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Villain: My Wish, The Enemy Gets Doubled (Complete Translation)

Funniest novel I have ever read, give it a try. ... Lin Beifan traversed a world made up of countless urban web novels and became a minor antagonist. He gained access to a wishing system, allowing him to make one wish every day. Utilizing the system's abilities, along with his own clever tactics, he managed to outwit and defeat all the protagonists, throwing the storylines into chaos. As a result, the cosmic order sought to reset the narrative and cursed Lin Beifan: any wish he made would be granted in double measure to his enemies! Lin Beifan chuckled, "Is that all?" "I wish to maintain my body temperature at 36.8 degrees Celsius!" The first protagonist's brain overheated to 73.6 degrees and perished. "I wish to get a full 12 hours of sleep every day!" The second protagonist fell into a vegetative state and perished. "I wish to be smothered to death by a woman weighing 120 pounds!" The third protagonist was flattened by a woman weighing 240 pounds and perished. And so, the narrative was thrown into chaos once again! ... 1Chap/day on Webnovel 2Chap/day on Patreon Patreon: patreon.com/ScumbagGuy ... Full Disclaimer: I am only translating this novel The author is: 清蒸

Penculik yang memikat

Kehidupan yang penuh dengan lika-liku seolah menjadi awal yang buruk bagi Ansel Brady Liam. Setelah kehilangan semua hartanya karena tertipu oleh wanita yang memang ingin membalaskan dendam kepadanya, kini dia harus menghadapi sebuah takdir buruk kembali. Diculik sampai San Fransisco, USA. Bayangkan bagaimana nasibnya saat itu. Menjadi orang asing yang dikelilingi oleh kejahatan dan satu hal yang sulit dipercaya, dia akan dijadikan seorang pelacur pria dalam sebuah bar. "Tubuhmu adalah sumber kekayaanku," ujar Rawnie Allesandra, dalang dari penculikan semua ini. Ansel sudah terjebak pada situasi yang membahayakannya. Wanita bernama Rawnie ini tidak mudah untuk dikalahkan. Lalu bagaimana kelanjutan hidup Ansel dibawah naungan Rawnie?

Redemption

A tale of trials An account of love A record of patience A parable of strength A fable of deceit A journey of self-discovery An epic of recovery A story of obligations A voyage of changing relations A saga of reality An anecdote of me and you "And what if I was broken beyond repair?", while her face expressed as much as nothing, her eyes were unfolding whirlwinds of scathing emotions. Tales of tribulations. Her story was far from fairytales. Tested and trialed throughout the years, Hayat Ahmad had been steeled and rugged on the edges. She met her challenges head-on, fought every battle with vigour. Her people were the essence of her soul, her focal point of survival. She strived to conquer. She was out to win the world. It took one cruel blow from fate to render her crippled with pain. She lost her desire to thrive, to bubble with life. Betrayal sucked the zeal out of Hayat's veins. Her eyes lost their shine. Would she ever revive? Would she be back to slap life in the face again? Destiny had mysterious ways. All her life, the entity that she had been avoiding like a plague, would be her healing. Her salvation. She would be redeemed.

Love over wealth

Into The Woods

Darcy Valentine always thought that magic was just something that existed in fairytales, there were no such things as werewolves, wizards or mythical creatures. Yet, these exact terms would become her new reality after she accidentally enters the Wizarding World. She was saved by a certain Slytherin headboy, who never in his entire life thought to save a muggleborn's life! Yet, he finds himself having a weak spot from the very first moment of meeting Darcy on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Soon Darcy will realise that she's far from the ordinary girl she thought she was, but she knows she can beat whatever crosses her path! Darcy managed to get through the Forbidden Forest and lives to tell her story! She escaped dangerous creatures and dodged the most ominous things lurking within the shadows. There can't be anything worse than that. Or so she thought... **All characters of the Harry Potter series belong to the one and only J.K Rowling, credits to her!**

Reincarnation into magical world as serpent (snake). //Hunting to become world strongest demon Lord.

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Fantasy World VS Cultivation World

The fantasy world Tiana was caught in the path of domination of the Celestial Dao World's current Immortal Emperor. By the imperial edict of the Immortal Emperor, Tiana is invaded. Wars, slavery, famine and death were hellishly unleashed upon the world in the wake of his army of daoists. Seeing this heavy plight, the goddess Tales seeks the aid her champions across her world to assemble them in unity and counter the invaders who seeks to ravage her world, as well as to tackle the Immortal Emperor of the Celestial Dao World. But one of her champions seem to have other things in mind... "Tales, remember back then when you said that if we defeat the Demon King whom he had almost slaughtered this world's humanity, we could then go back home to our world, right?" "Indeed." "Right, we defeated him and I made him my good butler. So, can we go home?" "That is impossible at the moment. Today, Tiana needs her champions to deter the impending crisis of the invading forces. Thus, take arms and prepare. I shall send my notice to the world that the champions will assemble to rise against this disaster." "Sigh*... Tales, you know, I have been waiting to say this for more than five-hundred years ever since you never bothered to appear again. Now, that you're here before me, I can't contain it any longer. I just have to say it from the bottom of my heart!" "What is it that you wish to declare?" "Go f**k yourself!" And thus, the wisest of the champions walks his path between two worlds.

Ansell & Dyra

大国柱石

君子藏器于身，待时而动。 诚以此书献给所有职校毕业生及打工的朋友们！ 写众生沉浮，观人生百态。 万千凡人，如一柱一石，同心共助中国梦！

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A people of royalty, lost in new lands , escaping their Nemesis.

The Enduring

how it's supposed to be

los otros yo.

un chico el cual pierde la memoria acaba viajando a otro mundo para cumplir una promesa hecha hace mucho mucho tiempo y poder volver a ser aquel chico que alguna vez fue feliz

The Path of Ascendant Guardians

In the enchanting world of "The Path of Ascendant Guardians," adventure beckons as mystical energies and ancient martial arts intertwine with elemental magic. Within this captivating tale, two young heroes, Li Wei and Cheng Ming, discover their extraordinary abilities, setting them on a path that transcends ordinary existence. As they train under the wise guidance of Master Yun, a prophecy unfolds, revealing their destinies as the chosen ones who must prevent a looming catastrophe. Yet, their journey is not without trials, including a fierce rivalry that must be overcome. Together, they uncover the hidden Scroll of Ascendance, a relic that holds the key to harnessing the very elements that shape their world. As dark forces rise, Li Wei and Cheng Ming must unite, combining their elemental powers in an epic battle against a malevolent sorcerer, Xian Shen. In the ultimate showdown atop the Jade Mountain, they tap into the full potential of their powers, fulfilling the prophecy and restoring harmony to their world. Li Wei ascends to become a guardian of the elements, while Cheng Ming assumes the role of protector of their village. "The Path of Ascendant Guardians" is a thrilling web novel that delves into the bonds of friendship, the significance of destiny, and the boundless potential residing within us all. Join them on their epic journey, where adventure and magic intertwine, and the enduring power of camaraderie prevails against all odds. [Note:This will be a short story and will be continued if demanded]

The Cursed Eye of Lin Ka-r

Edmund together with his two siblings, traveled into a mythical and magical land packed with creatures that he can only imagine to be seen. The main reason? They needed to help the girl named Lin Ka-r to embark on an adventure in which can reveal their deepest secrets, will learn the truth about their identities and even find love in this era. Will you join them?

The Anarchy And Child

Undead-Net

Kaiden, un estudiante universitario, vive un día aparentemente normal hasta que un evento caótico transforma la realidad. El caos se desata, y una multitud de personas se convierte en violentos zombis. Mientras el tiempo pasa, observa cómo la sociedad colapsa y comienza la lucha por respuestas en un mundo que se ha vuelto enfermo. En la era viral, videos extraños inundan la red, generando escepticismo. Una misteriosa aplicación, "Undead-Net", surge, vinculada a estos enigmáticos clips. En un mundo saturado de engaños en línea, la línea entre ficción y realidad se desvanece cuando lo que parecía montaje se revela auténtico: los muertos caminan entre nosotros. Undead-Net se convierte en el único registro de esta nueva y aterradora verdad, desafiando las percepciones y llevando a Kaiden y otros supervivientes a luchar por entender la realidad entrelazada que ahora enfrentan. La búsqueda de respuestas los sumerge en un viaje oscuro, mientras luchan contra los horrores del apocalipsis zombi y descubren la conexión profunda entre los eventos caóticos y los enigmáticos videos virales.

No Love Lost (Reylo, Star Wars)

It wasn't a coincidence that he recognized her. She wasn't just anyone. It was Rey. His Rey. The girl that he knew since childhood. The girl he loved. The girl whom he thought was dead. The feeling in the pit of his stomach had returned, after all these years. Damn it, he still loved her. But he couldn't. Ben had loved Rey, but Kylo Ren didn't. Ben was dead now, and always would be. ** AWESOME COVER BY JEABOOKS

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all about family

亮剑之第一神射

【爆燃爽文，不喜勿喷。】 魂穿到一名小八路身上，我的团长是李云龙……

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KRISIAN PRINCESS "The Battle of Four Empires"

Ang alitan ng apat na imperyo ng Atlanta, na nanahimik at natulog sa napakahabang panahon ay muling nagising nang patayin ng Imperial Princess na si Kristine ang sarili niyang kapatid. Kilala sa pagiging malupit na emperador ng Kris ang kanyang ama. At maging siya na sariling anak ay hindi nakaligtas sa kaparusahang ipinapataw sa sino mang nagkasala sa batas. Ngunit, ang parusang ipinataw ng emperador sa kanya ay ang pagpapakasal sa isa sa mga prinsipe ng tatlong kalabang imperyo. Hindi lamang ito isang kaparusahan kundi isang napakalaking obligasyon. Sa mga kamay niya nakasalalay ang kapakanan at kinabukasan ng buong imperyo ng Kris. At kapag nagkamali siya sa pagpili ng mapapangasawa ay tiyak itong ikababagsak ng kanilang kaharian. Ngunit, papaano nga ba niya ito mapapagtagumpayan kung ang lahat ng imperyong iyon ay hangad ang kanilang pagbagsak? Ano nga ba ang totoong dahilan at pinatay niya ang sariling kapatid? May magagawa pa kaya ang prinsesa upang maitama ang mga nagawang pagkakamali?

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The kingdom of the dead

Takashi, un jeune homme de 17 ans, meurt dans un attentat en plein centre-ville et se réincarne dans le Royaume des Morts, un endroit encore inconnu de la race humaine. Doté du pouvoir unique de contrôler les âmes, Takashi devient le Gardien des Âmes de cette région obscure.

Love with the Next Door Neighbor

Mark Winston is mostly content with his life. He has a home, a job he loves, and a sister who always has his back. So what if the one thing he’s missing is a person to share that life with? Experience has proved he can’t get what he wants and needs out of a relationship. Yet he can’t stop wanting his next door neighbor and wishing there could be more between them.<br><br>Dylan Pomeroy might be young, but knows what he wants: Mark. He continually inserts himself into the older man’s life, determined to show Mark that he’s exactly what Mark needs. But Mark worries that the difference in their ages, and his need to be cared for, are hurdles too big to overcome.<br><br>But Dylan won’t be deterred, and Mark begins to realize his worries are unfounded. Dylan shows Mark he’s the perfect man for him. But years of being rejected for his wants makes it difficult for Mark to hope that things between them will work out. Can Mark let go of his insecurities and let himself fall in love with Dylan?

My dark secret.

ANGEL'S HEART- (CODE: DEMON'S HEART)

This is a "COMPLETED" novel! Helga is the lost heiress of the throne of Fantasia. She has been cast away to live by her grown up mother to hide from the tyranny of the villain who happened to be her own blood Maru, brother of her late queen mother. This clever girl whom the kingdoms have been longing for to raise the power of light will soon come closest to her quest. She has grown up with a life seeking world that molded her to be fighting sassy spirit and a legend. This is not a typical story of a girl who happened to be a real princess from a fantasy world of demon tribe. All of a sudden she woke up running for her life and hiding for the sake of her king father... She has no choice but to wait until she reveals the real enemies in the palace and eventually torn between her love interest. There is is nothing but a single choice and one rule... Fight for her life and beloved ones or lose her chance forever. On the other hand the evil has been trying all the way to conquer the rest of the universe for summoning the old dark demon king Olga. One day of her life when everything went out of her sight she has just realized the great burden and duty to save up the future of the universe. Witness a love story over whirlwind fantasy of magic which is just beneath your pages and be empowered over this princess' journey toward her crown... Will love triumph despite duty? *Embedded in luminiscent power comes an adventure-packed epic fantasy romance novel weaved in vibrant world of magic and insurmountable danger—— She has got what it takes to get onto the multiverse with this first #1st book from Roilan Tondo Bibaño, a certified company signed author. Please send me an email for any recommendations. Thank you! Email address: roilanbibanotondo@gmail.com

Screwing with the hero party

A assassin had a job given to him, his job wanted him to kill the hero party.

Un Nuevo Mundo de Frutas del Diablo

Un muchacho es llevado por Dios a un mundo de espadas y magia para cambiar las reglas del Juego de Poderes. {Como dice el refran: al Oda lo que es de de Oda, y a la Shonen Jump lo que es de la Shonen Jump. En resumen no soy dueño de One Piece y de ninguno de sus personajes :'( }

NameLess (NL)

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Adventure Somewhere Down That Road

When you venture out in the world you imagine a vast and direct place to go to. What if you don't know where you're gonna go and it depends on your life to go somewhere you don't know? Will you go hinder aimlessly on a jungle terrain to get lost? Or trying to find somewhere you can relax on? If so get along with this travelling circus of an annoying young man and his elf companion as they walk the path to nowhere. Will they found a place? Or will they just get lost... Again...

The Mid Laner Belongs To The Jungler

Synopsis: Fu Yue suffered a hand injury and could no longer play in the competition but he never thought that the day his e-sport career ended, his life as well also came to a stop. However, the next thing he knew was that he somehow crossed into another world. Everything was fine, he no longer had a hand injury, his new family was also very nice just that... Why does he have to be an Omega?! Anyways, after some time passed Fu Yue came to accept the reality. He is a man who chases after a career, not love so Omega or whatever it means nothing to him! Filled with determination, Fu Yue decided to focus on returning to the e-sport industry. As luck has it, he found a very good pro player who shared the same mind as him in the game. Fu Yue then joined his team to become the new starting Mid Laner. Fu Yue, " Captain Wei, one more round!" Wei Chen," Mm." Some time later after getting together... Fu Yue, " Captain Wei, I-" Wei Chen, " Mm? One more round? Okay." The game in the story will be using League Of Legends (LOL), a MOBA game as a reference. This is an original novel so inevitably there will be a lot of errors. The cover is drawn by @Pineapplrr