[Chapter 2: "You Got To Be Joking!"]

Fun Fact: In the Tale The Young Man, which is SCP-106's backstory, the protagonist's name is Lawrence (which can be long-hand for Larry).

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[2005 August 8, Pangaea 3243000000 August 8, Africa Continent, Pangaea, ??? World, SCP Universe]

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[Felix Harp Pov]

We start of this Chapter zooming in what it seems to be a Man with tattered Clothe's hiding behind a Tree with a poorly crafted Wooden Spear.

His Eyeing his new Dinner, Yesterday he almost haven't eaten anything because of those stupid Pixies, Luckily he was able to find some Bowtruckle that lead him to Fruits he was thankful to those Bowtruckle but he doesn't feel right eating their Food supplies so he is trying to hunt.

<Felix: Those Blue ꜰᴜᴄᴋ'ꜱ better run, Because i'm gonna kill them on spot!>

Luckily he found a Group of Pheasant's in the middle of the jungle, So here we are.

Felix then licked his Lips and ready his Spear. He then trew it, Hitting a Pheasant on spot, That made Felix excited and quickly pulled out his Poorly crafted Stone Knife and slash the half Dead Pheasant and another one that isn't fast enough to run.

Felix: "ꜰᴜᴄᴋ YEAH!!! DOUBLE KILL! FAR CRY FOR THE WIN!"

While Felix was celebrating he hadn't noticed that someone is Eyeing him. To be precise his Shiny Marble's.

(Harvey: I wonder who's that?)

Felix: "Hmm? What's this?"

Felix then saw 2 Mysterious Fruit one is a completely Grey Apple and the other is a Round Orange Fruit, Composed of many Flame-Shaped components with swirl patterns on each one, and has a swirled stem on the top.

Felix was hungry at this point and decided to grab the Grey Apple and took a huge bite out of it.

After instantly eating it he then paused... And then.

Felix: "PWAH! What the ꜰᴜᴄᴋ is this? Am i eating Rubber or what?"

Before Felix could continue cursing at how bad the Apple Tasted the System voice rang in his Head.

[Ding!]

[The Host has eaten an Devil Fruit...]

[New Awakened Skill unlocked Nuru Nuru no Mi...]

Hearing this Felix went wide Eyed and looked at the Devil Fruit in his Hand's.

<Felix: I've eaten a what?>

[Removing Side Effect...]

Hearing the System Felix went wide Eyed again and tried stopping the System.

Felix: "W-WAIT! WHAT! HOLY ꜱʜɪᴛ! ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ DON'T!"

But Felix begging was in vain hearing the next words of the System.

[Succesfull Remove Devil Fruit Side Effect...]

Felix knee weakened and slumped to the Floor he was about to scream at the Japanese's but he heard the System's next words.

[Host now won't be weakened from any Water and be able to Swim again...]

Felix: "... That was a ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ Emotional Train... ꜰᴜᴄᴋ you system... ꜰᴜᴄᴋ you."

Felix then breathed a sigh of relief and then he feel on his Back landing on the soft Grass, Looking at the Sun at the process.

Felix: "It's quite weird... It's usually 6:00PM when the Sun Set and its already what i belive 7:00PM judging from the Direction of the Sun is taking... That means i'm not in Britain..."

*Sigh*

Felix then quickly stand up remembering something.

Felix: "System can you store things?"

Felix waited for the System to respond but the respond never came.

Felix: "..."

<Felix: Perhaps if i said 'Open Inventory' would it work?>

[Ding!]

[Opening Inventory.]

[] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] []

[Host can store up to 20 Item's in Total.]

Felix just flipped the screen off with a Middle Finger.

Felix: "ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ꜰᴜᴄᴋTASTIC! WHY THE ꜰᴜᴄᴋ DIDN'T YOU TOLD ME THAT'S POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

Felix then waited for the System's response but once again it never came.

Felix: "ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ system... Why didn't i thought of this in the first place anyways?! One of the greatest Youtuber's yet can't even remember one of the must basic thing's... I hate this."

Felix then looked at the 2 Dead Pheasant and took a deep breathe and ordered the System to store it in his Inventory.

Felix: "Alright System Store those Dead Pheasant or Chicken wannabe in the Inventory."

[Note: Host can only Store Dead Creature's and Non-Living Creature's by touching them.]

This word's from the System made Felix felt dumb and he face palmed himself.

Felix: "My goodness. What an idea why didn't i think of that?!"

Felix then approached the 2 Dead Pheasant and kneeled infront of them and touching them using his Hands.

(Harvey: That... Felix i don't think they are 16 or 18 yet...)

<Felix: Now what?! Meh ꜰᴜᴄᴋ it 'Store'>

When Felix said those Word's the 2 Dead Pheasant disappeared.

Felix: "Well that's badass..."

Felix then stand up and remembered about the other Devil Fruit, And decided to check it out.

But what Felix didn't expect was...

Felix: "You got to be joking!"

What Felix saw infront of him is a Grey Beaver eating his Devil Fruit.

Felix: "What the ꜰᴜᴄᴋ!"

Something is rising under the Grey Beaver.

Felix: "System? Is that a Devil Fruit aswell? What Fruit is that?"

[Ding!]

[Scanning Devil Fruit...]

[Scanning Complete! The Devil Fruit is Mera Mera no Mi...]

Felix: "Ohhhh dear GOD!"

An Prehistoric intelligent Beaver and a Devil Fruit combined doesn't seem to be a smart idea... Don't you think?

[❤️To Be Continued❤️]

* I watched hundreds of SCP Video's and i find some Stories to be sad... Like SCP 3017 for example. I will focused more on the neglected SCP what i meant by neglected is less known but that would be like in Chapter 10 or something. Actually what i liked in the SCP Universe is that it's infinite there's Thousands of SCP out their im quite shocked why there's no SCP FanFic out their, Common really i mean trow Logic out the Window and just pick 1 SCP and pick you're own Timeline. So if you're starting to write an FanFic i suggest trying writing an SCP one trust me it's fun you can try making an Zombie Apocalypse where certain SCP's don't exist or Genderbend them... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)

* The first 6 Chapter's i think would be slow because Felix need time to adjust to his surroundings don't worry this SCP FanFic would focused in Capturing or Teaching some SCP's take for example SCP 2241 Cameron, Cameron story is a tragic one he has an abusive Parent's or neglective Parent's from what i heard, Alright one more example SCP 4793 Stele his stories ending is bittersweet when i read it i cried a little manly tears of course more than SCP 3017 i think but let's stop talking about me crying what i'm trying to say is this Book is a Wish Fulfilment i will change Characters Stories and for example i will try making Felix more like me how would i react etc, But i'm not British btw i'm Filipino. And both of my Parent's are very well alive just seperated... Since i was born actually my Father fi- You know what? I'm getting personal nevermind.

-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)

* If you don't know what SCP is then get the ꜰᴜᴄᴋ out and go watch Detective Void, Dr Rubber or SCP Animated Tales From The Foundation think of those Video's as introduction tapes you'll need it if you continue reading my FanFic now go shoo shoo.

-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)

* I've research the Pangaea continent to historically accurately know Felix's World. Pangaea Continent was known as Earth's Original Apperance i belive.

-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)

* Felix will name the World Pangaea, Pangaea is actually Earth's original name i belive, Plus this Pangaea has mix Magical Creatures like for example Harry Potter Bowtruckle and Pixies there's more by the way. But no SCP's like SCP 1000 that's a whole race that's known to live before Humans in the SCP Universe.

-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)

* Nuru Nuru no Mi means Null in Japanese

-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)

* I think i won't be able to upload everyday... I mean my Mom vs Grandma and Uncle war is going here right now and me and my Little Brother is in the middle... So don't be mad when i don't update, Because i'm not getting paid tad ꜱʜɪᴛ.

-𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘃𝗲𝘆 (𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿)

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Words: 1328 Words

Writen: March 16 2022

Posted: March 17 2022