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Cupid, The Strongest Love Counselor

Abandoned and killed by the “gods” of love hundreds of years ago, Cupid is reborn in the modern world of Seoul Korea, with no memory of what happened before. But knowing what his abilities and purpose is, he runs a small love counseling business to help regular couples or married couples fix their relationship and rekindle the love. But, there’s a twist. He does it in a fashion where it involves a lot of brutality and fighting, literally defeating the core issue within the relationship. And at the same time, Cupid wants to feel love as well, jealous of everyone who has it.

TheRedRedHoodie · Fantasy
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10 Chs

Twin Immortals

Geon asked, "W-What are you doing?!"

Cupid was still dashing around and slashing down more clones with his sharp bow, shooting heart shaped arrows at them, and he was teleporting above them, and threw loud punches with pink flames surrounding his fist and punch.

Cupid landed on one knee, and ate some more of his candy as armies of clones rushed at him.

Cupid said, "It should be obvious, dude."

"Huh?"

"The way my paradox ability works, is that yes it creates a domain for my opponent, giving them what looks like an advantage over me, but I also have an advantage. Why would I have so much power and authority in my own ability and not have a few perks of my own?"

"What are you….saying.."

"The more power you dish out, the stronger I get, permanently. I feed off the lingering mana all your abilities exhale out in your soul."

"I-impossible!"

"HAHAH! DUUUUMBASS! Did you actually think you had the drop on me?"

Geon thought, 'So you mean to tell me, he's getting stronger just by forcing more clones out? Me using my abilities is making him stronger! I have an idea…'

Geon slashed his scythe at the air, exclaiming, "Destroy!"

The clones and monsters disappeared, and Geon dashed forward at Cupid, and Cupid dashed towards him.

Geon swung his scythe, saying, "You forgot I had a piece of your soul in my hands as a weapon. Damage or hitting that will destroy your soul completely! Fool!"

Cupid caught the scythe, and looked Geon in the eyes.

Cupid said, "Let me help ya' with that."

Cupid shattered Geon's scythe just by squeezing it slightly, and the pieces fell slowly.

Geon gasped, saying, "You…you..crazy fool…how are you not dying?"

Cupid smirked, "Ya know, people tend to forget how strong I really am. Well, not a lot of people know, but right now, I'm not even going 100%, because I don't wanna kill yer ass. It's like you and every other weirdo has said to me. Maybe I am some sort of god."

Geon panicked, thinking, 'I took a large chunk of his soul out using my Soul Weapon ability! How the hell is he fine?! Even when facing a god, Anteros told me this starts to slowly kill him if it gets destroyed fully. But why the fuck is he smiling? Don't panic you bastard. Don't panic. Kang chose me to be a part of the Raven family, our divine god of mutual love and love returned, Anteros, chose us to bear the dragon mark….he would expect this of me.'

Geon stood up, straight, and he fell to his knees before Cupid, saying, "Do what you will, fucker. But I promise you, Anteros and the Erotes will have your head soon for the goals and desires of the Raven. Soon, you'll be-."

Cupid rammed his knee against Geon's face with a grin, with a bright light flash of pink, red, and white flames. Geon went blasting away as blood bashed from his face, and the entire domain shattered; they were back out in the real world.

Geon crashed through buildings, and then hit the ground near a group of A.H.A members.

Cupid started walking out on the road still eating his candy as he was slowly getting out of his Valentine's Day form, and he said, "Phew. It's hot as shit out here."

Then he thought, 'Anteros…the erotes…names that sound familiar to me…where have I heard them before? Going back to how I got here, I kinda just showed up at the age of 20. What about my life before that? No, I would've remembered. What's really going on? Why am I so strong?'

People were watching him from the side as they were running, and some said:

"Is he the one causing all of this?!"

"He's walking TOWARDS the danger?! Is he crazy?!"

"He's walking towards it while just eating candy casually!"

"Yo, kid, get to safety!"

Cupid replied, "Heh? Is there actual danger? WAIT! DO YOU GUYS NEED LOVE REKINDLING SERVICES?!"

Cupid started to jog with the civilians, saying, "MY NAME'S CUPID! I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'VE SEEN MY AD SOMEWHERE ON SOCIAL MEDIA-!"

The civilians yelled:

"SOMEONE HELP!"

"IT'S A GUY TRYING TO DESTROY US WITH PYRAMID SCHEMES AND HORRIBLE ADVERTISEMENT!"

Cupid gritted his teeth, and floated above them with pink flames around his fist, saying, "The fuck did you just say?"

"AGHH!"

"EEP!"

Geon was laying down on the ground still, as he was being bounded by A.H.A members. The members said to each other:

"Yeah, he fits the description."

"He's the one who attacked the 'no-mana-punch' kid. Him and some creature with a staff."

"Damn, I heard it happened fast, but Nari was able to get it all. She's impressive!"

Geon thinks, 'Dammit! That bitch! Her back was turned, how was she able to…wait…she was facing towards the road..did she see me through a reflection but didn't turn around because it was too risky at the moment?'

Geon then remembered that he heard Nari say to Bora during their exchange, "Oi, don't move."

Geon sighed, saying to himself, "Tch. How annoying-."

Geon gasped, and he found himself standing in the middle of a golden room with golden pillars inside of it, and a glowing man was laying on a golden heart shaped bed with two twins.

Geon dropped to his knees, and said, "My king!!"

'The domain of Anteros…one of his abilities is making a home in his followers' minds temporarily, mostly if he wants to talk. Similar to that fucking fool, Cupid's Paradox ability.'

Anteros was a tall man, long glowing blonde hair, pure white glowing eyes, and he wore a golden silk bathrobe.

He said, "Well this is awkward."

Geon replied, "King.."

Anteros scratched his ear, saying, "I told you already I hate that name and you continue to call me that. Call me Anteros."

"Apologies."

The both of them sat in silence, Anteros was looking at Geon with an awkward look, and Geon was sweating.

"Permission to spea-."

"Shoot."

"Me and Yin intercepted the call between Cupid and Kang's mother, Sena. She and Kang's father want to be reunited with Kang, to rekindle the love they used to have with him. Cupid is supposed to be heading over there for the meeting. I don't know what happened, we intercepted him, he acted like he didn't care about what we were saying, then attacked us shortly after. I told your familiar to go on, because if Yin died, then you would temporarily be weakened. And I couldn't let that happen, so I sent Yin back to deal with the other A.H.A members, especially that bitch Nari-."

A large gust of wind hit Geon, and he flew back hitting the wall.

Anteros said, "Watch that word you just spoke, you're in front of women. These are the daughters of the Erote Himeros, the goddess of sexual desire. Foul words around them are not welcome. Now continue."

Geon gritted his teeth slowly, and he calmed down, continuing, "I fought Cupid, and he easily overpowered me."

"Did you mention my name to him?"

"I did. And that's the only time he really started to focus. He started to remember I think."

"Haha..haha…HAHA! Yes, he's slowly coming back."

"Don't tell me you knew I was going to lose…'

"Huh? What kind of statement is that? Of course I did. Cupid killed an army of our immortals and gods and goddesses, that should be impossible, you know? No way a human can stand a chance against him. He scales above humans and some gods. Before we didn't have the power to go against him, but thanks to Cupid killing millions of deities and immortals, we gathered the leftover mana from their bodies and turned it into our mana. Still, STILL! HOW THE FUCK IS HE ALIVE?! HOW DID HE COME HERE?! TO THIS WORLD?! HOW DOES HE NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING?! AND WHY IS HE ALIVE?! Haha…HAHAHA! FUCKING HELL! I think I have an idea on what happened but I'm not entirely sure…but you, Geon, failed."

"Failed?! But you knew I would-!"

"The fact that you surrendered to that kid…is unacceptable. Like, he's a total douchebag, an asshole, and a narcissistic nonchalant lazy brat. He was like that in the Realm of the Golden Island, the realm is the gods, goddesses, and immortals. But that's all gone now, sucks. But Geon, you surrendered. That's where you failed. Even if you lost, I could still gather data and intel on him, and even track him. I can't physically be out in the human world, my power is too great and could melt this world in mere minutes. And for Cupid to just walk around here without melting this world is another mystery, his power is vast as well."

"Please forgive me…please…"

"I do not forgive those who surrender. I chose the Raven family to do my bidding for their desires, and you couldn't fight to the end. You were the most troublesome one, always going off on people, always getting into fights, and always having an attitude. And personally, I liked it. Had me thinking you were about what you stood for, no punk shit. But you let me down by surrendering to that pitiful brat."

"Please…don't do this…"

Anteros went to sit back down on the bed, and he said, "Rushin, Gretel, do as you wish."

Rushin and Gretel were twins, both of them with glowing blue hair on long hip length braids, glowing blue eyes, and glowing pale skin.

They looked at each other, smiling.

Gretel said to Rushin, "We definitely have to tell mother about this!"

Rushin responded, "No! She hates Anteros! She'll probably take us back from him!"

"Oh! Right! So do you wanna take the first strike at Geon?"

"Mmm, okay!"

Geon was panicking, he sweated, standing up, saying, "Wait..wait…don't do this! I did everything for you! For the Raven also!"

Anteros sighed, saying, "Ugh. Pathetic."

In a split second, Rushin and Gretel zipped past Geon, and many parts of his body started to spurt out blood.

Rushin and Gretel's bodies were surrounded by a glowing blue outline, and they were holding blue swords that had black smoke coming from them.

Geon was bleeding out, but he stayed up. He grew two glowing dragon horns, and he jumped backwards, sliding back on the slick floor.

Geon, bleeding down from the top of his head as blood dripped to the floor, said, "I thought..I fucking thought would really help me, that I would really get my greatest wish granted. But it turns out that was a lie. You promised us, all of the Raven family, that no matter, we shall get whatever the fuck we desire. Right?"

Anteros said, "I have no room for failures, buddy. Accept defeat."

"No! I won't! Haha…it's funny…growing up without parents and being a bully, now I'm the one being bullied…how fucking ironic."

"Oi, I didn't ask for a backstory. Be thankful I even left you some of my power so you can fight against these two Immortals."

Geon thought, 'The immortals I keep hearing about, these twins…are-?!'

Anteros read Geon's mind, and he said, "Yes. Those twins are the immortals, Immortals are the children of the gods and goddesses who have bred with other beings or humans from other realms to have them. They are hybrid children who are insanely powerful, and it takes ten times a normal god or goddesses power to kill them entirely. They are given high status, if their parents both die, they are the ones who absorb all of their power and become the new god or goddesses, then they finally become immortal because of all the power they will have stacked up. Cool as hell right?"

The twins were rushing towards Geon, Geon jumped in the air, dodging their slash attack.

Geon teared up, and he ripped one of his horns out, with blood splashing everywhere.

Geon chanted, "Kings Horn!"

Geon blew into his horn like a trumpet, and there was a loud roar. The area shook, and giant glowing white lions with spiraling glowing green horns came out of the horn like a flood with green flames shooting from the back of them, and they attacked the twins.

The twins looked at each other, nodded with a grin, and leaped upward towards the lions, and at light speed, they sliced them apart, and from the twins swords, were giant glowing blue snakes with red eyes chomping through the glowing lions as well.

The twins hacked and slashed while moving at insane speeds. But when they finished killing them all, Geon was behind both of them, and he reached into one of the twins' backs, and grabbed onto their soul, about to create a soul weapon.

The twin Gretel was on the right side of Geon, about to attack, saying, "Noooope!"

Gretel slashed at him, but Geon had a large glowing white sword in his hand, and swung it at Gretel. Their weapons collided, and Rushin screamed, "AGH! FUCK! THAT KINDA HURT! CAN I STOP GOING EASY NOW?!"

Geon said with a laughing grin, "Damn you both! Whores! Bitches!"

Rushin grabbed Geon's left ear, Gretel grabbed his right ear, and they both pulled with 1% of their power, and Geon's entire body split in half. Blood flew all over the place, even on the twins.

Rushin exclaimed, "Yuck! Human blood got in my mouth! I'm gonna barf!"

Gretel added, "EW! EW! EW! WASH YOUR MOUTH!"

Anteros stood up, and thought to himself, 'I see the Raven as a family, not only just pawns. I hate to see this happen, but I don't like punk ass brats who surrender to gods like Cupid. Cupid…people don't know whether you're a god or some higher powerful being, but just know…me and Erotes will make what happened many years ago a repeated scenario. Hope to create new divine purity will be ours again. No matter what we have to do.'