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Greater Than Gods: Chojusen Akimichi [Complete: I'm On The Job Editting~ This Is What I'm Suppose To Write, Right?]

Naruto, but Naruto isn't the MC, Its Choji's twin brother that has a system. As much as I wish for Chojusen to be a space-trotting gopnik, we probably won’t ever see that come to fruition. This is the closest I can come to photoshopping an image that resembles Chojusen. He’s supposed to have parted hair like a comb-over. But, aside from that, the image is pretty much ok. Sources for the novel cover (I Photoshopped the images together, but this is where I got them before it was edited~): http://www.kinyu-z.net/WDF-1566448.html https://www.deviantart.com/torivic/art/Gopnik-Slav-Ishida-734359751 https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/6c/01/f16c015d6865695689833f76f70be901.jpg http://ninrp.wikia.com/wiki/Akimichi_Clan

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New Identity

The next morning, Chojusen woke up to the sound of something strange indeed. There appeared to be a digital clock projecting the image of a cute little girl yelling in an obviously forced tsundere voice. The clock repeated "WAKE UP! WAKE UP! IF YOU DON'T WAKE UP I'M GOING TO K-KISS YOU."

Chojusen was a bit more than just confused. First of all in who's bedroom did he wake up in and how could he make that god awful noise stop. He didn't have much time to figure out what happened as a woman opened his room and look at him with intense disappointment. The woman said "Issei Hyoudou! How many times am I going to have to wake you up for school before you start acting like a man of your age?"

"Huh? Issei Hyoudou?" Chojusen was caught off guard, and he hadn't yet thought of how to go about living as someone else.

Issei's mom was a bit worried now. Seeing her son say his name as if he had never heard of it, was a bit off even for his character. She said "Issei, are you alright. Come one now, you have to get ready for school before you're late again."

"Sorry miss, I seemed to have lost my memories..."

Now Issei's mom was starting to sweat bullets. Even though she knew her son was a lecherous deviant, she still cared for him a lot, and wouldn't want anything bad to happen to him. Being called "miss" by her son confirmed that this was a serious problem as Issei would never commit a prank as terrible as pretending to no know his parents. What made her believe that her son was ill even more, was the fact that he called her miss, and not mom; such "formal" behavior was completely out of place for Issei.

Issei's mom ran down the stairs to go get her husband and decided tell him about their son's condition before taking him to the hospital to get him evaluated. As the two worried parents discussed their son's situation, Chojusen was inspecting himself and the new world.

As he checked out his body he was surprised. This Issei fellow that he had unintentionally been forced into was the closest person he had ever seen resemble him; it was like the situation with Guy and Lee. Apart from having a terribly average physique and a different hairstyle, Chojusen's true body and Issei could be considered doppelgangers.

Having inspected his body with a mirror, Chojusen called his Status to see what the new world's system looked like. He also asked the system to give him to new power level structure. To his delight the system told him that because he was already part of a faction he could have access to all the power levels up to the previous cap of Immortal Rank.

[Status~

Name: Chojusen Akimichi/Issei Hyoudou

Level: Low Rank Devil

Race: Mostly Human, Part Fiendgod, Part Devil, Part Dragon

Age: 17 Years

Power: 10

Magic: 1

Shop Points: 11,150,070

Passive Skills

Cooking (Grandmaster | 68/100), Staff Mastery (Grandmaster | 92/100), Dual Cultivation (Master | 5/100), Teaching (Grandmaster | 95/100)

(SEALED)

Chakra/Energy Manipulation, Body Refining, …

(NEW)

Demonic Energy Manipulation (Rank D | 0/100): The most basic level of competency for controlling demonic energy. As proficiency increase, so too does the loss of energy from executing demonic-energy-based techniques.

Boosted Gear (Rank D | 0/100): A Longinus Sacred Gear also known as the Red Dragon Emperor's Gauntlet. Has a myriad of abilities that can potentially allow the user to kill gods. Current Effect: Collects "boosts" that double to user's power every ten seconds until the user's body either calls for Explosion or the boosts surpass what the user's body can withstand. Host's current body can at most withstand a single boost.

Promotion (NO RANK): Allows the user to take on the characteristics of any other Evil Piece while in enemy territory. Queen triples both power and magic, Rook doubles power, Knight doubles speed, Bishop doubles magic.

Power Structure:

Low Class Devil | 1 - 99 stats

Mid Class Devil | 100 - 9,999 stats

High Class Devil | 10,000 - 249,999 stats

Ultimate Class Devil | 250,000 - 999,999 stats

King Class Devil | 1 Million - 9 Million

Emperor Class Devil | 10 Million - 999 Million stats

Satan Class Devil/ Demi-Immortal | 1 Billion - 99 Billion

Super Class Devil/ Immortal | 100 Billion - 999 Billion]

"What on earth? System… what are all these ridiculous things?"

[Huh? Whatever do you mean?] The system was trying to play dumb.

"Part Devil and Demonic Energy I understand… but what the hell is this part Dragon, Promotion, and Boosted Gear nonsense."

[What's what you got from that kid you "accidentally" killed. You should thank him for such a wonderful gift. You know what? How about I make it a side mission~

Mission: Show your gratitude to Issei Hyoudou who so graciously gave you a divine artifact. Rewards: Depends on what you do~]

"Very funny..." Chojusen was about to verbally smackdown the system, but his parents intruded into his room. Both of them had worried faces and started to ask Chojusen a bunch of questions. Chojusen answered truthfully as he really had no clue what the "correct" answers to all the questions were, and he was taken to a hospital.

The doctors were baffled with his case as he had a "special" form of amnesia. He knew who to communicate, effectively and fluently, but certain things like cars and the internet were foreign to him. Even the concepts of the hierarchy of the government and even schools was unknown to Chojusen. The doctors had never seen a case as strange as his, but they determined that other than his amnesia, he was perfectly fine.

They gave him a notice to present at school the next day and told his parent to just teach him about his past self to try and jog his memories. When Chojusen arrived at his new home, his parents were ill at ease with trying to jog his memories. They didn't want him to return to his lecherous personality, but that was who he was before this incident. There was a lot of teeth grinding as Chojusen watched his new parent's try their best to describe Issei's personality.

Chojusen was very disturbed and even a little impressed with Issei's perverse nature; he had never seen or heard of someone as passionate as Issei was towards girls… Of course, now that he had taken over, he would certainly not act like a horny demon. Chojusen already had three wife back in his home universe and was never really one to desperately crave carnal desires.

He told his parents that he was sorry for his past behavior and that he would try to change for the better. His parents were floored at his proclamation. Was this really their son? The worthless son who almost lost his mind studying just to get into Kuoh Academy, which had recently went from girls-only to co-ed?

After improving his new parent's mood a bit, Chojusen started asking question that most people would consider common knowledge. He asked about all the odd new pieces of technology had had seen. Things like cars, trains, street lights, the internet, television, and even the medical tools that were used to examine him at the hospital were explained to him by his parents.

With all this new knowledge and a ton of time to spare, Chojusen went to his new room and started to check the internet for all the information he might need as a student going on his second year of high school.

For the next couple hours Chojusen spend his time mostly studying history and science. The mathematics that he had learned back in the Ninja Academy were more than sufficient for his current level of education. Still, there wasn't enough time to learn everything he needed to know if he wanted to blend in at school tomorrow. But with his doctor's note, the teachers would probably not be too hard on him.

Chojusen currently lost access to his Yang Rebirth skill, so he needed to go to sleep if he didn't want to have a bad time tomorrow. Before going to sleep through, Chojusen tried to move the demonic energy in his body. Even though he hadn't done anything today, training-wise, he could feel that the powers in his body were increasing.

Messing with the demonic energy in his body brought good results. Chojusen could simulate the effects of body refinement with his demonic energy, but because he had so little energy, it would dissipate before his body could revolve the energy across his entire body. This was another change Chojusen found; there were no chakra points in his new body. If he were a novice he would have revolved his energy haphazardly, but as someone who had trained to the Immortal Rank before, Chojusen had the best channeling route memorized.

Chojusen revolved his energy across his body and waited for his energy to recover ten or so times before his body couldn't take the exhaustion anymore and he went to sleep.

Thinking about revising the past energy stat to Chakra while in Naruto, magic while in Dxd, Ki if he goes to DBZ and so on… and I guess speed is irrelevant right, since it is based on power (of legs)?

Do you prefer the new skill display or the old one? And should a separate forms from skills (Sage Modes and Boosted Gear forms separated from skills)

There may or may not be a chapter tomorrow as I have an exam~

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