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"So let me see if I have this correct... Since you have been here you have done battle with not one, but two gods using powers that could have obliterated the earth, had a hand in the reveal of the supernatural to the human world,

cursed multiple humans with impotency or early menopause for looking at one of you lustfully, manipulated college football rankings to get a team of your choosing into the playoffs, prematurely stolen away an important beast in the apocalypse, 

 compelled several of your favorite singers to give you their autographs and even a few pieces of their merchandise, empowered a dhampir by such a wide margin that he will be a match for gods in only a few short years, and created a brand new species of humanity as a whole. 

Am I missing anything here??"

Within Mateo's living room, Abaddon and all of his wives were kneeling in front of Asherah as she sat on the couch.