Fate/Curse

Wanna know how someone wakes up with pink hair and an alleged stick up his ass on top of a skyscraper in a supposedly 'new' world after a wild trip? Great, everyone else does too. But hey at least there's a ton of stuff to be found. A secret world of magic hidden from the public? Check. A war in the shadows? Check. Heroes of Legend fighting in it over something called the Holy Grail? Chec-... Wait, what? A teenage romcom with some fucked up premises thrown in between? ...Excuse me? An existential threat for all of humanity? ...Isn't that just Fat- Murderous lolis with too much power? ...You know what? I'm not doing this anymore. Beach episodes? How do you talk about the end of the world and then go to beach episodes?