I Died a f*cking virgin

Zuko, it's funny to see you here! And with whom are you with? This is "imari," my girlfriend.

HUH!! GIRLFRIEND, WHA? WHEN? HOW?, Will I ever find a girlfriend or have a female want me? Will I Pass Away a Virgin

"NO! NO! NO! , I don't have a girl, not because she doesn't want me, YESS! THAT'S FOR SURE! Not because no one wants me, but rather because I don't want them, is why I'm alone "claims Kuro

Wait, wait, wait—does not wanting a girl make me gay? asks Kuro.

,"!Kuro!" What's wrong" Kuro was brought back to reality by Zuko, who yelled, "Ohh sorry, I just lost track of time. I'm glad you've found someone."

So Kuro, what brings you here? ""Nothing much," says Zuko, "I just thought I'll go try some food outside for a change." Oh, that's nice, Zuko said. "Sorry, but I've got to go; my girlfriend and I are hungry," he added. Zukko, bye! Kuro exclaimed.

'PHEW!! Good thing I restrained myself from crying because it would have only added to my negative reputation as a solitary person "stated Kuro.

"A man sprinting exclaims, "Get out of my way! What was his issue? He has a gun, and where is he going? (When Kuro looks behind him, he notices that Zuko is in his path.) BUT WAIT!! STOP! I'm running over there to prevent Zuko from getting into trouble "said Kuro.

Kuro groaned with effort, "I finally caught up to him." HEYY!! STOP, YOU THERE!

" WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU AIMING THAT "The man then proceeds to draw his rifle," "SURE HOPE IT'S NOT ME! I doubt you'll shoot me; you won't because you're a foolish, frail person who carries a gun and believes they are God. Get out of here right away or you'll get hurt. Kuro said

As soon as Kuro hears the bang of a gunshot, he turns to look at his chest and notices that it is bleeding. He then collapses to the ground.

WHA!!! What is this blood? I assume it is mine. I'm bleeding, but why? Oh, that guy shot me. It hurts so bad, but there is nothing I can do. I finished school, I don't have a girlfriend, I hardly ever speak to people I know, I hardly ever go outside, am I going to die? I suppose so. But why? What did I do? Or rather, what have I done in this life of mine? "claims Kuro

Kuro added, "AND THE WORST THING OF ALL, I'M STILL A VIRGIN."

"What the H*LL are you going to call me, am I simply a failure? For the first time, I genuinely only wanted to try something in a restaurant, however, GODDAMIT, I suppose fate has other plans.

I'm Kuro, a 5'7" guy with hardly any friends. My red hair is very long, and I think I'm pretty handsome, but I guess no girls think so. I'm from Tokyo, Japan. Overall, it appears that my presence has kept girls away from me. Kuro reflects about his life.

I HATE EVERYTHING, why didn't he die, he probably wasn't a virgin, he looked older than me! Screw fate!" Kuro, crying, says

"KURO, KURO, KURO!" Kuro hears Zuko's voice in the distance. Please don't perish; my girlfriend and I were flirting when we heard a gunshot, so we came to investigate. When we arrived, we saw you here, bleeding on the floor.

"HUH!! If you are not a virgin, then f*ck you!" Kuro suddenly had a low surge of energy to ask, "Why are you here?" Do you not realize that receiving sympathy from a non-virgin is the worst feeling for a virgin? "Kuro claims

Do you not understand my pain? I thought we were friends. My distress? You even had the nerve to mention flirting with your girlfriend while ME, a virgin, is at death's door, kuro says. I thought it was bros before hoes.

SHAME!!

SHAMELESS OF YOU! Kuro claims

"Zuko, come here! Kuro adds, "I'm going to give you one more bit of life advise.

Take care of your partner, don't rely too heavily on others, don't put too much faith in them, and don't eat only at restaurants.

As he exhaled his last breath, Kuro exclaimed, "IT WAS GREAT KNOWING YOU.