Revenge

I woke up to see mom playing with lily. Lily was happily making cooing noises as mom was talking to her. We are officially 3 months old now.

Lily wakes up more now. She can roll on her tummy and has a little more control over her body. She can also lift her head and is more attentive to her surroundings. I didn't want to stand out so i followed behind lily to do what she does.

I would always be a minute after lily to do what she did. If lily rolled on her tummy then i would do the same just a minute later. I don't know why but dad always laughs at me for that.

I was so angry when it happened the first time. Oh! Don't worry i took my revenge for that. -he he he- i laugh evilly but what can i say, i am a cute baby so thats look cute too.

It was when lily started to play with hands while clenching and unclenching her hands. My mom and dad were extremely happy and i was happy to see them like that.

Honestly i could see skepticism in my dads eyes when he glanced towards me. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at that. Sometimes i think that dad has marked me out of baby category. I was absorbed in the thought that a few minutes have passed and dad was still looking at me as if observing something. When i came back i followed lily in acting like i don't have practice to clench fists and i am doing it for the first time. But an expert acting like he doesn't know anything is still better than a noob who actually doesn't know anything. When mom saw that she started to laugh with dad. They thought that i was just being lazy, i don't know where they get that idea but sure. It better than being called a freaky baby.

I don't know who spread my nickname as sloth but believe me when i meet that person i am gonna beat the hell out of him. Form where does the cute me look like a slot. I would have been fine with panda at least they are adorable. Wait no, this somehow feels wrong.

They can ask anyone and they would testify for my cuteness. I know that because i have been hearing that since the day i was born.

Wait what was i saying again...

Oh right, the second time my dad laughed at me was when i was trying to act like a baby when dad was talking to me. I was honestly tired, its just that dad takes a-lot and he talks really fast too. I appreciate the information but i would like to have it in a acceptable speed so that i could have some to process what was being said. I wasnt replying to dad and was playing around to show him that i was not interested but he chose to ignore that. Why do i know that he was ignoring me this was because of the smirk on his face. That fricking smirk can get on my nerves so much.... but than at the end of the day i couldn't help but smile at this.

So back to the story, lily flipped over while playing beside me. After i noticed that i followed behind. Dad laughed so much at that. He made fun of me by saying that it seems like i am waiting for lily to do something to follow like a little shadow. I was literally sweating when he said this. But thank god he was not serious. Or was he? You never know from his behavior.

After a few more times that happened, i took my revenge. I didn't let anyone change my diaper and refused to be touched by anyone except dad. When he started to change my diaper for the first time i did my business on him. -He he he- i felt good even when i had to sacrifice my dignity for that. Well what dignity does a baby have anyway.

We now sleep with mom and dad in their room from the day we visited mom for the first time. It was fun. When i wake up at night and get supper bored i can get my fun by crying extremely loudly. Its so fun to see dad and mammy figure out what is wrong with me. When its mom turn i stop crying, and talk to her for a while until she feels asleep.

I think dad has figured it out. But it still fun. Now we both play together by taking revenge on each other.