How Not 2 Be A F*cking Princess

"Buckle down motherfuckers because I'm about to tell you the story of why I hate basements." Cadence, mostly known as Cade, was not the type of person who did as she was told. In fact, she was the exact embodiment of chaotic-neutral. She did what she wanted and how she wanted to do it. But now, after waking up in the body of an infant in a strange place, she realizes that maybe being the chaotic little shit that she is, isn't exactly befitting of a princess. That's why she's going to do whatever the fuck she wants anyways. Although, she does need to find her best friend who fell into the portal after her. Eh, he'll probably survive. Hopefully. What she really needs to find is the portal back to their world a.k.a WiFi land.