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Hogwarts: The Unscientific Wizard

Andy Collins insists Hogwarts is a cursed school. A centenarian lives in solitude, an elderly cat lady's marriage has broken off, a middle-aged man with a hook nose is heartbroken in love, a half-giant lives in a cramped hut and a glass beauty has a daily hangover. Andy Collins lists them all, and it seems that every single professor at Hogwarts is on the list of bachelors! The entire Faculty! Andy Collins had no great ambitions and just wanted to study 'Magical Magic' in peace. To have a happy life as a Professor at the school after graduation, Andy Collins decided to break the curse and spend seven years of school life solving the personal problems of the professors as a part-time gig. First, let's start with a blind date. PS: Mc only watched 1st Harry Potter Film. === Author: soda bottle cap === *Disclaimer* Other than translation, everything belong to the original creator. If the original creator wants to take it down, pls leave a review below, just found the CN novel and translate it here to increase my vocabulary, English and to earn some coffee change. If you have some extra pocket money, Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Crazy_Cat. This is where I read it- https://www.69shu.pro/book/52880.htm You can support original author in Chinese site.

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Chapter 50 This is not seizing the opportunity in life

"Dream?"

Andy thought about it and said, "I just like magic more; I want to learn all the magic in the world, explore the nature of magic, and pursue the limits of magic."

"I like studying magic more than anything else."

The little witch still had a sense of justice, so topics like immortality, slicing, forbidden experiments... and so on, these were definitely cannot be said.

Otherwise, the little witch would turn her head and push Andy to Azkaban.

Hermione nodded, "I see!"

"What about you?"

Andy asked rhetorically, "Are you studying so hard to fulfil some dream?"

Hermione thought hard, what was she studying hard for again?

To get a good grade?

The young witch blushed a little.

"I love magic too, I'm the only witch in my family."

Hermione was a little embarrassed, "I don't have any dreams yet, we'll talk about those later!"

"By the way, has Malfoy been looking for you?" The young witch changed the subject decisively.

For what purpose would Malfoy look for me?

Andy froze.

But then Andy thought about what Malfoy had said, Malfoy had said that he would come to find him for a private chat after expelling Quirrell.

"No!"

Andy shook his head, "Maybe he forgot!"

However, having said that Andy felt that something was not right.

Although Andy and Malfoy didn't have much contact, the personality of this kind of little kid was actually very easy to figure out, and Andy didn't feel that Malfoy would forget about this matter.

"That's good!" Hermione sighed in relief.

The little witch didn't like Malfoy much, including Harry and Ron, whom she rather despised.

It always seemed like they weren't good kids.

"Well, never mind those irrelevant things, let's get back to practising!" Andy ended the conversation.

***

Andy had made a special effort to observe Malfoy for a few days since the last time he and Hermione had talked about him.

This kid still had that haughty look, bringing two followers, Goyle and Crabbe, all day long, and flaunting around in Hogwarts.

He looked as if he was the biggest boss in the world.

Speaking of which, for a rich N-generation like Malfoy, there are really only two kinds of scripts available for his life.

Either the hero in the romance novel, in which the heroine goes through the bloody S&M plots, on the mountain of swords and under the sea of fire, dies nine deaths with regrets due to misunderstandings.

Or the cannon fodder villain in the wish-fulfilment novel, specifically designed to give the main character an experience to swipe out. He will come out to disgust the protagonist and set off the protagonist's glorious moments.

Anyway, the novels and TV dramas in his previous life were all played out this way.

Andy felt that Malfoy took the second script.

This kid's path is narrow!

If Andy had become Malfoy, the first thing he would do when he travelled over would be to chase after Hermione and stage a love/hate relationship with Hermione, with many mountains and rivers for them to cross before a happy ending.

There's even a second female lead, the Slytherin named Pansy Parkinson.

The villainous boss is old Malfoy.

If Malfoy goes after Hermione, Harry Potter would instantly change from a male-focused novel to a female-focused romance. I believe that even Rowling wouldn't mind changing the plot and writing about Harry's death.

The cause of death would be giving his life for Hermione.

Pity.

Andy sighed, "Harry Potter" has now become a male-dominated system flow wish-fulfilment novel, there is no longer anything about them in this book.

There is no chance to take that life route!

Hermione more or less accounted for the identity of the original heroine, from the point of view of the heroine's romance novel, Andy feels that he can play the male lead for more than eighty points right?

Handsome, strong talent, strength is also good. Although my family background is average, I am progressive, and there is a plug-in in the body.   

Even if Hermione creates many misunderstandings, Andy thinks he can smooth everything out. And this is one of the essential elements of the male lead in the female-dominated romance novel.

Andy felt that his destiny was good.

Whether it was from the perspective of a male lead system flow wish-fulfilment novel, or the perspective of a female lead romance novel, he is a qualified male lead.

Who could possibly say that a traveller could not defeat a son of the realm?

Reversing heaven and changing fate starts with chasing Hermione!

Based on this, although Andy had a nagging feeling that Malfoy was a bit off, he didn't really put his thoughts on it.

The original protagonist Harry Potter, as well as the current wish-fulfilment novel protagonist Andy Collins, are all at Hogwarts, so how can such a strong line-up still not be able to deal with a Malfoy?

***

A few more days passed.

Just after walking out of the Ravenclaw common room, Andy smelled a sweet and tantalizing smell of roasted pumpkin in the corridor.

Halloween is approaching.

The decorations in the castle had changed overnight, with pumpkin lanterns floating in every corner, and whenever a young wizard passed by, bats would emerge out of the pumpkin lanterns to scare the passing young wizards.

Of course, it is possible that the one that burrows out could also be Peeves.

If any unlucky little wizard encountered a Peeves Ghost, he could be startled, or he could be splattered with dirt.

Professor McGonagall has warned the Peeves that he can't use paint today.

Hordes of ghosts wander around the castle as they too are making final preparations for tonight's ghost party.

The castle was in a festive mood, yet that didn't stop the young wizards from continuing their classes.

The professors followed suit, rubbing off on the festivities.

In the Charms class, Professor Flitwick taught a new spell - the Levitation Charm.

By learning the Levitation Charm, you can make a pumpkin float.

But the young wizards could only use feathers to practice.

Andy had learned this spell by just reading the book once back then, yet the little wizards' performances still blew Andy's mind.

Neville was a Squib, Ron was waving his wand like a sword dance, and Harry was slightly better but could only get the feather to move slightly at the moment.

The Ravenclaw side of the table was pretty much the same, but they were all at least practising as Professor Flitwick had asked them to, instead of waving their wands like fools.

And of course, there was no shortage of our most familiar...

Boom-

An explosion was heard, and all the young wizards, including Professor Flitwick, had a look as if nothing had happened.

He just calmly replaced a feather for Mr. Seamus Finnigan.

Hermione had been practising this magic for a long time, and she simply waved her wand lightly and recited the incantation:

"Wingardium Leviosa!"

The feather flew into the air under the magic.

"Well done, plus two points for Ravenclaw."

Professor Flitwick shouted, "Look everyone, Miss Granger has succeeded."

However, everyone didn't want to look at Andy and Hermione because that would make them feel like a troll.

Flitwick looked at Andy with some anticipation.

Although he had known for a long time that Andy had mastered the Levitation Charm, successfully casting the spell would add two points to the Ravenclaw's score.

It was a good idea to get it for free!

Andy didn't even use his wand, he just concentrated on the feather on the table, and then the feather flew into the air.

It was getting harder and harder!

Andy frowned.

As he grew older, Andy's magic power gradually stabilized, and now it was hard to use magic power like when he was a child.

But controlling a feather was still not a problem!

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