Chapter 15

I know I thought I wanted to eat earth if I could see the sun, to see if humans could do photosynthesis, but it was just a joke I did not expect it to eat land from the river bottom.

Did I escape the orcs to die in this shit current? I know it was not a great swimmer, but I bet even an Olympic champion would be dragged by this river ... There are few moments I can climb the surface, I take a little and air to be dragged back to the bottom, I do not know How many times have I repeated this action ... I'm tired and I'm thinking of giving up.

I hit a stone hard enough to listen to my ribs crack, then I use the stone to climb to the surface of the river, and all I find is a dark cave, and now how can I see in the darkness? I just got used to mine ... That's right baby, besides being strong I have night vision, who's Batman compared to a slave suffered in an orc mine? ... besides being a rich guy who can kick my butt in several different ways ... I feel like crying.

I look forward to seeing if I find the end of the mountain, I think all rivers rise to the surface, right? I will not have to continue on the river to the sea, or get stuck in an underground place that only has a lot of water, right? I know I'm not very lucky, but if it happens it will already be a different level of chance.

Everything I can see is the river and a curve in the cave and many stalactites on the ceiling, no sign of exit, this would be a very beautiful and frightening vision if I was not in this situation ... it is actually a beautiful and frightening vision Even so hahaha ...

Well since I have time and I do not need to run from the orcs I'll take a look at the chat, unless they can turn into dolphins they will not follow me here on my little resort that is called a small stone, why dolphins and not Sharks? Well, I think the dolphins are the scarier aquatic animals, the sharks will only kill you, the dolphin has the chance to violate you, I do not know where I saw that they can do this and I do not even know if it's true, but since I saw it I'm afraid of dolphins.

Now how do I see the chat? ... I look at the chat behind me well in time to see a tree trunk down the river, bitch shit! My luck has improved ... but this trunk is coming very fast in my direction, will I be able to grab it? ... well that the chances are fuck, this is my cruise out of this hell.

The trunk is passing next to the stone so I can jump on it, and when I'm grabbed him I find a crack and put my arm on it, I begin to laugh with happiness, but it ends quickly when I see the curve of the tunnel approaching.

Jack "Where's the steering wheel of this thing? Mast? Guido? Anything? ... Let's turn shit trunk! Flip!

Or the sound of my screams mixed with the stream of the river, the trunk collides with a wall of the tunnel, but as my luck is very good, the trunk did not break ... but I think kiss head and back yes ... so I say hello An old friend Darkness.

When I recover the consciousness, I feel the familiar warmth of the sun, along with burns caused by it, I feel, I would revenge me and I open my eyes quickly to accept where this is, but ...

Jack "Oh my eyes! They are bleeding! Shit! Decrease like lights stock getting blind! Cursed sun for betrayed me!"

I start rolling by what I think is sand? With his hand covering my eyes and saying several swearing for some time.

Good news I'm not blind ... I think ... but I can not see all this is blazing and white, 'sigh' I would like to turn off the night vision, and my eyes were not bleeding it was only torn, many tears

After another time my eyes adapt the clarity, and I can see what this green surround and it makes me at the same time feel happy and sad ... happy stock, because I am finally free from that damn mine, no more orcs and beats, No longer having to eat insects and bush soup, live dock freedom!

Now the sadness comes because I am free in the middle of a scary Swamp that only God knows that of cravings there are in it, and I also know that inventory being persecuted by the Orcs, which I know of that shit manga that Hiro sent without chat.

Speaking of the chat how do I cancel the transmission? Did not this thing come with an instruction manual? Although even if it came I would not read, will there be someone who reads those things? Like, you buy something and do not know what you go to use or how you use it, then why the hell did you buy this thing? ... Coff Coff ... Returning to the subject, I tried several things to turn off the transmission, I tried to stretch The hand toward the screen, ran behind the screen, shouted with the screen, and even threw stones toward her.

People watching must be having fun this hour ... 'sigh' ... maybe if I let her there end the battery or something? Can not it be the rest of my life for others to watch, or is it? Like that movie that was to be drama, but it gonna be scary ... What was the same name? ... ah! It was Truman's show.

So after a few more waste attempts, I want to punch my face because I just had to say "chat turn off live broadcast" and ready ... shit! Because it is always the easiest option that people ignore is the right option. The chat then came to stay in front of me, I am curious as to how they will react to my spectacular and heroic escape.