Merry Christmas 2022
This should have been uploaded at exactly 00:00 of December 25, 2022.
It's that time of the year again, the year where we celebrate the birth of the bearer of our sins and the man that can turn water into wine, Jesus.
Anyways, I'm a firm believer of religion being pure bogus, though I do believe in the concept that a godly being may exist out there. In a way, God of christianity is really twisted and fucked up, so I ain't entrusting my eternal joy to that guy.
So what if I suffer eternal damnation by not believing in a God, that just means their doctrines are pure bullcrap and that God ain't all-good. By being wrong, I also win. Hell would just be eternal glory for me (if the reason I go to hell was not believing in the biblical God).
Anyways, my Christmas gift to you all is one simple thing: I'm unprivating my twitter account.
Yes, I know, that's really irrational on my part. It would only cause SOD's power to get a tighter grip on me, but frankly speaking, I don't give a crap about her anymore.
So what if my twitter and this account gets exposed, you really think I'd give a hoot to that anymore? I'll just skip the revealing stage and force them to adapt to the truth.
Anyways, you pussies that were afraid to follow me and can't see the contents of my twitter, you can come out now.
Just know that kapowski here took the same ranks as legendary readers like bananaman and Daoist_(insert stuff here).
Now, what do I want to receive from you guys? I don't know, maybe you leeches can follow my twitter so I can feel more egotistical.
It's still not New Year so I won't talk about the goals I want to achieve in 2023 for now, but let's just say that IR: Re Volume 1 is shaping up to be pretty wacky and insane.
From transmigration, OP MC, time travel, Main God Space, speedrun to Rank 9 Venerable, it would have a whole assortment of plots and schemes that were built upon millions of years.
If you think Star Constellation or Limitless had galaxy brains with their deep schemes, then Kaleido has a multiversal-level of big brain plays comparable to Negary. Yes, I have indeed learned a lot from reading Reverend Insanity and all those big brain plots.
Anyways, I plan on taking a break from reading Reverend Insanity and instead read LOTR. Why? Duh, I wanna evolve and shit, stuff pertaining to writing takes a lot of brain and I decided that LOTR is gonna be my next mentor.
Yep, reading for me is still work because I wanna grasp the writing style of some authors and incorporate it into mine.
Like, did you even notice that my writing style followed some of RI's writing style? It's subtle, but it's there.
Anyways, for real, my true gift to you guys this Christmas is a story about a young boy who created a sword that hangs over his neck due to the emotion called "love."
(Side note, it's infatuation, but love is more impactful.)
It was a jolly day for a lot of people all around the world. In some parts, it was snowing, while others faced cold winds yet lack of white that covers one's entire view.
On one such place that lacked the thing called snow, a young boy stared dazely at his phone while fireworks rang about in the clear, starry night sky.
"Yawn..." the boy's eyes teared up a bit and he scrolled through Twitter with tired eyes. "Another Christmas, huh?"
"A lot happened this year all things considered, but in a way, it's still the same monotonous cycle that endlessly repeats without fail," the boy muttered with an indiffirent voice. He was a stark contrast to the jolly holiday spirit everyone else had in his family.
Tomorrow was Christmas, yet he only felt boredom.
"Gifts and presents, but I don't really want anything," the boy hummed a catchy tune while staring out the window with a blank stare. "Though a surprise might lead me to finding a want."
As if the Christmas Spirit itself heard the boy's passing wish, the boy heard a ding, and a notification appeared on his phone.
'Hmm?' the boy paused and swiped down on his phone, revealing that a person has just messaged him.
[Hey.]
The boy clicked on the message; opening his messaging app. There, he saw a familiar profile picture and waves of memories relentlessly banged on his mind. 'It's him.'
The boy smiled. His fingers were almost near his phone's keyboard, ready to type away his response. But before he could so so, another message appeared.
[Considering it's midnight already, I guess I just wanted to say that you're cute.]
...
[As my present of course.]
The boy silently stared at his phone, his mind blank and body paused. He slowly turned off his phone, closed his eyes, and took a deep breath.
"No... way. This feels... off. It was out of the blue," he muttered while his pillow muffled his face. He felt his heart racing and chest heaving. Blood and hormones made his body slightly tremble, while a myriad of thoughts appeared inside his mind.
'This feels just like a confession, but no way that's true, right? He always called me cute back then, even way back in elementary. So why am I feeling flustered now?!'
His mind shook and spasmed. He tried to calm himself but he can't. It was too much of a shocker to him. But he still opened his phone once again and put his fingers on the keyboard, typing: "Wow. That's quite the shocker."
[Well, didn't I told you the same thing back then?]
Bla bla bla, I can't bear to write no more. PLEASE END MY SUFFERING RIGHT NOW!
As you can guess, this was another crucial point that culminated into the birth of SOD and Confession Arc.
Anyways, did you have fun looking at the inner machinations of your author a few years back when he was still a complete loser? I know, I was cringe as hell back then.
And yes, that did that actually happen (though recontextualized and slightly exaggerated for that Christmas oompf). Sigh, hope truly does delude man into abyssal ends. Well, I do wonder what life would be like if that "cute" message never appeared. Maybe she would have never been my crush in the first place and I might be a totally different person compared to now.
That goes to show you that life really is tied down to a lot of nexus points that defines us entirely. If that message never appeared, SOD might have never been created and she would have just remained as a person I would have ignored once classes started again.
In a way, I feel thankful for her by sending that message, because she kickstarted my first ever step into what romance may be like.
ANYWAYS, I have a lot of stuff I would never want to talk about, and it's a miracle I even talked about this event to you guys. Fuck me, why did I even fall for her in the first place.
I know, and those reasons truly are the wackiest. If you just know the things I know, then the way you look at me would drastically change.
I mean, not to brag, but I was scheming way before that crush thing fully bloomed, so who knows, maybe I dropped some big bad lies here and there that I shouldn't have done and now regret... a lot.
But eh, I'm keeping the truth in my grave while leaving some riddles here and there for anyone to solve to uncover the mystery.
Though there was one thing I wanna mention. Observant is my middle name, and let's SEE what would happen in the end that blooms new beginnings.
KEKEKEKEKE! CP, AM I RIGHT?! Okay, that was actually bad, but I don't fucking care. (No, it's not children pawn).
Anyways, do you ever feel like you want to kill someone when they go inside your house and disrupts a lot of your plans? I'm not saying that I hate visitors (maybe), I just specifically hate having my plans ruined.
Another thing, but I HATE going to parties. Whether it be birthday parties, dinner parties, or anything like that, most likely than not, I'd be seething deep within.
But I make sure to not show that part of me once I am at the party, because proper civil conduct and all that.
FUCK! WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO TO THAT FUCKING PARTY?! WRRRYYY! MY PLANS ARE RUINED!
BRUH, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND BE SOCIALLY AWKWARD AROUND A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE. I DON'T WANT TO SIT UNCOMFORTABLY ON A CHAIR AS I GET PRESSURED BY OTHER PEOPLE.
WHAT I DO WANT IS STAYING IN MY COMFORTABLE HOME AND RAVING ABOUT LOVE AND ROMANCE ONLINE!
Anyways, merry Christmas to you motherfuckers. Be sure to check out my Twitter @NoNameDeityWN because I'm pretty active on that account, and constantly talking a lot about random stuff.
AN: WRRRRYYYY! I FORGOR THE TIMER!!!