dying by a fap

5 or more chapters in 4 days or so, i thought i would give you a heads up

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Steve: roll for-

Rose: 20

Steve: its the 10th time in a row!

Rose: *shrug* i'm lucky

Adelar: how much until those cannons run out?

both Steve and Rose shrugged as they continued playing their campaign, as the cries of the red dragon could be heard by everyone present.

Dragon: RROOOOAARRRR!! (translation: KILL MEEE!!!)

thank god its just a mob and he is not a sentient being. i couldnt imagine the pain one wold feel by being constantly bombarded by TNT blocks.

Dragon: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR (translation: i regret everything!!! help me! HELP ME !!!!)

5 minutes already passed and he is still alive, how much HP does this thing have?? well i guess it's all good until there is Ammo for the machine's

Dragon: ROoOoooOOAaaAAAAaaAARRrrrr! (translation: one of those bombs, blew up my d*ck! ;-;)

<hey Rose since spiritually you are a dovah, can you absorb that dragon soul?>

'good question! i guess we shall know once he dies...'

Dragon: REEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (translation: F*UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!)

Steve: you successfully managed to land a critical hit with a banana! the enemy looses 1HP

---time skip cause i'm the god of this world---

Rose: that thing is still alive!!

she screamed as she looked down into the hole (tomska: *scream's in PTSD*), the dragon was still alive...somehow...he was full of bullet holes and some chunks of his flesh were blown up, most of his scales were destroyed and layed on the ground, the one that were still on his skin were cracked and damaged. Most of his skin was burned by the potions of harming and all his wounds had a very unhealthy shade of green that was probably the result of a poison potions.

<actually he has only 1HP>

i said as i appraised the dragon.

'buy me a balloon hammer...'

<what? wh-...ohhh! ok>

she jumped down and did a superhero landing. she then got up and patted her knees because they hurt like a b*tch after that landing.

she walked toward the dragon menacingly (jojo style) and took out her balloon hammer from her inventory.

Rose: this is for joergen.

she raised her toy hammer and brought it down toward the dragon snoot.

*fap*

Dragon: *blearg*

the dragon died and his body started to burn away, his flesh and organs started to disappear as the red dragon very soul was forcefully removed and teared apart while being transported toward Rose body.

Rose: ...taste like chicken and metal...

meanwhile somewhere in the distance

Adelar: what was that?

Steve: who knows, probably Rose new ability or something...anyway! your turn!

Adelar: ah right. i seduce the goblin leader!

after that Rose got out of the hole, the gang finished their game of DnD and go to sleep, when the next day came Rose refused to leave the bed until 2 AM, and when she finally got up it was only for the purpose of going to the bathroom

'what is on my to do list?'

< 1. find Tifa 2. bring back the devil corruption to 0% 2. build a new shop to have even more money 3. play "sonic adventure 1 and 2" 4. visit your pet dovah 5.build a demon army 6. build a human/demi-human army 7. (OwO)>

'ok for today i will do 3 and 4...the rest i will do when i got back to my homeworld'

<im curious how many demons he already has under his controls>

'lets check out!'

she got up and then sit back down because she stood up to fast and her head was spinning...

when it got back to normal she stood up once again and went to the demon world that she left her dovah in. and what she saw left her in awe.

there were demons everywhere! some were carrying material's (mostly stone), other were shaping those materials into large stone slabs and bricks and the last group was taking those and building a large shrine-like structure

when Rose appeared out of nowhere the nearby demons wanted to attack her but a loud roar coul be heard and they immediately left her alone.

<sounds like he knows you are here>

'yup'

she walked toward the shrine and looked around while doing so. she noticed that it looked like some sort of Aztec pyramid

'i think the number 5 on my list can be put in the "done" file.'

yea...her dovah familiar already has thousand demons working for him and the proof of that statement is right in front of us, thousand of demons building a shrine for him

Rose: i wonder if he will let me ride him...

<what?>

Rose: i need a new ride after joergen died!

<i seriously doubt that will happen, but i guess it doesnt hurt to ask.>

it hurt...it hurt a lot...