?~we're going on a trip~?
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Lucifer: you good?
Ozpin: yes...yes just...give me a minute
the headmaster was not in a really good shape right now...and neither was his office...everything was just lying around and Lucifer was pretty sure that there was a little bit of vomit in the left corner of the room
it took ten minutes for Ozpin to gather himself together
Ozpin: alright...alright, what can i do for you Lucifer?
Lucifer: how can i summon the twin gods/brothers
Ozpin: ...please dont make me want to get drunk again ;-; ...
said Ozpin as he hidden his face behind his hands and let out the a heavy sigh...he really didnt want to repeat what he had done with Qrow...EVER
Lucifer: *sigh* mortals...using alcohol to escape your problems...
Ozpin: hmm? (mortals?)
Lucifer: fortunately for you i will share some knowledge with you and tell you what is the CORRECT way of escaping your problems
well that was interesting...Ozpin leaned forward and waited for the answer with anticipation...but what Lucifer said shocked him...
Lucifer: have you ever heard about marijuana...
...
before he and Ozpin got high he managed to get some answers on how to summon the twin god's/brothers...maybe...the G.O.L (God of light) left their relicts for Ozpin to use and "kill/destroy" Salem with their Help. BUT there is one thing in Ozpin Story that made Lucifer believe that the relics are more important that one could think.
The G.O.L told Ozpin that once his duty is fulfilled he and his brother the G.O.D (God of darkness) will come back and "judge" humanity and Ozpin work to bring them together...which was a task more difficult then killing Salem but okay...
well with that out of the way Lucifer and Ozpin smoke some weed and had the time of their lifes...they were so high that they were higher then heaven itself...
---time skip---
he told Salem that he will come back in a week and he already wasted two days which means that he has 5 more days to go into the remaining academies and retrieve the rest of the relics...and yes he already took the relic of choice from Beacon academy...the vault needs the "Fall maiden" but he didnt want to bother with "tricking" the vault into thinking that he was the fall maiden so he just blow up the door and took the Crown.
'hey system can you tell me how this relic works?'
(A/N: at this point in the series the power of this relic was not explained yet so i will make something up)
[the relic when placed on the head will provide you with every possible choice of every action that you will do]
this...is...amazing! truly something only a god would be able to do...if he put this crown on and wanted to take over remnant using only a pencil then this crown will show him how to do it with 100% accuracy! ...but....
'where's the catch?'
[human minds are not able to comprehend the amount of information that the crown sends to them so they can use it only for half and hour every day. you being an seraph making you an existence far beyond Mortal limits means that you should be able to use the crown more freely but overusing it can still put a strain on you.]
YUP definitely OP!
he put the crown into his shoulder bag and left for the bullhead that he will fly on to visits the other academies but...
Nora: We're going on a trip! in our favorite rocket ship! Zooming through the sky, Little Einsteins Climb aboard, get ready to explore. There's so much to find, Little Einsteins ~🎵
Lucifer: can someone explain?
asked the genuinely confused Lucifer as he saw that both Team RWBY and JNPR were on the bullhead with him.
Ruby: oh! oh! oh! *raises her hand* pick me! pick me!
Lucifer: Ruby.
Ruby: headmaster Ozpin told us that you are send on a mission to retrieve some "things" from the huntsmen academies and asked us to assist you!
Lucifer: alright, thanks Ruby *pats Ruby*
Ruby: hehe *enjoys the moment*
honestly he didnt know why the headmaster thought that making them go with him is a good idea but a he actually enjoyed their company...even if they didnt let him read his books...hmmm weird...i guess this is what other call "friends" right? ...eh questions for later.
with everyone on board he told the pilot to take off and prepared himself for the onslaught of questions that they will surely ask him about magic...he didnt have much time to explain it last time as they were to flabbergasted but now...
Lucifer: ask away...