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"Ugh where am I?" I stared up at a beige plastic wall seemingly covering me from all sides, with bars guarding what seemed to be the entrance. A putrid smell assaulted my nostrils as I began to see a weiner dog, pitbull and a parrot all staring back at me from the other side.

Each was caged insid--- ARGGHHHH, I violently charged the bars, shaking with all my great strength within, the bars vibrated and hardly moved a bit.

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A woman named Lilly sat at the front of the pound behind a brown wooden desk, it had 2 rooms, the front and the back.

Moments later she heard a kitten roar.

*MEOWWWW*

A little rustle ensued before the room altogether going silent.

She got up from the light brown wooden stool she was sitting on and walked across the clean white tiles to the back, passing through an electronic iron door.

She kicked the cage and yelled shut up stupid cat. "You luckii we not in malaysia, home country. I cook you real good. I pluck you hair a--partt and fry you in sum oooell"

"Who does she think she is?!" cat almost barked in a furious rage.

One could only see a furious paw swiping through the bars ready to enact all matters of vengeance.

Lilly saw nothing because she already turned around and went back to the desk. The iron door clicking shut tightly behind her.

Who would take a kittens threat to heart?

*squawkkkk*

*kitten is kitten kekeke*

*squawkk*

Kitten leaned against the wall, it was hard doing time. He walked over to the metal lock fused to the bars, his key to freedom.

*Chow Time*

Lilly the crazy lady returned with food for every animal except for Cat. She wore a white apron with a tan sweater and blue jeans.

An hour passed after she left, *Growlll*

Cats stomach was beginning to feel the pain.

Cat reminisced, it was hard doing ti--

The cage suddenly shook, a small earthquake had happened and Cat being in the west coast apparently helped. The metal lock somehow jostled open.

The tremors however did not stop and began to increase. With his cat ears he was picking up on accidents happening right outside.

Lilly was hiding under the table when a car ran through the middle of the store. And created a massive hole on the left side of the store to the back. The animals were knocked out from the sudden push but Cat being the only animal on the right side was undisturbed.

Cat walked out of his cage, an air of dominance and pride overtaking him. He was just the unparalle-- a cavein underneath Cat sent him swimming in the small sewage passageway below.

"No--no-ug--noo" a villain. Covered in poo. A white kitten at that. Can you imagine the cleaning bill to remove these stains, all of these thoughts passing through Cats mind as he trudged through sewage.

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UNBELIEVABLE. ME. COVERED IN POO.

I was one of the greatest villians of the century, popple topple, rolly rick and the rest would make me a laughing stock.

Mr.snitchems would tell everyone, you probably wouldn't even need to bribe him. What made him so repulsive was his ability to communicate telepathically with everyone in the world. If he wanted someone to know your secret, well goodluck.

I could see the headlines now, top villian turned kitten covered in poo.

From bottom of the world to bottom feeder.

I squeezed my tiny paws, I would not allow it!!!

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Firefighters searching the nearby area came across a hole, as they walked by they heard a little furious kitten. He meowed at them as if they owed him their lives. His paws up in the air saying grab me or die. His little cute green eyes tried to scream death threats but the firefighters were unphazed. They picked him up by the fur of his neck.

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Oi, what the heck is this guy doing.

I oughtta string him up for holding me a world class villian this way.

After putting me down, I rolled in a nearby puddle then took a good look at my surroundings. The street was in chaos and people were running and screaming everywhere. Cars lay flipped, in a ditch or building and even just in an accident.

There were buidlings and houses on fire and everything seemed to be falling apart.

Cat thought about his babe, the iron chef.

She would be alright, there was no tougher babe.

I need to find a way back out of this mes--

*fwip*

Mac found himself in his underwear in the street. His atlas like physique snd notable strength returned to him. Wasn't I just a cat?

I must rush home and fix this condition.

He began to super jump through the air heading home. He got to the front door, having nothing and their door being like a bank vault, he wrung the door bell. His wife couldn't wait to see him I bet.

The door opene--

*fwip*

"NOOOO" He stared silently at his little paws, slowly mustering the courage to look beyond them. Mustering his best kitten eyes, he tried to look at iron chef--

*boof*

She had hit the spring trap button sending him flying halfway across town.

He came crashing through a hole in the roof, bounced off a wall and landed in a small cat bed. The door slammed shut with a tight metal lock. Somehow he had ended up right back where he started.

A parrot cackled.. the dogs woofed and he let out a deep... *meowww.....*

It sure was a hard life doing time.

He knew repairs would take time in the city, he began working on a plan to escape.. again. But this time no iron chef. What a woman.

Maybe cats meow because of the stress they endured. Mac thought about sparing cats after wiping out all mice.

He had not forgotten about that infestation. That horried thing laughing at him. The humiliation made his fur stand on end.

But first he had to escape.