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Hogwarts: The Unscientific Wizard

Andy Collins insists Hogwarts is a cursed school. A centenarian lives in solitude, an elderly cat lady's marriage has broken off, a middle-aged man with a hook nose is heartbroken in love, a half-giant lives in a cramped hut and a glass beauty has a daily hangover. Andy Collins lists them all, and it seems that every single professor at Hogwarts is on the list of bachelors! The entire Faculty! Andy Collins had no great ambitions and just wanted to study 'Magical Magic' in peace. To have a happy life as a Professor at the school after graduation, Andy Collins decided to break the curse and spend seven years of school life solving the personal problems of the professors as a part-time gig. First, let's start with a blind date. PS: Mc only watched 1st Harry Potter Film. === Author: soda bottle cap === *Disclaimer* Other than translation, everything belong to the original creator. If the original creator wants to take it down, pls leave a review below, just found the CN novel and translate it here to increase my vocabulary, English and to earn some coffee change. If you have some extra pocket money, Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Crazy_Cat. This is where I read it- https://www.69shu.pro/book/52880.htm You can support original author in Chinese site.

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Chapter 26 Malfoy: All for justice

Hermione was curious, but she didn't peek at Andy and Malfoy's private letters, after all, that would be considered rude behaviour.

"We're getting ready to file a complaint against Professor Quirrell."

Andy didn't conceal it, "You also think that Professor Quirrell is an unqualified teacher, don't you?"

"I think we should defend our right to learn and never let such a professor waste our precious time."

Hermione's expression was a little torn.

She came from the Muggle world, and in a Muggle world school, an unqualified teacher like Quirrell would never pass the school's interview.

It was just that the young witch was used to honouring her teachers, and she didn't want to complain about a professor if she didn't have to.

"I guess you're right!"

Hermione hesitated for a moment, but finally chose to support Andy's decision, "It's not just for us, but for all the students at Hogwarts!"

That's right.

In this matter, we are occupying the 'greater good'!

Andy picked up his quill and dipped it in the ink, and Hermione sat back, honestly, she was curious as to what Andy and Malfoy would do but didn't really want to peek at the contents of the letter.

Andy wrote:

Draco.

First of all, I want you to keep a level head and not let yourself show your flaws.

Secondly, I must tell you that we are not doing anything bad.

At least in this matter, we are acting justly, and what we are doing is for the benefit of all the students at Hogwarts.

Lastly, I hope that you can get in touch with Senior Malfoy regarding this matter, and seek your Father's advice first.

Then ask Senior Malfoy to look for a qualified Defense Against the Dark Arts professor outside the school in advance, so that we can be prepared for all eventualities.

If Senior Malfoy approves of the matter, you can start by contacting some of the Slytherin students.

Senior students usually have friends from other houses, and you can ask them to secretly make contact.

Remember, when acting, you must never mention anything unfavourable to Headmaster Dumbledore - Headmaster Dumbledore's influence is very strong, and once we speak unfavourably of Headmaster Dumbledore, the students of the other Houses will definitely oppose us.

We will only target Professor Quirrell.

After thinking about it, Andy continued to write:

As for Headmaster Dumbledore...

Once the matter is accomplished, he will naturally be affected as well.

You can first prepare a letter of complaint, and when contacting your classmates, have them sign the letter.

When we have obtained the majority support, you can then hand the letter to your father, who will naturally know what to do afterwards.

As for me...

I don't have that much influence, it's hard to pull this off by myself, and I don't want to make a name for myself at school.

As for the meeting, of course, I'd be happy to meet, but that'll have to wait until this is done.

--Andy Collins.

After writing the letter, Andy passed it on to Malfoy as he had done before.

As for the next step, Andy just needed to wait quietly.

Andy was sure that Malfoy would be happy to handle the matter.

Andy didn't know much about the Malfoys, but he had heard some rumours - after the fall of Voldemort, many pureblood families didn't have a good time.

The previous Minister of Magic has always held Dumbledore in high regard, and this one is even more of Dumbledore's echo.

However, Andy heard Kyle say that those pureblood families had been trying to bribe high officials in the Ministry of Magic.

Even Kyle had received bribes more than once.

In short, there was a good show to follow.

Of course, Andy's purpose wasn't to stir up trouble but to get the school to change the professor of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

Quirrell was not only dangerous, he was also incompetent!

The learning of magic concerned Andy's system, and the system concerned Andy's talent.

Having Quirrell teach Defense Against the Dark Arts is tantamount to the chronic murder of Andy!

Screw him!   

After Malfoy received the paper crane, he immediately couldn't wait to unwrap it and read it.

Just after seeing the first sentence, he immediately adjusted his bearing, he was indeed too excited before.

'That's right, we're not doing something bad, this is a just cause, I'm doing it for the benefit of all the students at Hogwarts.'

'Well said!'

Malfoy nodded as he read the letter.

Once he finished reading the plan Andy wrote, Malfoy immediately felt like he had a clear picture in his mind.

This feeling was just like a confused person suddenly being guided by destiny, and his entire life immediately became much clearer.

'First, I'll ask Father to find a qualified professor, then I'll get a signed complaint letter from all students. And finally, the letter will be delivered to Father!'

'This plan is just perfect!'

Malfoy couldn't help but think, 'If I can pull this off, Father will be able to meddle in the appointment and termination of Professors at Hogwarts. When Dumbledore retires, Father can support Professor Snape to become the Headmaster.'

When that happens, I'll have Professor Snape expel Potter and the disgusting Weasley.

Especially when Andy ended his letter by saying that it would be hard to make this happen with his influence.

This was more than enough to satisfy Malfoy.

He loved doing this.

Malfoy decided to write to his Father about it right after class.

There was not a moment to lose.

Malfoy glanced in Andy's direction, only to find that Andy was mingling with the little muggle witch called Granger.

This isn't good.

Malfoy was a little annoyed.

How could a brilliant wizard like Andy Collins be socializing with a muggle-born witch like Granger?

Malfoy glanced at the young Slytherin witches, should he introduce Collins to one?

At last, the class is over, Andy breathed a sigh of relief.

Walking out of the classroom, Andy took a big breath of the fresh air outside and his whole being came alive.

God knows how on earth Andy had gotten through it.

Smelling the wizard's robe on his body, Andy let out a disgusted 'eek'.

The whole body smelled like garlic.

Andy took out his wand.

"Scourgify!"

The effect of this spell was to clean up some trash according to the caster's wishes.

What the caster thinks is trash, the power of the magic spell can remove all that 'trash'.

However, this spell could not work on living beings.

The magic that could make life disappear is the Vanishing Spell.

It is a high-level Transfiguration spell, and the more complex the disappearing object is, the more difficult the spell will be.

According to the book, the object vanished by the 'Vanishing Spell' would be transfigured into everything.

To put it in scientific terms, it would be transformed into atoms and disappear.

After clearing the unpleasant odour from his body, Andy felt a lot more relaxed as a whole.

"Scourgify!"

Andy waved his wand again and helped the little brown-haired witch clean up the unpleasant odour on her body.

"Thanks!"

Hermione said, "I know that spell too, I just can't do it as skilfully as you can."

"Looks like I need to practice my magic too."

You're welcome, after all, I'm the one who's having a hard time with you smelling bad!

"That's just right, next class is Charms class" Andy cocked his head in a gesture.

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