THAT GIRL IS A KLEPTOMANIAC (FILIPINO)

GENRE: HUMOR

Namimili ako ng condom ngayon. It's very hard to choose which flavor should I buy for my friend's birthday.

So, i just bought the three available flavors.

I walked towards the milk section when I noticed a high school girl stealing something. She abruptly hid it in her hoodie and look side by side to see if someone's looking.

Mabuti nalang at nakatago ako.

I followed her outside the store and just left the condoms. Kailangan kong mahuli ang babaeng yun.

Sinundan ko sya hanggang sa kanto.

"Hoy, ibalik mo yung ninakaw mo!" I muttered as I held her arms firmly.

Nanlaki ang mata niya.

"W-wala akong ninakaw," she denied.

"Huwag ka nang magmaang-maangan pa o isusumbong kita sa pulis!" I threatened her.

Issue ko talaga ang mga magnanakaw that's why ganito ako. I hate thieves.

Mabuti nalang at madilim ngayon kaya hindi makikita ng mga tao ang ginagawa namin.

"W-wala nga akong kinuha!" Todo tanggi niya.

I forced her to take off her hoodie at todo pumiglas siya and something fell.

It was a condom!

"S-sorry na Kuya. Kleptomaniac po ako kaya ako ganito," after she confessed she cried.

Naawa naman ako kaya ibinigay ko nalang ang condom sa kanya pabalik.

"Go, and tell your parents to take you to a psychiatrist para mapagamutan ka," taboy ko.

Lumiwanag naman ang mukha niya.

"Aanhin mo yan?" Tanong ko sa kanya.

"Ahhh, ito? Gagawin ko lang balloon hehe." ^=^

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