Entrance exam of UA

[You tend to shut your mouth when you know the true power of words.] -Antlike

-*-*-

Warm rays were seeping through the stores, and gently caressing my face, waking me up in the process.

"Good morning Master." Eve said, her apathetic voice getting heard from my phone.

Opening my eyes, I was greeted by the stores rising thanks to Eve's actions and the almost pink clouds in the sky, representative of the rising sun, announcing the start of a new day.

"It is 7:11 am. The temperature of the city will vary from 10°C to 15°C." Eve continued to inform me while I was going to the bathroom.

Thirty minutes later, I was done getting all clean.

I wore my school uniform and put my famous blindfold on my eyes.

Then, I went downstairs to make myself a simple breakfast.

"Master." Eve called me, getting my attention.

"I am listening." I replied, checking the contents of the bag I will use today.

"I looked for the best recipe online, which would give you all the energy needed to help you achieve your goal. If you permit me, I will guide you through the process." Eve requested.

"Did you consider the time needed for me to reach Yuei on time?" I asked back, not answering yet.

"Yes. Master will even have spare time if he wants to." She replied.

I did not install that in her program. I guess that it is among the perks of a learning AI.

"Let's cook then." I finally answered, looking at the recipe she displayed on the fridge.

-*-*-*-

One hour or so later, I was walking toward my soon-to-be highschool.

I do not want to appear pretentious or whatever, but knowing what the practical exam will be, it is safe for me to express my confidence.

How do I know about the exam? Well, let's say that a certain Eve hacked through Yuei's system and got everything relatively useful. Whether about the teachers or the students, be it current or already graduated.

I have to say that Eve can be pretty frightening. I saw the amount of protection surrounding the servers of Yuei and even I would find it pretty impossible to go through. It was at a level where only the most advanced country could be.

Well, I am talking about the exam as if it was the best thing I encountered, but Eve has shown me something which made me reevaluate my plans.

In the principal's office, there was a camera. This camera had the footage it takes regularly erased by the principal himself since he is the only one who has access to it.

Eve told me that she had to go through too many things to have access to today's footage, that she was sure that making another hole in the firewall would surely alert the mastermind behind the protections.

Nevertheless, she recorded the footage, and sent it to me, on an encrypted address of course.

What did I saw? All Might entered the room with his usual smile on his face. Behind the desk, a mutant animal I could not identify was drinking tea and seemed to greet him.

The next second, All Might... deflated and what was left from his muscular appearance was a skeleton-like man who looked as if he was about to die the next second.

They then sat and began talking about a few things.

The camera was facing the back of All Might so his lips were not visible. The principal was not much more useful as the thing did not have lips, to begin with.

The content of their conversation was actually impossible to decipher.

Well, let's not fret about such things.

All Might's real form is already quite a big revelation, I actually have so much to do with it that I don't know where to start.

Arriving in front of the school, I noticed a particular green-haired boy stuttering to himself.

He really did come. I wonder what he will be able to do in front of robots without any quirk...

Should I wear a tie at his funeral?

That's a question for later I guess.

Walking inside and ignoring the look he gave me, I proceeded to sit somewhere random.

A few minutes later, I heard a grunt of annoyance at my side. A grunt that I knew particularly well.

"Hello, Katsura." I said, turning toward her with my trademark smile.

"... Hello." She replied with a mosquito voice.

It surprised me since she usually doesn't answer me and simply grunt in annoyance- as she usually does.

I often mistake her for a pokemon.

A few minutes later, the light above us dimmed enough to make us pay attention to what was happening on the stage.

It was at this moment that another presence I recognized went and took the free place at my other side.

It was not the green-haired person that I appreciate.

The voice I recognized as the pro-hero Present Mic on the stage was explaining how things were going to happen.

To be honest I did not care as I knew how it was gonna happen with the villain points and the hero points that they decided to omit in their presentation.

Suddenly, a guy at the front raised his hand... and his whole body? To talk about an error on the paper they gave us and he added that it was unacceptable and blablabla.

He doesn't seem like the kind of guy I would have fun with, to be honest. More like the kid with a stick so deep in his ass that he can't bend his limbs.

Then he proceeded to turn around and pointed his finger at Midoriya.

"You there! Stop moving around, you are distracting! If you think that Yuei is some pleasure jaunt then leave this place at once!"

Not letting Midoriya say or more like whisper his apologies, he moved his finger at me.

"You! Remove this blindfold! It isn't a place where you can sleep as you want!" He declared

Is he some kind of retarded little fuck?

I mean... He doesn't even know why I am wearing it and he asks me to remove it?

So I did what I wanted to do at the moment.

Smiling from ear to ear, I replied.

"Ever heard of medusa?"

The atmosphere became instantly tense as my answer seems to shut him down.

If I were to remove my blindfold and some random guy turned into stone... he probably would not be able to pardon himself.

"Yo- you c-" His answer was cut off by Present Mic.

"Examinee 1111 don't tease too much examinee 7111. To answer you examine 7111, the fourth type of villain you'll encounter is worth zero points! Let's call them 'Arena Traps'."

I ignored the rest of his explanation, and a few minutes later, we were dispatched to our designated site.

I was sent to the same site as Katsura. She was very focused on stretching and warming up.

She progressed a lot during these last months, even though I could hardly qualify her as a real threat to me.

My quirk gives me near-intangibility whether I am aware or not, everything harmful to me would be going through me harmlessly.

Sure I can decide to stay solid, but if I am in danger, I won't hesitate to dissipate.

"And start!" The voice of Present Mic could be heard from the big tower he was standing on.

Not wasting a second, I disappeared from where I was standing, letting a few kids who notice standing, mouth agape.

I reappeared a kilometer or so farther, and rematerialized on a roof and I observed the robots walking aimlessly, surely programmed to act when a student will be near them.

I manipulated a cloud above and positioned it just above a three-pointer.

A second later, a deadly laser of high-pressure water fell upon the robot.

It was cleanly cut by the high-pressured water.

"Neat!" I exclaimed, seeing that a single small cloud could do so much damage.

The robots then began to notice my presence and some even tried to make the building fall or climb.

I began to float above the building as getting shaken like that was not very pleasant.

I lifted my hand and produced an enormous cloud encompassing the whole block.

"[Ouranos' cries]!" Immediately after, dozen of pillars of high-pressured water fell upon the robots, destroying each one effortlessly.

I stopped and absorbed back the cloud once I noticed that none of the robots present here were still whole.

"... It's gonna be fun." With that thought, I flew toward the next block, where other robots could be heard fighting against the examinees.

-*-*-*-

Ten minutes later, an enormous rumbling noise could be heard, and the robot producing it was not disappointing, to say the least.

"As expected, the zero pointer is quite ridiculous." I whispered, looking at the robot literally towering the buildings.

"Eve, how much energy is needed to strike it down?"

"From the calculation I made, 100'000 kW should be enough to burn the circuits." She replied.

"I see..." I replied, musing over the thought of putting a stop at its rampage.

I know that it is not worth anything, but I will be able to show a high potential to these heroes... It would surely bring me more responsibility and opportunity for sure.

"Let's do it."

I then began to concentrate some of my energy inside my body.

The zero pointer was still at a reasonable distance, and I could see that the examinees were fleeing from him without issue. The last thing I wanted would be a cliché situation where I have to save some random girl.

I then plunged my hand into my stomach and grabbed what I was searching for.

Removing my hand from my stomach, a lightning bolt was firmly grasped by my finger in my palm.

I looked like Zeus, ready to strike mortals.

In a throwing position, I reeled my arm in the back before throwing the bolt toward where the robot's core should be.

It traveled way quicker than anyone's eye could follow.

It seems like a literal beam of lighting. The beam went through the head of the robot and continued its course toward the sky.

Explosions could be heard as it began to fall on his back.

"What do you think of that Eve?" I asked, pretty proud of myself.

I knew that I could do that, but doing it was another story.

I mean, until there I only manipulated some electricity and storm clouds... not literal lighting.

"For a premiere, it was impressing Master. I gathered a few pieces of information which should help you going even further."

"Thanks. How many points did I get?" I asked, flying toward the other examinees.

"Exactly 100 villains points, and an undetermined number of rescue points."

"Maybe Yuei won't be too boring after all."