Sleepover at A's house?

Ryu stood on a mountain in the Cloud Village.

He spread his Observation Haki around and flickered from one mountain top to another. He was wearing a black cloak with a whistling man mask.

He looked really moronic.

But who would've thought that this moron would break into the Raikage's office.

There were basically no guards around the Raikage's office, maybe they figured that only a fool would run into the Raikage's office. After all, the Raikage is known as the Strongest Taijutsu Shinobi.

At least, that's what the Cloud Village people said anyway.

They were definitely wrong. Ryu would laugh at them and tell them that everything outside Konoha is a blank void of endless darkness. If it wasn't for the fact that he wanted to see the Third Raikage's techniques and steal them from the Cloud Village, he wouldn't even want to leave Konoha.

Isn't it nice to sit around and do nothing all day?

A little bit of intense training here and there, and you're good!

But these Lightning bastards have to make it so difficult to steal a few Jutsu, can you believe it?!

Ryu couldn't believe it either…

He snuck into the Raikage's office and was surprised at A just sleeping at his chair.

Ryu rubbed the mask's forehead, complaining inwardly 'No wonder these Villages are always under Konoha… There could be 1 person in Konoha and they would still smash the rest…'

He ignored A and rifled through scrolls on the wall, putting the ones that tickled his fancy under his arm as he looked for more.

A little bit later

Ryu collected most of the Lightning Jutsus of the Third Raikage. Just as he was leaving with a bundle of scrolls tied with a string, A woke up and said groggily "Huh? Mabui is that you?"

Ryu replied with a high pitched voice "Oh~ Yes, Lord A~ Go back to sleep, I love you~ By the way, I'm pregnant~ UwU~" before leaving the room quickly.

A closed his eyes again and muttered "Hmm… Strange…" before his eyes snapped open "WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! DAMN IT! MABUI!"

Ryu jumped in the air, snickering as he left the Cloud Village in an instant.

By the time Mabui came to A, Ryu was already long gone!

A's face was ugly and he looked at Mabui, asking "Are you pregnant?"

Mabui was stunned and replied "Excuse me?" A sighed and muttered "Forget it… Someone sneaked in here and stole a bunch of Lightning Jutsu." Mabui's face paled and she looked at A with concern "Are you hurt?"

A looked at her and let out a breath, replying "No. But…" he sighed, pointing at the wall.

Mabui turned to look, seeing dozens of scrolls on the ground, not even closed. Along with several obviously missing spots.

Her lips twitched fiercely and she said "I see… Good eye, Lord Raikage…" A was angry and slammed his table, shouting "Whoever this is, he doesn't take me seriously! What the hell! He didn't even put the scrolls back, who's going to clean up?! Me?!"

Mabui looked at him speechlessly, saying "Lord Raikage, maybe you should try to figure out why they did this? Instead of why they didn't clean up?" A snorted "Hmph! Isn't it obvious!? For my Father's Invincible Ultimate Supreme Amazing Best of the Ninja World Techniques!"

Mabui suddenly had a strange feeling that if she stuck around A any longer, she would develop an aneurysm…

Ryu hummed to himself and ran in the air, jumping lightly as he returned back to Konoha.

On the way back, he thought of something and smiled, changing directions.

A few days later~

Ryu appeared in the air above a bridge, looking down at Kakashi's group.

Sasuke was full of needles and slowly sat up with Sakura's help.

Meanwhile, Ryu looked over at a huge group of ninja.

More specifically, Zabuza, laying on the ground, covered in blood.

The ninja turned to look at Kakashi's group and grinned, "You think you can escape?!"

Before anyone could move, Ryu appeared next to Haku's corpse, dropping Zabuza next to him.

Kakashi said in shock "Ryu?! What are you doing here!?"

A huge group of villagers ran over and Naruto shouted "Inari?!"

Inari held a crossbow and smiled courageously, "A hero always comes later, right?"

Ryu laughed and gave the kid a thumbs up, saying "Good job kid." Inari clenched his crossbow and said "Who are you?"

Ryu ignored him and looked at Sasuke, pursing his lips. Sasuke clenched his fists in shame, saying "I lost." Ryu chuckled and walked towards the huge group of ninja, saying lightly "It happens. What matters is that you survived. And more importantly…" he looked back and grinned "Your friends helped you get revenge."

Kakashi sat down on the ground, Sakura was still vigilant and said "Kakashi-sensei?! Why are you sitting!?" Kakashi waved his hand and said with relief "It's over." Sakura pointed at the huge group of ninja, shouting "Over?! There's hundreds of Ninja still!"

Kakashi waved his hand and said "No, trust me."

Ryu sealed extremely quickly, looking at Sasuke as he said "Let me show you something, Sasuke." Sasuke's eyes widened and he said "Great Fireball Technique!"

Ryu turned to the huge group and chuckled, "Goodbye~" before blowing into the seal!

Kakashi pointed and said to Sakura with a chuckle, "It's over."

A massive pillar of flames erupted from the seal in Ryu's hands, blasting the entire group of Ninja to ashes instantly!

Even the rocks on the bridge started melting!

Ryu waved his hand and slapped the air, clearing his throat "Ah… Oops…" a massive wind pillar blew out all the flames and everyone widened their eyes, staring at the molten rock on the bridge, even the ashes weren't left!

Ryu scratched his head quickly as a devil's grin surfaced. He turned around and Kakashi rolled his eyes.

Sasuke stared at the molten rock in a daze and Naruto pointed at Ryu, shouting "You're embarrassed! Damn! You ruined the bridge!" Ryu ruthlessly denied it, "No! It was like that when I got here!" as his grin curled up strangely.

Sakura was terrified and shouted "D-D-D-Devil!"

Sasuke, Kakashi, and even Naruto gave her unfriendly looks in an instant. Their faces seemed to say 'Can't you see he's embarrassed? Why are you so rude!?'

Sakura was shocked at the unfriendly looks and shrank back, trembling.

Ryu scratched his head and felt bad, he said with a barking tone, "I'm not good at Earth Jutsu…" Kakashi rolled his eyes and sealed before slapping the ground.

The molten rocks rolled over and turned into neat bricks again.

Ryu relaxed considerably and his grin disappeared as he walked over to Kakashi, leaning over and whispering "Are you going to leave his sword here? That's one of the Seven Ninja Swords."

Kakashi replied quietly, "I don't want to desecrate his corpse." Ryu shook his head and said "Someone will come and take his sword, lets just hope they don't dig up his corpse as well." Kakashi replied helplessly, "What are we going to do with the sword anyway!"

Ryu said flatly, "Hang it up."

Kakashi looked at him silently before sighing, "Forget it… Nobody will know it's his grave at least…" Ryu picked up Kubikiribocho and flicked it, saying "Hey! Shut up, you're just a sword."

The sword didn't speak and Ryu hung it on his back, saying "Alright! See you guys at home~" before disappearing instantly.

Kakashi sighed and muttered "Madman…" he just noticed the bundle of Jutsu Scrolls that were clearly branded 'Kumogakure', shaking his head and forgetting about it. He was slightly excited for new jutsus though~

A few days later