Morning

{Quest Completed -Get Laid}

{Objective: Have s*x with a female whose blood you drank}

{Time Left: 00:00:52/02:00:00}

{Completion Rating: Calculated Based on possibilities - SSS-}

{Reward: Skill points x3, Exp x300, System function-Exp Bar}

{Failure: You weren't stupid, though you were really close... }

{Congratulations-You had sex for the first time with high-level magical-mortal: Katherine Beckett}

{Reward- Class-Marksman+2 levels, New Class-Swordsman)

{

Name: Barney Stinson

Level:3

exp: 0/300

Species: Vampire

Class:

Magician (lvl 8)

Scholar (lvl 9)

Marksman (lvl 6)

SeductionMaster(lvl 5)

(new)Swordsman (lvl 0)

Abnormal Status: None

Talents: Master of Seduction (Silver), Photographic (Divine),(new)Tracking (Iron)

Active Skills:

Blood Sucking (lvl 2), Melanin control (lvl 0), Hypnosis (lvl 0),Appraisal (Gold)(lvl 0), Vampirization (lvl max)

Passive Skills:

Super Regeneration (lvl 1), Mind Resistance (lvl 1)

Blood Points: 1442/1442

Equipment: Daylight Ring(silver), Black Suit(-)

}

"Awesome!" Sitting in the corner of the room in his apartment, Barney finished his glass of wine while reading the new tabs that showed on the system. Looking at the new class he couldn't help but smile, he always wanted a Katana...

Glancing at the sleeping Kate and the empty apartment that was still undergoing renovations, since he just moved in a week ago. Barney, now a Vampire, was wondering what he should do. Vampires didn't need sleep after all.

Looking at his watch, the hour hand pointed at two. too late to go to a Bar or club and way too early to go for coffee. And his was literally to just sign random papers, something he did once a week, twice tops.

Thinking for a second, Barney picked up his phone, than he dialed a number. A caller id show on the screen. 'Guy the guy guy.'

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When Kate open her eyes it was already morning she lied naked on a king sized bed alone, Barney was nowhere to be seen. Sitting herself, Kate Looked around the room. It was fairly simple, light gray colored walls, a TV was hanged on the wall and a small leather reading chair stood at the corner.

The floor was a dark wood parquet and by the bed there were two night stands. There was no closet in the room, only a single door that remained open and led to a bathroom. 

Standing up, she found her cloths were laid on the reading chair, only her bra was not their, thinking for only a moment, she flushed slightly red as she recalled how she left it in the alley.

Dressing up, Kate walked towards the living room, only she suddenly stopped on her steps, standing in front of her was a totally different room from the one she saw last night.

She could swear that when she first entered, it was empty and there were almost no furniture, only one small table and a bucket of paint that laid in the far corner of the room, the walls were also part white part gray. Meaning the place was clearly undergoing renovations. 

Only now, the whole room was already painted gray, a modern leather couch stood in the middle of the room its back leaning against a black ebony cabinet that upon which stood a meter long katana. 

The small table that stood in the middle of the room was replace with another one, and at the corner, near the far wall, where the paint bucket stood before, was a wing piano with its wing opened. 

Looking out of the window, making sure she was in the same apartment. She froze as what she saw was the view if a wrecked city going in flame, with explosions going of at the distance. She was about to pinch herself to see if she was still dreaming when suddenly the door opened.

" Good Morning." Barney, who entered the apartment with what seemed like a white log carried on his shoulder, greeted Kate who was staring out of the window with frozen.

"Are you ok?" he asked, but no answer came, giving her another glance he suddenly started laughing, nearly falling to the floor. Moving towards the wall and pressing on a button, the view suddenly changed, again showing the new-york skyline.

Kate, looking at the window dumbfounded finally noticed him her face turning red like a tomato seemingly demanding an explanation.

"You see, I don't seem to need any sleep anymore, so I got really bored while you were taking your little nap. I needed to fix the place anyway so ijust handled it." Barney, still smirking, put down the 'log' of his shoulder, placing the storm trooper at the corner of the room, right near the window.

Taking a deep breath to calm herself down, Kate gave another look at the window before she turned to Barney

"Where did you find these stuff late at Saturday night? And workers to place those things? and how did you even bring the piano inside?..." She started raining questions on him, one after the other.Regarding the changes in the room, from the furniture to the walls and she kept adding more and more as she scanned the statues and the kitchen and vases that all showed while she was asleep.

"-And where did you get that storm trooper?!" she was finally done and was now breathing heavily, looking at Barney, expecting answers.

Only Barney, simply went to the kitchen and poured himself a cup of coffee before saying "I know a guy." And didn't give her a second glance. 

Kate looked at him, dumbfounded, she seemed to want to beat him up. Only she remembered how strong he was, and additionally she wasn't really at the peak of her strength, the night before Totally drained her. She was about to start a fight, when suddenly, her phone rang.

"Yes." she said, answering the phone, the person on the other line gave her a location "I will be right there." and she hanged the phone. Looking at Barney for a moment, kate gave him another dissatisfied glance before she turned to the door. 

She was about to just leave when she suddenly remembered something...

"can you give me a ride?" she left her car back at the precinct yesterday and she had to get as fast as possible to queens, which is an hour drive. She didn't know what was the case but it is often important to get to the crime scene as fast as possible. 

"Fine." Barney, thinking for a moment, finally agreed. he was still angry at Ted over calling that blazer he wore a suit, and he didn't really want to look at his face. "But you will owe me one." he added finally, not caring at all how petty this made him sound.

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An hour drive and a thifthteen minutes coffee break later, Barney now parked his BMW in front of a house that was totally surrounded by cops. Getting out, Beckett rushed walked inside, meanwhile Barney just looked a the house with interest. 

He could smell the scent of blood coming from inside clearly though for some reason, the smell was very attractive to him, if the scent of Kate's blood was that of freshly picked berries, than the smell coming from inside was more like a fish, a rotten one too. 

His curiosity picked, Barney followed Kate, only to be stopped by a cop at the entrance.

"ID." He said with clear boredom. Barney though, thinking it was the perfect opportunity, just smiled at the man and activated his hypnosis skill, nodding at him he just passed by him, not even saying a word.

The cop left behind scratched his head twice before shrugging his shoulders, getting back to staring at the air, a bored expression stuck on his face.

Walking inside, Barney followed the main trail of fishy smell leading him to a room on the second floor, there, on the bed, was an middle aged obese man whose chest was bleeding. He wasn't dressed though luckily he was covered by a blanket from the waist down. Next to the man, crouching, a balding man was taking samples. 

"You got a time of death?" Kate standing behind the crouching man, asked while looking at the body. 

"By body temperature I would say he died about eight hours, I don't see any signs of toxins but I would I Would tell tell you more after preforming the autopsy." he said while standing up. "Take him to the car."

After he left, four guys moved the body onto a stretcher and started carrying it downstairs. Barney, standing in the room, observed the crime scene with a keen interest. Smelling the air, a grin rose to his face.

Meanwhile, Kate and another person were searching for clues between the sheets, under the bed and inside the drawers nearby. 

"You wouldn't find anything here. Check the air vent up there." Barney, standing being Kate, smiled and pointed at an air vent that was mostly hidden behind a big closet that almost reached the ceiling only picking a bit from above.

Kate turned to Barney with a stern look, "What are you doing here? This is a crime scene, not a playground."

"Just entertain me." he only gave her a confident smile, but it looked more condescending.

Kate sighed at Barneys behavior but she still motioned for the forensic team to check the air vent as Barney suggested. As the team moved the closet away, revealing the hidden air vent. Finding it loose. One of the examiners removed the vent cover, standing on the tips of his fingers, he reached into the vent and pulled out a small, concealed object wrapped in a cloth.

Opening the cloth, he revealed a kitchen knife, 18 cm' in length. Kate only gave Barney a shocked look but she soon remembered what he was. A little annoyed by his constant smirk, she only gave him a quick "thanks" before she left the room going down the stairs.

Than, she left the house, looking a little sulky. Barney just looked at her before he also left, only he didn't go to interview the neighbors, he just went into his car and drove away.

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Hope you enjoyed the chapter, please VOTE and give me POWER STONES if you did. 

My date got canceled so I had some free time... 

Next chapter will be no earlier than Sunday I'm taking a break on the weekend. Also probably gonna be a time skip, I haven't decided yet. 

If you want you can give a try to my other fanfic:

HP:Lost Legacies of Magic

you are welcomed to try and read it, though it's a totally different vibe.

BTW, IMPORTANT NOTICE, for those who chose to skip the smut, Barney the vampire while still himself with stupid jokes, weird rules and all, will be a more refined version. while still Barney, he would not be the Porn lover or asshole who only dates a girl once. Sure he might do some of those things, but only at the beginning, he will grow out of it. 

I love Barney's character and find it hilarious, but only as a TV concept, in RL those kind of things simply don't work. Not to mention some of his rules in the show are among the stupidest things I have ever heard. I just can't think of women in such a diminishing stupid way. 

I CAN'T AND WON'T see women as objects, not even for the sake of the story, so if someone's got a problem with Barney's change of character, deal with it, I really don't care.