Chapter 16: Top-Secret Meeting

"You are here, the girls haven't arrived yet though." Hikaru said while looking at Ayanokoji.

"Did you give them the wrong timing?"

"I am sure I texted Kushida the right timings and she was responsible for forwarding it to the other girls."

"Alright."

"By the way, I heard that you were going out with Karuizawa, Hirata-san? That was quite unexpected." Hikaru said while looking at Hirata.

"Ah, was it really that surprising?"

"Well, no. Most of us already predicted that."

"Is that so. It was quite obvious I guess." Hirata said while smiling a little.

"It really was, the most popular boy of the class is bound to date a cute girl after all."

"Come on, you are just making me embarrassed now and if we are talking about that, don't you have quite a few admirers yourself Akiyama-san?"

"Oh, you both are here." Hikaru said to Yamauchi and Ike while ignoring Hirata's comment.

"Of course we are! How could we miss this opportunity!" Ike said.

"True! How could we miss the opportunity to see some of the most popular girls in the class in their casual attire! I couldn't even sleep from the sheer excitement!" Yamauchi said.

"Who invited these two perverts?" Hikaru asked while Ike and Yamauchi pretended to not hear it, they were gonna be graced by some wonderful scenes later on after all.

"I invited them, you told me to invite some other boys too and they just happened to be around me." Ayanokoji said.

"How could you make such a big mistake? Never mind that, there were supposed to be 5 boys and that's all of us. We shall now wait for the girls I guess. Let me start the timer." Hikaru said as he turned on the timer in his Student ID.

"Wait guys, we are all present here, so I guess it's time for a boys-only meeting!" Ike said as he motioned everyone to come closer to him.

"Now we shall take an oath. Repeat after me."

"We shall worship every girl, irrespective of their three sizes, attitude and assets. Once a girl has been targeted by one of us, the other's shall not target the said girl. We shall abide by these rules in this sacred meeting." Ike said as Yamauchi repeated after him while the other's were just dumbfounded by it.

"..."

"Just saying but you do know that Hirata has a girlfriend already right?"Hikaru said.

"Tch!"

"Anyway, I have prepared a list of the girls in our class according to popularity." Ike continued.

"Hmm? Where is that list?" Hikaru asked Ike, partly curious and partly amused by the turn of events.

"Do you think I'll make a physical copy of that list? It is highly prized and desired by many because it has the estimated three sizes of every girl in our class! And it's stored here." Ike said while pointing at his head.

"Mind if I blow your head off?" Hikaru said though it couldn't be determined from his facial expression whether he was joking or serious.

"Hahaha, you are joking right?"

"What do you think? Anyway, continue."

"Alright! Let's start with the most popular girl in our class, Kikyo Kushida." Ike said as Yamauchi nudged at him.

"Ah, yes. Akiyama-san, you aren't dating Kushida-chan right?" Ike asked Akiyama.

"No, but why do you ask?"

"Nothing, just curious." Ike said as he exchanged glances with Yamauchi.

"Anyway, continuing from where we left, Kushida-Chan is the most popular girl in D-Class and her estimated sizes are B80(D)/W57/H81 approximately. I bought this piece of intel for 10,000 points. An upperclassman has a Smeargle which can sketch any girl in the school after looking at her once and they discern their approximate sizes from that sketch." Ike said as Hikaru made mental note to visit that senpai, I mean, who would want a pervert to keep check of their girlfriend's sizes?

"Isn't that illegal? Has no one reported him to the authorities?" Hirata asked as Ayanokoji nodded.

"Well, it seems that the Vice-President of the student council supports him and nobody actually reports him as it is quite a well-guarded secret. Don't tell anyone okay?" Yamauchi said.

"That's quite interesting, well don't worry, I won't tell anyone." Hikaru said after all he could just discipline the senpai himself.

"Second, although it pains me to tell you, the second place has been secured by Horikita-san. Although her personality is trash, her beauty and curves can't be debated upon. Her 3 sizes are, B77(D)/W56/H78."

"Third is Karuizawa-san, but we won't talk about her now as she is Hirata-san girlfriend, we shall abide by the oath after all."

"Fourth place is secured by Hasabe-san, although we couldn't get her three sizes as she always overdresses. So, that's quite unfortunate." Ike said as Yamauchi shed a few tears.

"The fifth place is secured by Sakura-san, as she also overdresse we couldn't get her three sizes but according to Yamauchi who confessed to her, she has got a great body." Ike said as he and Yamauchi started whispering among themselves.

'Now that I think about it, Horikita said something about her dignity degrading by just being there, I for some reason feel the same now. I feel like my dignity is being degraded.' Hikaru thought as he pulled back from the group. [E/N- Refer To Ch 7.]

"Ah, Akiyama-san, you don't wanna hear anymore? We have got seven other girls left!" Ike said with excitement in his voice.

"Well, I'll pass. It's too much for my mind to handle." Hikaru said.

"I'll pass too." Ayanokoji said as he separated from the group.

"Well, in that case I'll p-" Hirata tried to say something but Ike pulled him back into the conversation regarding the greatness of boobs, ass and thighs and then something about them all being great before he could say anything.

"Amen."

"Amen."

"By the way, it's been 23 minutes already." Hikaru said while looking at the timer.

"Point taken, I'll never come at the scheduled time if a girl is involved." Ayanokoji said as he looked at his ID.

"Ah, we are sorry for being late!"