Chapter 19: Lightning Thief

Marcus was in his bed next to a naked Boa when he received a summon from Zeus, someone had stolen both of their Godly weapons. He woke Boa by fondling her breasts. She woke up and after one time freeze later then headed towards mount Olympus. When they arrived they heard Poseidon and Zeus bickering.

Zeus: It can only have been him.

Poseidon: It was not my son.

Hera: ENOUGH! you both have been going on about this for hours.

Marcus: Well anyone care to explain more cuz I only heard that Zeus lightining bolt and my sword was stolen.

Marcus Godly weapon was a weapon that could transform itself. Marcus later found out that it could even change into all the 71 famous sword in One Piece. He used it regularly during his illusionary dungeon hunts to pass time. At some point it became a black sword. That was also the point where it grew a conscient that easily became loyal to Marcus and would drain anyone lifeforce that carelessly wield its handle. The thief must have avoided the handle when stealing it.

Zeus: Hm! Poseidon deny the fact that his son stole our weapons.

Poseidon: For the last time, he did not steal it.

Marcus: Can anyone at least tell me who you are talking about. Being Poseidon's son does not really narrow things down.

Poseidon knew that talking to Zeus was like speaking against a brick wall. Well a brick wall would at least cause less problems. He decided to talk to Marcus as he seemed to look at things calmly.

Poseidon: My newest demi-god son, Percy Jackson, Zeus believed that he stole your weapons as we gods have swore not to steal each other weapons after Ares nearly died trying take your sword.

Zeus: But the demi-gods are exempt from this oath.

Marcus: I think both of you are right.

Poseidon: Huh?

Zeus: Huh?

Marcus: It was a demi-god that stole the weapons but it was not Percy Jackson as he doesn't even believe of our existence.

Poseidon was happy as if there was one person Zeus listened to it was Marcus as his credibility has never been wrong.

Zeus:....Then who?

Marcus: Oh it would be no fun telling you guys. How about I make a plan to snuff out the thief and while you guys play your roles we make bets on who is the thief.

The Gods accepted as they had been bored and this would be a fun game.

Zeus: Fine but what about your sword. You know how many lives it can kill just by being in the mortal world.

Marcus: Do not worry....*enhale* ACE!!!

As Marcus shouted a black sword flew to his side. It looked like the sword that Gol D. Roger used.

Marcus: I never leave my partner with someone else.

The Gods made their bets after Marcus gave them a hint about the thief. He/she was at the camp. Things proceeded as plan. Percy arrived at the camp. His mother was sent to the underworld and Hades made an appearence but since he was much of a talker Marcus had to enter to motivate Percy to go to the underworld.

Marcus: ZEHAHAHAHAHA! It wierd seeing this place. I see that no one built a house for my children. Oh right I don't have any demi-Gods BAHAHAHAHA.

Percy: W-Who are you?

A centaur came close to percy, His name was Chiron.

Chiron: Percy, he is the God of freedom, the laughing God and King of all Titan, Marcus.

Marcus: Before you ask, I won't rescue your mother from the underwolrd but I will give you an advice the thief is near, quick on his feet and time is ticking. Also I'm cheering for you.

Marcus disapeared from the flames. Percy had gone to grab his things and a daughter of athena, Annabeth, as well as a satyr, Grover, went with him after Luke, son of Hermes, gave them advice.

Percy: How did he know what I was going to ask?

Annabeth: Althought he is the God of freedom, he can see through the futur and much more but what worries me is the last part.

Grover: The cheering him up.

Annabeth: Yes! Not many knows of this but during the war with the Titans he was on the Gods side and he earned a few nicknames of which one became a taboo for the Titans.

Percy: W-What was it?

Annabeth: The terror of war, the abomonation incarnate, The Battle Beast. I'm sure he must be plotting with Hades to overthrow Zeus and the rest of the Olympians.

Percy: That might be the case but I still need to save my mother.

As the three were talking, echos of laughter were heard in mount Olympus.

Zeus: HAHAHAHAHA! ATHENA YOUR DAUGHTER HAS COME UP WITH THE BEST JOKE OF THE CENTURY. HAHAHAHAHA!

Poseidon: HAHAHAHA! ZEUS YOU NEVER KNOW IT MIGHT BE TRU-HAHAHAHA.

Poseidon could not even finish his words without laughing. Every other God were the same even Athena was giggling at her Daughter's words.

The trio fought and managed to reach the underworld. When they arrived at Hades palace, they were shocked when they saw Percy's mother eating with Hades and Persephone like it was nothing. Hades saw their confusion and decided to clear things up. He had not participated in the bet as he was too curious and asked Marcus who the thief was. It was also the reason Marcus took over Hades place as he had saw Hades make eye contact with the thief in the future.

*Snap*

With that snap Percy's shield fell on the floor reveiling the Lightning bolt. Annabelle was the first to realise what happen.

Annabeth: It was LUKE!!! HE'S THE THIEF.

Hades: Yes now take your mother and bring the bolt to mount Olympus. Oh and here Marcus said you would be missing one of these.

Percy: Wait I thought Marcus and you were supposed to the bad guys and wanted to take over mount Olympus.

Hades: HAHAHA! Marcus gouverning! That will be the day. The reason he is not in the 12 Olympians is because he does not want to. We would even make it 13 if he asked but you would find less resistance in a cat taking a bath than Marcus gouverning anything he does not want to.

As they were about to leave, Hades spoke once more.

Hades: Oh and Marcus said thanks Annabelle you made the whole Olympus laugh with that joke.

Annabeth took a few seconds before becoming embarrased by the realisation. After leaving they fought Luke and brought the lightning bolt back to Olympus where a party was being held.

Marcus: Congrat!! You did it.

It took sometime before percy and Annabeth came out of their shock.

Percy: I thought there was going to be a war between Gods.

Annabeth stayed silent as she did not want to embaress herself once more. A minor God was the one to answer Percy confusion.

Minor God: Are you crazy? As if we would ever have a war with this Laughing thief being in it.

Marcus: BAHAHAHA! There was going to be a war before and Kronos would have used this to try to rise through power but we stopped it.

Annabeth: KRONOS?!

Marcus was not bothered by her lack of respect as he did not care if people treated him as a God or not.

Marcus: Yeah, Kronos goal was to find a Demi-God angry enough to follow him but stupid enough to think he would not be double crossed. That's where Luke came into play but seriously guys you should get better at parenting.

Zeus: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT FROM THE GUY THAT THREW HIS SON INTO TARTARUS WHEN THEIR WERE LESS THEN 20 YEARS OLD THEN SEND THEM TO SPACE AFTER 300 YEARS.

Every God had seen Marcus parenting style. He would be a loving father during most time but when it came to training his children he was a psychopath.

Marcus: But they became strong though.

Poseidon: That's because their so called viltrumite powers kicked in.

Marcus turned towards Percy.

Marcus: Any way, you're good Kronos is dead for real this time....and before you ask my sword was never really stolen.

Percy: Oh right before I forget. Hades ask for the favor you owed him.

Marcus: A YEAR IN THE UNDERWORLD!!!