I don't like heroes

"So what? I will have to defeat every single heroic spirit and counter guardian before getting to the root?!" I complained while avoiding his blows. "And not even a minute to rest huh? You really are shameless, attacking me right after I fought with Jeanne!"

"I don't care." he said coldly while attacking me. "I am simply here to stop you form reaching the root."

"Damn..." I muttered. "This is really annoying..."

"If you are annoyed then just die already." said EMIYA while swinging his blades.

"You know what?" I said while staring at him defiantly, making him stop for a moment. Putting on a stance, I looked at him seriously as he both got ready for our next clash. "I am running away!"

Summoning a unicorn from my reality marble, I quickly got on top of it and indicate dit to run towards the root.

"Huh?" muttered EMIYA as eh stared at me, rushing towards the place I shouldn't reach.

Summoning a bow, he aimed at my horse and fired.

As annoying as it was to admit, the guy was a pretty good shot and his arrows hit my beast, making me drop to the ground.

"You won't get there!" he said, launching himself forward.

"Stop running after me you annoying bastard!" I screamed while summoning another unicorn and getting on top of it.

"Get back here you coward!" he said loudly while aiming at me with his bow once again.

"Oh I am the coward?!" I screamed as my horse was shot down, instantly summoning another one. "I literally gain nothing from fighting and defeating you other than another person to fight and defeat! I have better things to do than staying here for the rest of eternity to play with you idiots!"

"Tsch."

EMIYA was clearly not enjoying watching his provocations bounce off my skin, however I didn't give even half a shit about his feelings so it didn't matter.

"I am the bone of my sword..." he muttered while jumping forward, making my eyes momentarily widen.

Of course he was going to do it...

"Unlimited Blade Works!"

The environment changed around me as I found myself in front of him in the middle of a desert, surrounded by countless weapons.

"I swear... if I change surroundings one more time today, I am going to kill someone." I muttered before raising my eyes and staring at him.

"This is my Rea-" he began to say.

"Yeah yeah, your reality marble." I said, interrupting his speech. "Look, I don't care about anything that you say. I am seriously getting pissed off over the fact that I keep getting interrupted when I am so close to reaching the root, so shut up and do whatever you are gonna do."

EMIYA's eyebrow twitched for a moment as countless swords rose from the ground and were pointed in my direction.

"Die." he muttered, and in an instant all the weapons were flying directly at me.

"Sigh... let's just hope all this trouble is worth it." I muttered before opening all three of my eyes.

Right now we were not in the root, we were in his reality marble, which meant that death existed here...

Lines appeared on everything around me and a smile formed on my face.

"Mystic Eyes of-" said EMIYA, however his words were interrupted by the destruction of every single weapon he threw at me.

The reality marble itself began to collapse under the combination of my Mystic Eyes of Death Perception and my Mystic Eyes of Distortion.

Luckily,I didn't need to summon my realty marble to deal with him, instead I could make use of my noble phantasms.

"I am the spark of all desires,

life is my body and death is my soul,

I am the corruption of all idealistic people

the owner of all treasures, given to me by those who bent the knee

and so, as I pray to God...

Bless my crown and give me the right to use what is already mine...

CROWN OF GOD!"

Once again, the golden crown appeared on my head and, while I did indeed suffer from the cringe, it helped having heard EMIYA do the chants to summon his reality marble. I suppose it made me feel like I wasn't the only idiot in the world...

Putting my hand on my chest, I pulled out Excalibur and without wasting any time raised it above my head.

"EX..."

EMIYA's eyes widened as he quickly placed his hand in front of him. "Rho..."

Black and red light covered my sword as I stared at the pink flowered that formed in front of him.

"CALIBUR!!!!" I screamed, bringing my sword down.

"Aias!"

The clash began to tear apart his reality marble as his shield slowly broke under the pressure of my attack.

"This is not standard anime fighting style, but I don't care." I muttered while raising my sword above my head once again.

Sure, no one actually began charging up the next attack before the first one even finished doing effect, but I don't care. If he doesn't die with the first one then I will have the next one ready, and if he does die then I will have an attack ready for whoever is sent next to stop me.

"EX..."

The initial attack finally finished and EMIYA stared at me in surprise. His shield broke and his arm was bleeding, showing that he wasn't able to fully tank my noble phantasm.

"Fuck this..." he muttered as he stared at my sword, which was just coming down once again.

"CALIBUR!!!!!"

As expected, this second attack got him. The reality began crumbling down and once again I found myself in the space fo the root.

"Sigh.. I wanna go home..." I said in a low tone as I stared at the man in front of me. "And, who are you?"

I asked.

The man, who was wearing a white suit, simply stared at me for a moment before chuckling slightly.

"I am Sakamo-" he began saying, however I simply turned around and summoned a unicorn before running away.

"Hey!" he said loudly from behind before shaking his head.

He muttered something that I couldn't hear before finally screaming.

"Like a Soaring Dragon!"

As I approached the Root, now relatively close to it, I turned around and found a dragon coming in my direction, yes... an actual fucking dragon.

"Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me..."

*Roaaaaar*

"Buy me time!" I told the unicorn I was riding before jumping from it and running by myself.

The sound of an explosion was heard behind me, however I continued running. This time I wasn't planning on riding my beasts while I am being shot like I did with EMIYA... no, this time I will just keep on summoning them while running myself.

"Go and die for me." I said while summoning another unicorn, indicating it to go and slow my enemies down.

Once again the sound of an explosion was heard behind me as I kept on running.

It took me seventeen more unicorns to actually get to the Root and damn, while annoying, it was undoubtedly worth it.