First time
1981: July 21 11:06
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NARRATOR-CHAN POV
Britain... A Beautiful Country. Where You Get Free Health Care A Tv License. And A Couple Of Stabbings If You're Not Careful.
Cough*London*Cough
Anyway... In This Beautiful Country, There Is A Special Person You Need To See. Here I'll Show You. Come Here.
Hold My Hand.
Now Now Don't Be Shy. I Won't Bite You Know.
No, Seriously. I Need To Have Contact With you. to take you with me so take it.
FUCKING TAKE IT!
Ah, There We Go. Finally Took You Long Enough HeHe. ^_^
Now Let's Go. Shall We?
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Blackberry orphanage
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NARRATOR-CHAN POV
Blackberry Orphanage Is Quite A Weird Name, Right? I Mean It's Like Their Just Advertising. I To Just Eat Up. All Those Delicious Soft Bab-
Anyway, In One Of These Rooms, A Special Type of Music Is Playing. It's The Melody Of Crying Bab-
"WAAAAAAAH"
....Its The Melody Of Crying Bab-
"WAAAAAAAH"
-_- ... It's The Melody Of Cry-
"WAAAAAA-"
I WILL RIP YOU APART. AND EAT YOU LIMB FROM LIMB. YOU LITTLE SHIT!!
SCREW THIS. JUST GO TO OUR MAIN CHARACTER ALREADY. I-I-I QUIT. FUCKING HELL. I DON'T KNOW WHY MY WIFE RECOMMENDED ME THIS SHI-
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"
ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'll KILL YOU!!
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CHRISTABEL POV
"WAAAAHAAAA"
"WAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA"
"WAAAAAAAHHHHHAA"
"WAHHHHAAH"
OH MY GOD, WILL THEY JUST SHUT UP ALREADY?
God, I Hate Being A Baby. Especially Since I Literally Can't Fo Shit. Since My tendons And Muscles Have Yet To Fully Develop.
So For The Whole Day, I'm Either Sleeping Shiting. Or Sucking Titties.
The Last One Isn't As Good As It Sounds. Since Ya Know I Can't Feel Arousal. so I Honestly Just Go Through The Motions Instead Of Enjoying It.
Anyway so back in my last life. I was an absolute chad said, no-one ever.
Look I was average-looking. above average in smarts and fitness, not a chad but hey I was way better than the average person. sure my social circle was completely nonexistent. but I mean come on who needs friends? when you're smart?
So I Just Got Accepted To Harvard University. With A Full Scholarship And All. My Parents Were Extremely Proud Of Me. Crying and Calling All Their Friends Just To Brag. (Which Did Stroke My Ego. Not Going To Lie. )
Then Just when I Was Minutes Away From Going To The School Of My Parent's Dreams. The Fucking Bus Driver Decided. "Hmm Let's Drive Like I'm Fucking Blind. And Have No Legs." Effectively Crashing Into Another Bus. Killing Most Of The Passengers. And More Importantly Me.
And That's How I Got Here. So I've Been Making Some Pla-
"WAHHHHHHHHHHH"
Oh, My Fucki- "SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY," I said. But All That Came Out Was Adorable Baby Noises.
"WAHHHHHHH" But The Baby Continued to Sob. Ignoring The Angry Reincarnator. Laying Beside Him.
"God Honestly At This Point. I Wouldn't Even Mind If You Died." I Mean Come On. He's Been Crying For A Couple Of Hours Now.
Then for some incomprehensible reason, He started to float a couple of meters Above the Crib.
"What The Fuc-" Before He Exploded Into A Bloody Paste. His Limbs And Brain Everywhere. Being right Beside The Poor Kid I got A Front Row Seat To The Tragedy. While Being Caked In Blood And Grey Matter.
THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK!
Feeling The Warm Blood Of The Annoying But Innocent Child. I Froze Up Terrified Of Even Breathing. Being Scared My Baby Instinct Started To Act up.
So I cried. And I Cried Till My Lungs Felt Like they Were Burning. While My Vocal cords Felt Like They Were Going To Snap Any Minute Now.
I Could Vaguely Hear The Director Yelling. Along With Some Feminine Crys.
But I Was Honestly Too Tired To Cared. So I Continued To Cry My Heart Out. Before Succumbing To Exhaustion.
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{Christabel}
{age} = 7-months
{Physical} = 0.4/10
{Magic} = 0.2/20 {NEWLY AWAKENED}
{Magic Skill} = 0/60
{hand to hand combat} = 0/60
{Swordsmanship} = 0/60
{Killed} = 1/???
{Daily Lesson Learned} = "Accidental Magic Is Dangerous"