Chapter 13

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Ok, so let's talk about some thing. Someone commented money is being used as water in the fanfic. But, I want to ask really? In Marvel, tony with 40% share was more than $200B worth. T'Challa was trillions of worth. Even the spaceships are trillions of dollars worth. And, they are destroyed like paper planes. So, in superheroes movies and especially fanfic. Don't think about MC squandering money like water.

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"Ahh...….", Tony screamed his Lungs out. And, he fell down while moving backward. "You are fired. Get out immediately.", Tony screamed. I knew his first reaction was real but him firing her was his acting.

We acting like this can also hurt Maria. So, I stopped him. "Idiot stop. Your acting can hurt her."

He realized it and stood up, went near her and said "Sorry. I didn't consider your feelings.", He asked for forgiveness.

"No. It's fine.", She shrugged it off. I know she was hurt. At least a little bit. Then he looked at me smugly. I then suddenly realized why he did that.

"No…no...no… don't even think that. I will tell it to pepper.", I threaten him.

Others were dumbfounded. "What happened?"Natasha asked me.

I sighed. "This idiot will never let Maria go.", I told her.

"Why?", she asked me.

"Well, she can shapeshift. Can't you understand?", I looked at her.

She had a realization. "Oh!! Both of you are perverts.", She snorted and looked away.

"What did I do?", I questioned her.

"Gentlemen, can we talk about serious matters?", Fury chimed in.

"What could be more serious than this matter? Mine secretary is better than his. Right?", Tony asked in fury.

He was speechless. 'This is a serious matter?' He was regretting coming here. "I should have sent Phil.", he thought. Actually he thought it loud enough for others to hear.

"Fury, your chance of taking your agents have lowered a lot.", I spoke to him.

He looked frustrated. He was frowning.

"Maria, well, I'm not like this idiot. If you want to stay then stay. If you want to go, then go.", Tony spoke with seriousness.

"Well, this isn't bad to be here but this isn't my place. My place is with him.", She pointed at Fury.

"I'm better than him."Tony spoke in a low voice but everyone heard him. And, ignored too.

Carol helped them so Maria is helping Nick Fury protect the Earth.

"I will send you the blueprint and blood tomorrow.", Fury then went with Maria.

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Next day, I hired a Ballet dancer for Natasha. She cried. "Well, I think you should go and practice. Also, you will pay me by showing us the dance you learned." I acted as if I did for her dance.

"Thank you!!", she replied.

If I'm not wrong Bruce is in Brazil. I think I can get his blood from Culver. Nah, I'm still a normal human. I can't get in this mess. I will take it when Bruce comes for Avengers.

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And so, time flew on. Tony's Birthday party was great. Well, there were no strippers. Or, models. It was just two families. And, Happy, And, Rod, And Natasha. Well, there were many people.

And, One day, Tony called me. "Let's go racing."

"Where?", I asked him.

"Monaco. Jet is ready."

"What?? Where are my clothes?", I asked him.

"I had May pack them. Let's find out who is the best now. We're always interrupted. So, let's see who is better at racing.", He told me.

"Ok. But, in case this gets interrupted, who covers more tracks is the better one.", I had my own proposition.

"Ofc. Don't worry I won't bully you much.", Tony told me.

I wasn't that behind him in racing. Let's see. I know he will be interrupted. So, hehe. I will win.

And, in the next half an hour, Everyone is on the Jet. May, Pepper, Natasha, Peter, Happy. "Wow, who will win? I think Uncle Ben will win. He always won against me." Peter excitedly said.

Everyone laughed at his antics. "I'm a lot better than your old man kid. I will show you what true racing is", Tony was being Tony.

Next hour, we're in Monaco. Pepper and May were both scared. Tony and I both had been in an accident. Almost to death's door. But, I also have my own suit in case I need it. And, It is better than Tony's. In the end I have a system to upgrade everything.

I also had his suit brought up. He will need it. How do I know? Well, I'm sage.

After some time Tony and I are on track. Everyone is cheering on us and Tony is waving his hands at them.

Soon the race started. I'm not far behind Tony. After a lap I saw Vanke looking at Tony. I knew in the next lap he would attack. So, I speeded up. It's not good being near Tony.

He also speeded up but I had Eve control the car for me. So, no trouble going over 150MPH. And, I became first in no time. Tony was lost far behind.

And, I heard a boom. Tony's car was cut in half. I stopped and came out of the car. The race had ended already since it was interrupted.

Our families were running towards the track. "Tony, you lost.", I told him.

"Oh yeah. If you hadn't stopped me I would have won.", Tony looked at Vanke. "Why do you have an arc reactor?" Tony asked seriously. He knew no one could make it except for him. And, ofc me. But again he came back to his usual form.

"Mate, you know him?", Tony asked me.

"Tony, you are hot and sexy. He is here with an electrical whip. Why do you think so? Have fun.", And, I ran away.

"I ain't into guys.", He screamed at me. I took out his suit and threw it at him. Tony suited up and Vanke was captured.

Being with me, Tony has become a miser of a kind. SO, he took his ship with him.

"So, you love being whipped huh? Pepper you know right?", I winked at pepper. She blushed.

"Why don't you be serious?", May scolded everyone.

"Well, our tin can man has solved it. So, it's fine.", I told them.

"What do you mean tin can man? And, yes I have solved it." Then he spoke loudly. "I have vanquished evil , rejoice everyone."

Everyone clapped at him. Screaming "Tony…..Tony". And, he was enjoying it.

And so, I took the first trophy. I was showing it again and again. And finally I was able to successfully irritate Tony.

"Tsk. This doesn't count. Next time. Let's fly a suit and see who is better.", he proposed.

Who am I to deny? "Ok.", I replied.

"Told you. Uncle Ben is awesome. He even wins against me. You couldn't even evade whip uncle Tony.", Peter Once again teased tony. Though it was innocent.

"This isn't a Playstation kid. This is a real race. R.E.A.L"

Everyone laughed.

Next day, Vanke ran away. Well, it was Hammer. I had my drones around Vanke. Also satellite after him. Hehe. Hammer, you will pay me billions of dollars. In the contract, it was written that, If Hammer is convicted in any criminal case of 4-star or above then he will give me 16% of his share in Hammer. And, also, he will return my 16% share in paradise.

Depending upon the severity, Hammer will pay additional compensation. If Hammer is found dead/guilty then it will be compensated from his property.

Hehe. Justin. You will give me your company. While you rot in jail. No, he will die. I will make sure of it.

After about a month Hammer had his expo. So, I along with Tony went there. I specifically asked Pepper and May to not come. Natasha was also geared up. I told them Vanke was with Hammer. They were ready. Natasha even called shield. So, Shield agents were around in civil dress and guards. Almost everyone was a SHIELD agent. No innocent people.

I also took a suitcase. Well, it was empty. But, if I need to suit up I can swap with one in system space. No one will doubt it.

Just like in Movie, Tony crashed the party. Every bot attacked Tony. Hammer was blaming Tony for this. "If you hadn't come this wouldn't have happened."

And so, SHIELD captured everyone present. Well, from Hammer side. While I was enjoying the side. with a coke in my hand. I also saw Hammer running away. So, I grabbed the fallen bot stuffed in the system space. And, went to Hammer's car. Put the bot in there. And, Got back. Hammer drove away. Alone. Maybe riding with others will make others suspect him. So, He drove away.

"*Boom*", Vanke destroyed all the bots. Which were gathered around the stage. I was looking at my phone. I saw Hammer's car flying in the air.

I was busy thinking, 'Who says you need tin cans to fly? Our Hammer did it so easily. And just like that. Well, Thor also has a hammer which flies. So, maybe hammers are meant to be natural flyers? Who knows? One can't speak and which could is now dead. It will always and forever be a mystery.'

"Is that hammer?"Natasha came and spoke to me. "Well yes. Isn't he looking cute in this?"I asked her. Hammer was struggling to get out of the car. "I will ask someone to help him.", she tried to go and ask agents for help.

But, I can't let him live, right?