Ugh, my body hurts… that bastard cheated with his bs fucking powers was his father sonic the fucking hedgehog
2 minutes of bandaging later...
Alright time to look around... where the fuck did I fucking arrived in… oh, no fucking way. I noticed a block in the sky and my M60 stuck on top of yellow floating brick, and that's how I knew it was the Super Mario Bros. I did a "YAHOO" Mario jump and hit the yellow brick, my gun and a mushroom dropped below. It had eyes, not realistic ones, but dot eyes. You know, since I was a kid, I wanted to do this and sing my favorite Mario theme so I did it with a smile of course
Naoto: "We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's our game, we're not like the others who get all the fame!"
I heard a voice after that.
???: "If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double!"
Naoto: "We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the Brothers, uh!"
We both sang.
"H-hooked on the brothers".
"Gimme gimme, gimme gimme!"
"Yo, you're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat!"
"Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats!"
"You'll meet Koopa, the Troopas, the Princess, and the others,"
"Hangin' with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the brothers!"
"To the bridge!"
"Uh, uh!"
"I said-a h-h-h-h-hooked on the brothers!"
"The brothers!"
"The brothers!"
I (finally) realized someone was singing with me then I looked behind an-
"AH!"