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Cultivating A Kunoichi Harem

He's an overbearing military commander ripped from his world because he needs a vacation, also his world blows up. With no way back and his cultivation base dropped down to 0, he has to start from scratch. Locked in a jailcell and about to be interrogated he cultivates for his life. Smut, Cultivation, and reincarnation Enjoy.

Ultimatedaywriter · Anime & Comics
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11 Chs

From Yang To Yin

The powerful medicinal smell of well-formed pills filled the air. With the smell filling the air he knew that somewhere in the process, he'd fucked up. It might have something to do with his current distraction.

Hikari was happily eating his share of the pills. They bird had certainly grown larger over the last month. He'd grown some large golden feathers in place of his former fluff. The little eagle was also three times his original size and spat out the occasional laser beam. Two of his chairs were pill furnace wood thanks to the missing legs. The little eagle spat out pure solar lasers. It also took to sunbathing.

The willful little eagle was a handful but hardly a distraction.

They'd recently built Sasori a new body for interrogation. With a few bribes and the promise of cruiser schematics Sasori was easy to bring to their side. The red headed puppet was under heavy anbu watch and wasn't an issue. Jack still had to meet the puppet user to iron out their exchange but that too hadn't proved a distraction from the fine art of pill making.

It could have something to do with the diagrams of their team finding Sasuke with his cruisers. Drawings with them tying up Uchiha Sasuke and bringing him home covered them room. His room, in his house while he was making pills. HIkari had long since abandoned him for the quiet of the outdoors.

"That's why this plan has to work Jack. We can do it Dattaboyo!" Naruto shouted. Honestly, he had no idea what Naruto was going on about. Something about a snake man taking the emo's butt cherry and the power of friendship that would surely convince Sasuke to come back to the village. There were pictures of Itachi thrown in there as well.

"You'd be better off using a girl to get him back." Jack said. Naruto took on a pensive look at that.

"Sakura chan tried, he won't give up for her." Jack sighed.

"He's your friend right or more than your friend. You said something about having an unbreakable bond with him." Jack said.

"That's right we are friends no matter what. When we fought something happened and we understood each other." Naruto said.

Jack had been working through this presentation and had begun crafting a sex change pill. He hadn't meant to do it at first. But over time, he mixed a few DNA rewriting viruses together and kind of made one. It wasn't the standard pill by any means. There were probably quite a few flaws and side effects. It was dangerous and could lead to Naruto committing suicide if he took it.

Unfortunately, Jack didn't give a damn. A few suicidal thoughts were a price most would be willing to pay to save their friend. From the way Naruto described their last encounter, the boy had finally gotten through the the Uchiha. Jack wouldn��t mind getting his hands on a pair of eyes like those. Bringing Sasuke back to the leaf village would put one of the last Uchiha into range of his lab.

He pulled the tray out of his pill furnace and stared at the Yang to Yin pill. Truly, he'd made it after hours of the blonde badgering him. It had to be fate.

"Naruto swallow this pill and Sasuke will listen to you. He'll see your point of view without a doubt." Jack said and charged the pill with yang to yin sutras.

"What's up with those weird words?" Naruto asked.

"Just a final charge for the pill. Its much stronger than it was before." Jack said.

"I should go ask Granny Tsunade. She knows more about this than me. No offense but she'd the best medic nin ever." Naruto said.

"Are you trying to embarrass her?" Jack asked.

"What of course not. I'd never embarrass granny, dattaboyo." Naruto confirmed.

"Then why would you ask her about a medicine outside her field. You aren't sick, that pill isn't to boost your health, its to give your words more oomph." Jack said.

"And Granny doesn't know about pills that give you more oomph." Naruto asked.

"Well I did just make it. Its built to make your words more appealing to Sasuke. You can't get him back with vinegar sometimes to catch a fly you need honey." Jack said.

"This will make Sasuke listen to me how." Naruto said.

"You almost got through to him, you just need a little more push. That's what that pill is. It'll give you that final push you need to win the day." Jack said. He waited for the telltale sign that Naruto had finally bought it. It was time for the final push.

"Now that will be 500,000 ryo would you like to pay with cash or card." Jack said. Naruto's eyes widened.

"Hey, I'm your teammate, you supposed to help me out. Why is this pill so expensive?" Naruto demanded.

"Naruto I'm a master of my craft. When I make something, it works as I intended, or I don't sell it. How about this? Ugh, I wish I had a receipt to give you. Fine, take the pill now and when you get Sasuke back, we'll have him pay for it. Think of it like a prank for leaving in the first place." Jack said.

Naruto brightened at the idea. "You have a deal. Dattaboyo!" Naruto shouted and downed the pill. Jack investigated with his qi sense to ensure Naruto wasn't pulling a fast one on him. Once he sensed the qi within the pill take effect, he was certain that a show was about to begin.

"So how long before I feel any effects." Naruto asked.

"You'll feel them shortly. Don't worry about it. Take a seat. I feel like ramen for lunch what do you say?" Jack said. "Tell me about what you plan to do as Hokage."

"You really believe I'll be Hokage." Naruto asked.

"I believe if you put your mind to it dreams can become reality. I had a dream too once." Jack said.

Jack opened his fridge and pulled out the ingredients. "What happened?" Naruto asked.

He sliced an onion in half before dicing it. "I succeeded only for everything to blow up in my face. Sometimes succeeding isn't enough, you have to stick the landing." Jack muttered.

Naruto busied himself taking bowls from Jack's cabinets and pulling out silverware. "How do you stick the landing?" Naruto asked.

He twisted a nob lighting the fire under his skillet. A dash of oil and some salt quickly sautéed the onions. "Look before you leap. You might want to be Hokage, but you have to know what political climate you're going to be Hokage of. I wanted to be the perfect Imperial Legate. Being an Imperial Legate during a civil war is very different than one against other nations or even outer threats. You don't want to be Hokage during a economic collapse." Jack said.

Naruto gave the onions in Jack's pan a rebellious look. "If I'm going to be the best Hokage ever then it shouldn't matter. It is better for me to be there if the economy collapses." Naruto said.

Jack placed a large pot on the eye and brought it to boil. "Its better for the people and the ninja but not for you. Just look before you leap into the hat. Know what you're getting into. Even if you are the best Hokage ever that doesn't make you an economist. You'll need to know how to choose your advisers. That can be a painful skill to learn."

Naruto wiped some sweat from his forehead. "Is it getting hot in here or is it me?" Naruto asked. Jack too a step back and stared at the open flame then back at Naruto. "Hey, it wasn't that bad when you were making pills." He defended.

Jack tossed in a pinch of salt and began boiling the noodles and chopped some celery. His knife flashed rapidly across the stalk. He added it to the boiling noodles.

He pointed to the talismans hanging above the pill furnace. The blue talismans shined with a cold indifference to them. "They cool the room down when I make pills." Jack said.

Naruto dragged his orange coat off. It was covered in sweat. He felt at his chest and narrowed his blue eyes. "That's weird, it feels touchy." Naruto muttered.

Jack placed a lid on the boiling noodle pot before adding large steaks to the skillet. "You are wearing a new shirt. Did you forget to wash it before you put it on?" Jack asked.

Naruto rubbed the back of his head. "No, do you think someone else wore it first." Naruto asked.

He pointed to his bedroom. "Second drawer, I have a few spare shirts." Jack said.

Naruto ran for the bedroom while Jack finished searing the steaks. He took them off the skillet and added them with the onions to the noodles. After adding another dash of salt, he took the noodles off the stove and let them soak in the juice. He stirred them a few times letting the grease mix in. Jack tasted the broth and added more salt and pepper. Some chilly powder gave it just the spice he wanted.

Gently, he poured the ramen in the two bowls. He cracked an egg atop each and watched as the hot broth cooked the eggs. Ramen was ready. He looked at the clock.

Jack heard a boy's yell quickly change to a young woman's cries. He let out a whistle and walked into the room where a big titties blond stood felt at her womanhood in confusion. The girl turned to him with a betrayed look in her blue eyes.

"What have you done to me?" she asked.

"Nothing, I gave you a pill and you took it of your own free will. Let's hope Sasuke comes back otherwise you owe me 500,000ryo. I mean it's a lot, but you should be able to pay it back with ease. We were paid much more on our last mission." Jack said.

She pulled at her breasts and scrunched her face cutely in horror. "This isn't a transformation, its real. You turned me into a girl. Change me back Dattaboyo!"

Jack could sense the transformation settle completely. He felt his dick harden at the sight of her pulling at her breasts. Jack checked the time. They had about twenty minutes before the ramen was cool enough to eat.

Telekinetic will closed the door gently behind him. He raised a finger and moved it to the left. All the clothes on that side tore away. He waved it to the right. The clothes on that side were torn away as well. The blue-eyed blonde girl was left exposed before him. "I love the little blonde pubs. Naruko you make a lovely young woman." Jack said.

Naruko took a step back. Her legs buckled against the bed and she fell backwards. "What's going on. Why do I feel so weak?"

Jack stepped over her taking his clothes off at his own pace. To the human eye he would be a blur of flying clothes. "It will take a while for your body to adjust to its new state. But don't worry, I'll help you."

She pushed against the bed driving herself further away from him. Jack watched her struggle. Between he legs her little pussy had already started glistening. "Don't come any closer. I don't want this." Naruko said.

He spread her legs open and placed the head of his dick against her pink lips. Almost like a crown tufts of yellow hair gathered around her lips. Jack reached out and pinched one of her tits. She moaned in pleasure before her eyes opened in wonder. "That felt so good. Is this what its like being a girl?" Naruko asked.

Jack lowered his cock to her lips and rubbed against them gently. They were so tight and needy. Every little vibration caused cute little Naruko to shudder. "Why don't you grow your hair out? I bet you'll look pretty." Jack suggested.

Naruko's lisp quivered while she looked up at him. "You're such a pervert. I don't know what's going on. This feels so good but I'm different."

Jack reached down and slipped a finger between her folds. He wiggled around sending vibrations through her little cunny then pulled the digit out and plopped it in Naruko's mouth. It stopped her from talking at least. "Then let me make things simple. I'm going to fuck you and then we're going to eat ramen. Got it." Jack said.

Naruko nodded her head. Jack pushed into her and felt her cunny squeeze down on him. "You're breaking my pussy." Naruko screamed. He pushed until he was good and deep inside her.

He pushed her legs up and settled his balls between her cheeks. Jack stretched her legs out and slid forward. Naruko's eyes widened while Jack slid forward slowly. He'd not only torn her hymen but stretched her out completely. The pain soon left her eye and she grinned. "This is great. Keep fucking my pussy. Oh, Jack kun your dick is so big." Naruko said and laughed.

With a grunt, he wrapped his arms under her back and lifted her until her legs were wrapped tightly around him. With his knees supporting them, he felt her slide all the way down to his base. "That pill I gave you made you into a woman and reversed a lot of your nature. It also bolstered other attributes. You could say you're a super woman. Maybe we can dress you up in white and cut your hair at the nape of your neck." Jack joked. It had been two centuries since DC shut down.

He pulled back and pushed deep into her. Her walls crushed down on him and gushed love juices on to him. Moving through her slippery walls was a challenge all in itself. Every inch he moved was suddenly stopped by crushing walls and a gasp from the blond. Naruko's pussy pulsed with orgasm after orgasm. When it finally stopped convulsing it started up again. He assumed it was a first-time situation.

Jack raised her up and felt her pussy bulge trying to swallow his dick back. "No, leave it in, don't stop now."

He nuzzled her ear and whispered. "The ramen is getting cold." Jack said. Naruko's eyes widened in horror. She gripped him with her legs, lifted up, and slammed down. Repeatedly, he raised and shoved his cock into her with all her might. Every thrust took him closer to the edge. He grabbed her ass and snatched one of her nipples between his lips. With a final thrust she yelled. "For the ramen." Jack erupted inside of her.

Naruko tied her legs around him while he emptied inside of her. She stood up and his cock fell out of her with a slurping sound. Naked from head to toe and dripping cum from her twat Naruko charged for the dining room where the ramen cooled.

Ok this was the easiest chapter to write yet and it was too fun in some parts. I might have gotten carried away. If so, sorry guys.

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