Why am I stuck with an intern?

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Chris chalich, Danny york, Hastien056

-PETER POV-

I sat there in the rain as uncle ben shed tears that no one other than me could have noticed, I knew he was cursing himself for letting the mask slip away, cursing himself for not being good enough but I just sat there as all the comfort in the world I could give him would not be enough right now.

After a while I felt his hand on my shoulder as he told me in a strong voice "it wasn't your fault" I nod as I say "yeah I know" his grip on my shoulder tightens as he turns me to face him.

He says it again "it wasn't your fault" I look into his eyes and I couldn't lie so I ask him "how is it not my fault?" He looks at me like I was a dumbass as he says "life deals you bad cards sometimes and you don't just refuse to play but simply wait for your turn to pick a new card".

I nod slowly and he grabs me by the shoulder and pushes me into the staircase so that we are out of the rain as he says "now let's get back to our room or else May might kill is" I get frightened at his question so I run ahead to reach our room faster.

-Unknown POV-

'I wish my work didn't involve going from LA to NYC every few days but that is the life of an agent I guess' I look up from the datapad showing me the information concerning one Tony Stark presumed to be dead by most except for a few people who were close to him and me I look up to find the new intern ricky holding a notepad of all things.

I gesture to the notepad as I say "we are not detectives agent" he nods but holds a hand up as he says "what we are doing right now feels like detective stuff boss" I take the notepad and move towards my car as I tell him "I told you to stop calling me that, I am your handler not boss and..." I put the notepad on the flat screen inside the car making it scan the pages before I throw the notepad back to the intern I complete my sentence as I get into the car "...it's a digital world kid"

The intern gets in on the other side and I start the vehicle and move to our newest destination, a crack den.

The intern speaks again in an annoyed tone "Then why are we not investigating our other mission, the missing tech giant Tony stark" I ground out my answer in annoyance "because that is a dead mission right from the start, that is why we have been assigned this mission instead"

The intern leaned back as he put his legs on the dash board, I put the pedal to the metal and braked as hard as I can making the intern hit the dashboard ass first.

He turns to me with anger in his eyes but he pauses as he notices my expression of rage and I yell "don't you ever dare put your dirty feet on my car you asshole" the intern just nods in fear before he got back on his seat and put on the seatbelt.

I turn back to the road and drive slowly before I calm down at a signal so I explain to the intern "this car has saved my life more times than you can imagine, it is more of a partner to me than anyone else ever. So, sorry for reacting like that" the light turns green so I start the car and head for avenue 6.

The intern stays silent for a while before he speaks up "I am sorry for that man, didn't know you were married to the car" I frown at his analogy but admit that it is true.

Once we stop by the warehouse we get out and the intern is back to his lazy, devil may cry attitude "So Shield is investigating crack dens now" I turn to him and smile before I move towards the warehouse and open it.

We find a few people sitting around a table, playing cards so I ask with the same government smile that I have cultivated over the time of my career "Do you boys know a guy named Antoniv?"

I hear the sound of an engine turning on and turn to find a black Sedan going through the fence. I run back to my car and wait for the intern only to find him pointing his gun at the poker table.

I honk and signal him to get in, he seems to get the message as he gets in. "You cost us time" I say as I put on my seatbelt, he seems to know what is about to happen so he puts on his seatbelt.

I hit the big red button that I haven't used in a while which activates the second set of engines. I hit the pedal and the car speeds up to a 100 mph in 4 seconds, I turn at the corner without slowing down because the gyro can handle it.

The tight corner forces almost 4 G's on us but, I have been trained to handle that anyway, so I ignore the sensation and follow the Sedan through New York traffic.

The Sedan turns a left on the wrong side of the road only to fly through the air as a Bus seemed to have hit it head on.

I park the car on the side and run towards the bus to check if there were any children in it but am really thankful that it was empty except for the driver, I ask the driver "you ok?" He nods and I move away from the bus and run for the car we were chasing.

The car is flipped on its side on the sidewalk and thankfully it didn't crush anyone. The intern has already opened the back door and is currently dry heaving on the side.

I look inside the backdoor and find the guy we were searching for dead with a big knife in his neck, he seems to have been tortured too as his fingers were In different angles and his fingernails were, well, not there.

I look at the driver seat and see the driver's neck in an angle that suggests that he is dead. I approach the intern and tell him "that was the guy we were searching for right?" The intern dry heaved as he nodded.

I raised my eyebrows in surprise as I asked him "how did you even get past initiation if you can't even handle a few dead people?" He stops his heaving and takes the bottle of water I held out for him as he says "I am the nephew of a higher ranking officer" I frown as I ask

"I didn't know nepotism was coming to spy agencies"

I contacted fury to tell him I lost the one lead we had on the Ben Parker case or should we call it the Peter Parker case considering he was the target for saving Antoniv from being killed but then again why did they hold him hostage and torture him. They wanted something from him that they didn't need before if what the police records talked about on the Antoniv case is anything to go by.

The phone stops ringing and fury asks "what is it?" I roll my eyes at him acting like he doesn't know what I'm going to tell him "The case is over fury, the only lead I had is dead" fury stayed silent to seem like he was contemplating something when he isn't and knows exactly what he wants to say before he asks "again?" I grit my teeth as I say "Yes director fury, Again?".

He again pauses for a while and I had to hold myself back from rolling my eyes infront of the intern, after a while he finally says "Ben Parker has provided us with information about the gangs that came for him".

I hold my head as I tell him "I still think he should have called us before he destroyed the bodies" but fury seemed to be furious as he said "He was scared that he will get back to his old ways, so he cleared the evidence as soon as possible, by the time he came back to his senses and pulled in the favor we owe him, it was too late" I sigh as I ask him "why do you want to pull a man like that back into our world? A man afraid of his own past"

Fury sounded sad as he said, "if the times were better than I would have let him live the most peaceful life any man can ever imagine but the times are bad, and they are only going to get worse Coulson."