
Peter: wait *points at a flying burning spider-man symbol* shouldnt we take this down?
Rose: meh. later
and after that Rose started to jump from building to building while Spiderman was fallowing her by swinging, jumping and doing sick parkour maneuvers that made my inner fanboy scream with happiness as i was able to see this in real life
after a couple of minutes they reached their destination and they were now standing on the roof of a building that was close the comic store that they were going to infiltrate
Peter: everything seems normal to me
Rose: have you ever heard "dont judge a book by its cover"?
Peter: well what now? i cant just walk in with my costume on...
Rose: take it off then i will store it in my inventory
Peter: "Inventory"? what are you a video game character?
Rose: ... just take it off
Peter: well...you see the thing is that i dont wear anything under this costume, im literally naked underneath...
Rose: we are all naked underneath
Peter: ew dont say that...
'buy me a set of clothes for him'
<boxers too?>
Rose: do you have underwear?
Peter: Nope
he said as he popped the "p"
Rose: dude...gross...
Peter: hey its not my fault! my washing machine broke and its not working for a full week now! hey! dont look at me like that!
the look that Rose was giving Peter was a look of disgust. it was similar at how Koneko would look at Issei. just pure disgust. the only difference was that Rose gave him this look because she was disturbed with what she heard not because Peter was a pervert like Issei
Peter: please stop...you are making me feel depressed when you look at me like that...
Rose: *takes out the clothes* put this on i will look the other way...