Sight seeing(2)

"WAIT!" yagura yelled stopping alastair who just looked at him oddly. "what is something wrong?" alastair asked confused. "madara is alive?" yagura asked worried. alastair shook his head "nope dead for about six years now." alastair said calmly. "six years? but he was supposed to have died forty years ago!" yagura said in disbelief. "oh , so that's what your caught up on , to put it simply hashirama killed madara who had a safety mechanism that used izanagi on him a couple hours after his death bringing him back were he skulked in the shadows planning to end the world , this lasted until he saved obito who was meant to carry out his plan after your village killed to love of his life rin." alastair explained calmly.

"So with obito dead the world is saved?" yagura asked tentatively. alastair laughed "fuck no , the entire time madara had thought he was the mastermind to giving the world true peace but the truth was that he had been manipulated the whole time but an ancient black shadow thing from the sage of six paths era." alastair said casually. "why are you so calm about the end of the world!?" yagura asked hysterically.

"That's simple , i can just leave this world whenever i want so , why should i care about what happens to it?" alastair asked casually. "What about the innocents who will die , don't you have any compassion?" yagura asked almost beggingly. "this problem was created by your world and should be solved by your world , if you villages would get your shit together and actually work correctly then you could easily fix the problem , fact is i am not needed." alastair said before ignoring the ninjas and continuing through the village. "can we trust this person?" one of the ninjas asked yagura after alastair left.

"I don't see why he would lie about any of this , lets just make sure no one pisses him off while he's 'sight seeing' please." yagura said and the ninjas dispersed. the village didn't actually have much in the way of tourist locations but alastair and his group still leisurely toured around the place. spider got some local ingredients for cooking and the girls got some local pearls but that was it. after they were done with the village the group left in the sea drake for the land of fire that had far more nice spots.

It was a short trip that only took a couple of days but the waters around the elemental nations were packed with pirates. this lead to a sudden lack of pirate when alastair passed through the area thanks to the fact none of the pirates who attacked the ship lived to warn the others. the port was not very busy since the hidden leaf didn't rely on outside exports to survive meaning very little business coming in so much as going out. there were still a few ninjas stationed here though since this was a possible avenue of attack.

These very ninjas noticed the unusual design of the ship when it docked and reported it to the village. alastair left the ship booby trapped to the point if a fly so much as touched it , it would die screaming. this was made abundantly clear when one of the ninjas tried to sneak aboard and screamed before exploding. the seriousness of the situation was elevated as a result but alastair didn't care as he walked towards the hidden leaf village. when the group arrived at the gate they were stopped and asked their business by a tense gate guard.

"Tourism , we are here to sight see and relax, heard about a wonderful ramen shop that i simply must try." alastair answered honestly. "and what of the reports of the ship we have received killing our people?" the guard asked seriously. "the ship wouldn't kill anyone unless they did something foolish like try to sneak aboard , it's totally harmless otherwise." alastair explained getting an irritated look from the guard. "three people have already died because of that ship." the guard said with barely concealed anger. "suicide huh? terrible waste that is." alastair said casually. "before you start getting all mad do keep in mind that if they kept their hands off the ship they would still be perfectly healthy and alive , those deaths are entirely on them not me." alastair said calmly.